Speaker 2 0:15

Hey, this is Chris, this is Costello.

Speaker 3 0:18

Here we go. I gotta take Costello, we have to. We gotta open today and try to figure out what's going on in your home country of England. They're having a stinking cow. Okay, let's review here.

Speaker 3 0:31

Okay, you got King Charles, who has cancer we don't know what type of cancer. So he has he's because he's being treated and he's, you know, going through treatment. Yes, his wife Camilla, though with the face looks like a you know nut sack, with hair and teeth, is pulled back from her appearances because I guess she's staying at home taking care of him. Okay, that's right. That's a you know Prince Andrew who's at home. He's, he can't do stuff, so he's at home watching internet porn or he's in it. Good point. And you got Harry. Of course, he's using a market now in America and he's in California.

Speaker 3 1:08

Now you got the two favorites, which is William and Kate. Now here's Kate, and this is the Domino surgery in January. No one's seen her since then, even though they said she'll be back in public in Easter with people just to, just can't take it. And so she releases this photo of her and her kids for Mother's Day and then they, they do the fuck with it. It's been Photoshopped, been Photoshopped, you know. So like it's an old photo of her and it's surrounded her face with the kids, I mean, I mean I took a big conspiracy theory going on in England. Why are you guys so obsessed with this?

Speaker 2 1:39

I don't know why. Why are they so worried about if she? She said oh yeah, I edited it.

Speaker 3 1:45

I mean, but you know English. They just say they're covering up something.

Speaker 2 1:49

Well, here's the thing, right, what's kind of funny. The original, you guys in your monarchy. I just said what, what I mean, so she, so if she did, I mean so now you can't see their horns sticking up and the fact that they're all really aliens. So what I mean, what exactly are you editing out? It was a hand and something to do with the zipper. Big fricking deal. It means nothing. Wait a minute.

Speaker 3 2:20

That's what's missing on her hands. She's not wearing any wedding rings, so I did conspiracy theory.

Speaker 2 2:26

Oh, I didn't know about that.

Speaker 3 2:28

Oh, waking up. That's why you don't see her. It's over. There's one theory that said she's dead. Seriously.

Speaker 2 2:40

Hanging out with poor McCartney, I guess.

Speaker 3 2:44

She's dead. They're by the queen. Okay, oh, hanging out with the queen, yes. She's not dead, she's just hanging out with the queen, your home country, as you would say. They would say they're just a little bit of tither. It's like what is wrong with you? You're your country, man. Come on, you know what. You're English. You went through what's going on there.

Speaker 2 3:04

I'll tell you what's going on. The price has gone so much to shit. I mean everything. I mean they've got a shit parliament, a shit prime minister, the economy.

Speaker 3 3:15

I forgot shit. Monarchy though we're talking the monarchy.

Speaker 2 3:18

Yeah, I know, but no, I'm just saying that everything else has really gone to shit. Even TV is not to the great standard that it used to be when I worked there.

Speaker 3 3:29

Anyway, looking to BBC One or BBC Two.

Speaker 2 3:33

Well, I went for all BBCs. My whole family did. But that's another story. Probably oh BBC. So here's the thing they have nothing else. I mean, everything else they can think of or talk about is shit. So it's like okay, then, the monarchy, the monarchy, yeah, and now it would be so much better.

Speaker 3 3:56

Why? Why the big secrecy? Why won't they say what kind of cancer the king has? Okay. Why won't they say what type of abdominal surgery that the princess had? Okay, she had a hysterectomy, I don't know, I mean probably. Why won't they say, I mean, if they just release it because they're used to being, you know those type of things, come in, they tell the public. You know, why are they so secretive? And they're all hiding? I mean, show yourself, I want them to balcony. Do the queen way, which is they're so famous for doing. Do that.

Speaker 2 4:26

I well, I wonder if we could put a bet on what kind of cancer King Charles has.

Speaker 3 4:35

I bet you know because in England I think we talked before I guess that he had like like a dick cancer.

Speaker 2 4:41

A little further back. What do you prostate? Prostate, I think that's it. Well then, why would you be secretive?

Speaker 3 4:49

about prostate. I don't know why. I mean, it's just the most common cancer, exactly.

Speaker 2 4:54

Exactly, and in any case, you know, it usually for some reason helps people out. All the kings got it. I guess there's hope for me yet? No, not, unless you're a royal. But I mean, hey, you know I don't understand it either. They're just looking for yet another story that isn't there, and that's not the first time they've done this.

Speaker 3 5:14

It's all the time it's on the front page of all the because they do. They still sell, unlike here in America. I mean, newspapers don't really sell out much anymore. But back in England I mean, man, those headlines there are, people grab that, they want to read that stuff and every paper is they got something about you know, bingo. Are they divorced? Are they separated? Is she not recovering? She got a stroke. I mean, it's just like you know.

Speaker 2 5:41

I doubt that, I doubt that. But no, I tell you what or no, it does. It does just show what you know, shit journalism they have in England anymore. You know the tabloids, the sun, the daily mirror, the daily sketch. I think that might be gone, oh wait a minute the sun is gone.

Speaker 3 5:59

The sketch Is that your thing called. That's funny, there was.

Speaker 2 6:02

Yeah, there was and there's. I realize the sun is gone now as well. So okay, the daily mirror whatever.

Speaker 3 6:09

That's the big one right.

Speaker 2 6:10

Oh, the Daily Mail is another one. It used to be a good.

Speaker 3 6:12

Oh, I've seen that. I've seen that. I've seen them. I've been over there and they just said that they grab them up in a hurry. Big papers, big headlines, and I got to get your attention and sell those papers man.

Speaker 2 6:22

Well, not only that, you also have the evening paper, the evening standard and the evening news, and those are huge. And so I mean but that's the thing, what are they reporting? Oh, I don't know anything. Let's make something up. Have you talked?

Speaker 3 6:33

to anybody back home Find out what all the buzz is about, why they're there. But I've been in a state of confusion and worry and conspiracy theory over cake healing from a surgery.

Speaker 2 6:45

Have we thought about this earlier? I'd say we could make a phone call right now, but we can't because we're oh yeah what the time difference?

Speaker 3 6:52

who I think would be?

Speaker 2 6:53

I don't think four o'clock in the morning, but this would not be welcome.

Speaker 3 7:00

I wouldn't do that, I mean you know. I mean, relations are still a little strange, I don't know if you have a number to Buckingham Palace, when we just call the palace straight away.

Speaker 2 7:10

Oh okay, We'll pretend we just go.

Speaker 3 7:17

Hey, make sure Camilla stays on scene. We'd like that.

Speaker 2 7:22

Hello, this is Buckingham Palace. Speaking Whom? To me I direct this call?

Speaker 3 7:29

Well, it's an American click down phone. Okay, you are correct. So, yeah, well, I thought you might have some insight, but it's just, it's just really fun. Sorry, I mean, it's just, it's just everywhere. You've seen it right? I mean, they're covering all the stuff just coming across the pond about Princes and Prince, the future king of England.

Discussion on Current Events and Entertainment

Speaker 2 7:49

Have you noticed that 90% of the news is bullshit these days? You've got two wars raging on, you know? Don't, don't get me started. You got Netanyahu starving and threatening to kill a shitload of children and women and children, and hey, go, go, take refuge over there. Oh, by the way, we're bombing over there too. So, good, good, you know the Trump channel to do with who? Oh, I'm surprised me. And then you got. You got Egypt Sitting there going no, you can't leave. I know you're gonna get bombed. Tough luck, you know. And so, although I do like, what the Americans are gonna do is is put a Doc, I mean a floating doc.

Speaker 2 8:33

Yeah floating doctor yeah.

Speaker 3 8:34

I gotta get in the food because you know the some other countries going. Okay, we'll do a drop and drop it on you. Oh, we didn't check the parachutes. They don't open. So if the food drop doesn't kill you, the lack of food probably will do you know?

Speaker 2 8:46

that is actually a thing. They used to happen in the Second World War too. When they do these humanitarian drops, people get killed. Yeah, kill people, yeah you're heavy man.

Speaker 3 8:56

Yes, they're very heavy. You know all those, all those semi-automatic rifles Be better way to come with the floating doc. I would thank that. Guy needs something like that. It's crazy.

Speaker 2 9:06

Oh, something's gotta happen. They've closed up. Well, they've closed up that you can't. You know there are no borders left. So what do you do? You go to the sea. Go to the sea side.

Speaker 3 9:21

Yeah, and so as they go to the sea to get food, the the other guys will line up and shoot them as they line to get food. Right, that's probably they are sitting ducks. Oh, you know, they drop the food, they kill people. Come over the doc, something will happen. People falling and drown trying to get a bag of rice.

Speaker 2 9:37

That's gonna happen, that's gonna happen. But you know, you guys, I could see it now like I was just Just exclaiming oh look, a 20-something Arab. He was a terrorist. How can you tell? I don't know, but he looked at me funny.

Speaker 3 10:02

You know you probably, I know you probably what I've watched. The whole thing I did. I was glad I did. I mean, I haven't what?

Speaker 2 10:08

the whole wall just watched it on the long side, academy Ward.

Speaker 3 10:11

Oh, I thought it was really good.

Speaker 2 10:14

I'm sorry, I thought you were talking. We were talking about the war.

Speaker 3 10:17

I mean I've watched. World.

Speaker 2 10:18

War two on TV. Do you didn't politics something fun. Yeah, you're right. Okay, forget that.

Speaker 3 10:25

No, yes, the you know I'm up on politics stuff. You're getting all the old bent out of shape. I was trying to say you know I do, why, you know I do.

Speaker 1 10:34

I'm just trying to stand, just trying to snap you out of it.

Speaker 2 10:37

So the Oscars? Yes, slash the Oscars. And.

Speaker 3 11:10

It was. It was actually non-political pretty much to the end. There were a couple of speeches, yeah, and you know people, I mean I don't blame them. What they said, they were saying the right thing. It's the one guy who won for a documentary about Ukraine. He goes I'd give this thing back if they never invaded my country, you know so. He said I, I didn't want to have to make this documentary. It's about the war. He is anybody standing about. But if I don't, if you, I looked at it. It's pretty gruesome. They show the things you don't see. They show the dead children, really slaughter and carnage. It's just, yeah, a lot is this.

Speaker 2 11:46

It's disgusting. We're gonna look at this is what kind of bugs me these? You go right back into politics here. Well, you did.

Speaker 3 11:53

This is there he goes there, he goes. No, I'm gonna say it, let me get soapbox there you go, stand on it, go ahead, that's creaky.

Speaker 2 12:05

It's not. You're not gonna take this seriously, then I'm going to go home. Listen, listen. Now. What I was gonna say was what kind of bugs me is now they? Have.

Speaker 3 12:25

I'm just gonna give you a background music to go by. You can go ahead. Stop it.

Speaker 2 12:35

All right, I'm just really gonna make the point very quickly that they do have, and that's all the time we have. Now. What's the point? What? What boy?

Speaker 3 12:44

now you want to hear.

Speaker 2 12:46

Okay, no, I was thinking of these super realistic video games. You know you shoot people, but you come back to life. You know you shoot people, but it doesn't show you the horror of the pain and the hell that people go through when they die, have a gunshot wound, or the fact that the half their head is missing.

Speaker 3 13:01

Yeah.

Speaker 2 13:02

I mean it's and that's what you know, the youth of today Probably think that's what it is. Oh, you, you, you get shot. You go out and fall over. No, if you get shot in the head, the back of your head's gone, probably your brain with it. You get shot in, you know, in the stomach. Well, there go your nuts done, you know. Or the horrible paintings shot in the stomach. Anyway hurts like hell, yeah, I mean, and it lasts forever. I mean now you're gonna go home and you're gonna be, you know, looking like trunk going, you know, in a wheelchair. Poor bastards, I feel I, I mean, I, I almost get mad at him going. Why did you join? But the fact is you did, and yes, but he did this for his country. I guarantee you 100% that if he had the possibility of not doing it for his country, losing his genitalia and his legs, I think that young soldier might have taken that option. What do you think?

Speaker 3 14:02

Late ladies and gentlemen, this, this Debbie Downer part of the show is brought to you by Castell. Thank you, thank you very much. Okay no, you're right, pop off, pop up the soap box, you okay Well.

Speaker 2 14:16

I'm okay, unless you mention again Don't start me and we didn't do a show last week. So you know, here we did, oh, dude, oh we did, didn't we? And I don't know a bloody day. It is, as you know, the miniature, the miniature, the miniature. That sounds like a song, I feel.

Speaker 3 14:37

I don't know if you, if you, enjoyed the Academy Awards. I did I mean because I've been doing all, just actually a lot of people. I like the way they did it, like five previous winners would announce a winner in each major category. I thought that was really good that was clever, that was neat.

Speaker 3 14:52

I know I love Al Pacino, I'm coming out at the end. Yes, I'm going. He didn't read the nominees but you know he said afterwards it Because it was doing crap. He said the producer said we were short of time, that it won a run over. So just, you know that's, there were 10 nominees and you go ahead and announce the winner. Well, he didn't do like the normal build-up, like okay, you know what are the best picture of the year is he just went. You know there were 10 nominations, only one come. When I open the envelope and my, I see it was like going what? And is this an Al Pacino moment?

Speaker 2 15:29

Yeah, you know. You know what, though I thought this this year? Right there, all they were again talking about it was almost a repeater last year of Oppenheimer right and Barbie and the other one that I really like called was it. Damn it, I forgot my night wrote it down. I know I did no, no, no adventure, adventure, adventure. Hello, I'm.

Speaker 3 15:58

I'm. It was in the movie that you like. I still no no, no, it's.

Speaker 2 16:01

It's called like poor people or poor things. I think it's called, yeah, poor things, is it? Yeah, now that's the one a year ago, you and I having this exact same conversation and I couldn't remember its name then either. But I said I really want to see that movie and I'll be damned it want one on Oscar one, a few Oscars. What if you did you actually see it? You just know I never did and I know, I will now.

Speaker 2 16:24

I mean, I was anyway, but I could never find it, so you know and and those kind of those kind of movies I want to see in a movie theater, and I'll only go to RG movie theaters because people are far more respectful in there and I don't you want to watch it on your fights on Hulu?

Speaker 3 16:39

Just let me know.

Speaker 2 16:40

Oh, really, okay, yeah, don't do that after the show I'm cool Hulu open your screen at home.

Speaker 3 16:47

Just you know, we got a good size TV. Just watch it there if you want.

Speaker 2 16:50

Well, I do, I got a 55 inch. Thank you, allison, there you go yeah oh yeah.

Speaker 3 16:56

You should be doing porn, man, 55 inches. Hello, crap, I Do walk with a limp. That's no, I know you knew those, something to that. Okay, I tell you what the set was nice. They sing all the nominate songs. I mean Ryan Gossum when he did. I'm just kin God, that was funny. That was a great production. Wearing the pink suit, all the dancers having to sing along, I mean it was, it was, it was great.

Speaker 3 17:25

It was good, it was a big standing ovation. They weren't crazy, didn't you like it? Big production number I loved it.

Speaker 2 17:30

But you know what I mean. It's just, I would see them. I love it. But the thing it seemed like last year's Oscar's just the same thing again, but taken a little more seriously. It didn't seem to be that serious last year and in fact it hasn't really been serious since they announced their own winner a few years ago.

Speaker 3 17:51

Yeah, it's been kind of boring and really kind of formatic, and this way they made it participatory and everyone seemed involved. There were a lot of, I guess you could say, legends. You don't normally see the Oscars anymore, which was great, you know they have to pay for that.

Speaker 2 18:07

Did you know that Well?

Speaker 3 18:09

I'm sure why not?

Speaker 2 18:09

you know so get them there, it's good for the show.

Speaker 3 18:13

Yeah, the best line of the night was from Jimmy Kimmel. He saved it to the end when he didn't realize he goes. I took his phone and he goes. I'm reading a review. Oh yeah, and he actually was a real review from Trump on his Truth Social Network and talking about how he sucked as a host and the actually let's get George Salopas to beat the host next time. And then he goes make America great again, and he goes. Mr President, I'm just really shocked. You're watching, isn't it past your jail time?

Speaker 3 18:38

Oh, that was great Coward nuts and he was watching. He was watching.

Speaker 2 18:42

He was watching.

Speaker 3 18:43

That freaking bastard.

Speaker 2 18:46

So oh, that was real. I didn't realize that was real, I thought that was just you know like no, he actually that way.

Speaker 3 18:51

he read word for word. Wow, that was written by Trump.

Speaker 2 18:55

Yeah, we need him as our president again. Oh, who gives Newsflash? Newsflash Trump has lost the kinderway black vote. He has.

Speaker 3 19:12

He what he's losing.

Speaker 2 19:15

He has lost the kinderway, my street. I'm sorry. I guess I should write. Oh, okay, he has lost the vote here. He ain't getting it.

Speaker 3 19:25

Oh, I said, sit down with it with an after the black person, I would just go. If they like Trump, I'm just go buy. I just wanted, I just would go. I just want to. What it slips slaps him. So what do you do? How could it black Hispanic be for Trump? You know you suck at me. Back to politics again. What do you do? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 19:45

But here we go. Well, you know what I mean. You suck at me into Trump them. Oh, dan, that goes to whistle. Well, that's it for that.

Political Commentary and Humor

Speaker 3 19:56

You'll go ahead, spin it out, man. We're on it now let's go. I was going to say the other guy who was running for the Republicans was.

Speaker 2 20:02

one of them was black, okay.

Speaker 3 20:05

And representative Scott from your state of South Carolina. That's right. That's right.

Speaker 2 20:10

And you know, and he backed Trump. Now, a little miss. What's the name? Who we've already said, whose name we've already forgotten?

Speaker 3 20:18

Nikki Haley, from your state in.

Speaker 2 20:19

South Carolina. That's right? Well, she did. She never backed Trump. However, my political informant on such matters, pookie, who lives next door and if you listen, if you listen very carefully, you'll probably hear him screaming, yelling he was doing it earlier. Yeah, he was saying that he didn't like nickel Haley, nikki Haley, because, yeah, she was, she was using, she was she was being racist. I go really when and what way I don't know.

Speaker 2 20:52

She said something as he took as racist and I said so I want to just something you couldn't understand. It was above the third grade level that might have been, could well have been, but anyway, so I think you're making fun of me.

Speaker 3 21:04

I don't know what you're saying, but it's not like you're making fun of me.

Speaker 2 21:07

Yeah, yeah, it keeps calling me pookie, I don't know why, anyway. So I mean, I thought it was kind of interesting that you know for someone who was a diehard Trumpite, and I think this is actually okay. It's only one guy in the middle of South Carolina, but for as strong as they are, here were I think he's done, because if you can lose pookies for vote, you're done.

Speaker 3 21:31

I mean, well, here's the big question why did pookie change your mind?

Speaker 2 21:36

Change his mind.

Speaker 3 21:38

Okay, why do you change his mind? He knew pookie was a man, surely.

Speaker 2 21:42

I had a female I know, pookie. Oh, do you? Okay? Well, there's an avenue that we'll get down later Chris Bailey and his friend pookie. The adventures of my girlfriend. Well, no, I forgot what you asked me. Pookie, I see your girlfriend.

Speaker 3 22:00

She has a really good pookie, oh I see Okay, well, there you go.

Speaker 2 22:05

So why did he change his mind? Why did he change his mind? Because he's been watching the things he's saying and doing. He goes the guy's an idiot. I go bingo. I said fine, yeah, you just figured it out. And he goes, yeah, but I thought he was really cool. I said, okay, exactly. I said, well, you know so what happens? I don't know man, he's just an idiot, he's not saying anything. I said exactly, and what do you think he's going to do for you, mr Blackman? Nothing.

Speaker 2 22:37

Like in the past times, nothing for nobody.

Speaker 3 22:41

Maybe he'd be upset on those stage photos Trump takes with some black people and some were photoshopped. Some of you were Really. I mean I'm just going oh, give me, give me, how much are they getting paid? And then you know, it was just. You know, all set of photos, not real people, not real supporters. You know.

Speaker 2 22:57

Of course, and those guys should have done things like they did in Vietnam. When the prisoners that get caught, they make like little signs with their fingers. You know, as subtly as they could and to say I'm saying I'm not doing this by my own free will. He probably went to a chair.

Speaker 3 23:15

I was hoping that the black guy to his left he had kind of like his head, his hand on the shoulder, which probably broke out in a rash. He was just like what is fingers sticking his ear out when the camera was taking a picture.

Speaker 2 23:24

I was watching the news. He was talking, he had a wet one man in there. Well at his hair. They were showing you you know a picture of Biden and a picture of him and I don't know. You could see the makeup just glowing and his hairpiece was glowing orange, the side bits. He doesn't have a hairpiece, that's right, some mouse or something, but it was. It was just so obvious. I mean it was just funny. I mean I don't understand.

Speaker 3 23:54

So he has lost the black vote in South Carolina.

Speaker 2 24:00

I think someone should have a whole like radio station devoted to just you know, pulling the curtain back like the Wizard of Oz. You know, my God, if you haven't figured it out from last time, we'll help you.

Speaker 3 24:14

A close man, half the country or some reason. Well, we get seven and a half months for things to happen, and things will happen, so we'll see. That's true.

Speaker 2 24:27

There's fat as he is. Maybe he'll have a triple quadruple bypass.

Speaker 3 24:32

He choked on one of those KFC chicken bones that he eats all the time. I'd be kind of fun to watch, Wouldn't it just give him the name like? No, we're just going to watch him If you spit out his own okay, we will just point out, I'm joking. Oh well, tough shit.

Speaker 2 24:47

Put it on repeat, just have it on continuous repeat. That's right yeah that's sick, that's okay.

Speaker 3 24:54

American politics, you get all the stuff going on with idiot, all these mess coming out of England about what's going with our royals. Right, yeah, exactly. Academy Awards had one of their biggest audiences in years, went way up in ratings, so people felt the same way, I guess. And what I'm excited about is that a lot of people this week said a lot of stupid shit. Stupid people say guess what I'm in.

Ridiculous Quotes and Insults

Speaker 3 25:25

That pookie yes. Yes, did you, would you like to hear it again, I would Talk to me Stupid people say guess what I'm in. I like I'm glad you've come to a census. I will read the quote the stupid shit, and you need to tell me who said it.

Speaker 2 25:53

Alright, just a couple sentences to bear with me who said this?

Speaker 3 25:56

I'll read it kind of like he said it in his speech. That was a clue. No, not what you think. Look here people, White folks came here with nothing and built the most powerful nation on earth. I'm not saying the Mexicans and Black should not be proud, but who do you think has the most to brag about? The folks who built Mexico, the folks who built the nations in Africa or the folks who built the United States?

Speaker 2 26:30

Oh God, that sounds horribly like Fox News, doesn't it?

Speaker 3 26:36

Well, they carried it. They showed the clip on Fox News. It's a guy who's running for governor of North Carolina and he's currently the North Carolina Lieutenant Governor, mark Robinson, and he's a Black man. Really, he's praising the white people.

Speaker 2 26:52

That's not as unpleasant as, say, like a Native American praising white people. I mean well, I mean he's the white people did it off the backs of the Chinese.

Speaker 3 27:11

Because someone asked him if he was like a part of the Black movement. Whatever he goes, why would I want to be that there are people who have families with multiple fathers, mothers who are abused and kids are going nowhere. Why don't I want to be a part of? That Well he's got a point I'd rather be white people. Well again, he has his name. Future Soundbites. North Carolina Lieutenant Governor Mark Robinson. Wow, he is a walking stupid shit coat machine. Stupid shit. People say Guess what I mean.

Speaker 3 27:51

Thank you. Thank you, boogie. Stupid shit number two. You're up, costello, you ready, I'm doing so well here, yes, go ahead.

Speaker 2 28:01

Would you take a?

Speaker 3 28:01

nap you with me. Next school please Second stupid shit part of the week. Here it is. He's dead to us now. You're dead to us. Good luck, man. You're dead to me.

Speaker 2 28:18

Somebody pissed in his weedies, I guess.

Speaker 3 28:22

Do you think right? Yeah, this is a sports thing. I'll tell you that. Okay, there's a lot of free agent signings this week.

Speaker 2 28:29

Do you know what? Do you know this Basketball? I think Am I right, Wrong Football.

Speaker 3 28:38

Football that was. Tiki. Barclay who played for the New York Giants and he was talking about Sequan Barclay who was. He was jacked about the Giants played for them his first six years and he just took a different contract. He was traded to the Philadelphia Eagles and you know, tiki was the Giant for Life and he's expecting Sequan to be the Giant for Life. He said he wanted to be. He took the money and went to rival team Philadelphia they're in the same division, oh really.

Speaker 2 29:05

Oh well, his daddy's got money and he's got money. What the hell Look?

Speaker 3 29:11

at the hell. He's made millions, man. So, pookie, talk to me again. Buddy Pookie, one more oh. Stupid shit. People say Guess what I'm in.

Speaker 3 29:20

Yeah I know, stupid shit. Quote of the week Number three Are you ready, castel? You're over two, I am listening. Oh, make it this one. Okay, make it what. Here we go. Here's the quote here's the thing. All right, Because I'm a dick, probably because it was easy, because I don't like CNN, and I really mean that. Don Lemon. Now, Guy, I admit it, he was a dick. So who's on cable TV as a dick? Don Lemon. Oh, that um oh, when you can do it, you can do it, you can do it.

Speaker 2 29:57

You can do it. Come on, it's coming along, pull it out of the brain.

Speaker 1 30:02

It's deteriorating, baby every day. Go on Pull it out oh.

Speaker 2 30:04

God, it's like shitting a pineapple backwards. Ow.

Speaker 3 30:09

No.

Speaker 2 30:10

Times up.

Speaker 3 30:11

That was Tucker Carlson. He said that oh, of course, of course I knew that he was explaining why he attacked Chris Cuomo in the Fox News show. So Chris Cuomo, you know, was a dick. After you know, carlson just peaked on him all the time he goes. Why'd you pick me all the time? That's his quote. Because I'm a dick? Probably because it was easy, because I don't like CNN. I really mean that.

Speaker 2 30:33

That's what he told me about. That runs beautifully into exactly what I was thinking about earlier, and that would be your good buddy, joe Rogan. You don't like him, do you? Well, you know you don't Let me do so. I thought we would have Joe Rogan's insult corner. We're going to put him and you together and you're just going to insult him. He can't send anything back because he's not here.

Speaker 3 31:08

Well, that would be, that would be have to find. I'd like for him to say stuff back so I can just keep beating him up.

Speaker 2 31:12

Well, you know, eventually somebody will go. Hey, have you heard what Chris of Chris and Costello on the original canceled Radio Guys said about you?

Speaker 3 31:20

So we can talk about he's got short man syndrome.

Speaker 2 31:24

Exactly. I mean, that's exactly it, he's here, you know taking steroids.

Speaker 3 31:28

So he's all steroids. He's a UFC announcer. He likes watching those guys humping the cage. He's not funny. He's a boy. He's a midget. How far do we go?

Speaker 2 31:39

You can go as far as you like, but save some for next week because I'm going to make you up a.

Speaker 3 31:45

Close Dana White to keep going.

Speaker 2 31:47

Well, I was going to say I'm going to make you a little jingle to go in there, so it'll be an actual thing. How do we get a jingle? A jingle, yes, you will. Okay, because I like that.

Speaker 3 32:03

This is full participation for our listeners. So if you want to, you know, call in. I mean, go to our website and leave an insult. Please do, and we'll put it right on the show, okay, join in.

Speaker 2 32:17

You'd have to email us at christencostelloyahucom. You can do that, which, strangely enough, nobody's found. The Easter egg yet A few people have mentioned. No, I don't have it stuck up my ass. Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 32:35

I was my first guest too. Oh, that was you, was it yeah?

Speaker 2 32:38

it was me, sorry. Copious amounts of cash will be one. When somebody figures it out, I think we'll put two weeks on it, and if they haven't found it by then, bailey, you and I will go to the National Association of Broadcasters in Vegas and go live it up for a day or two. It's coming up soon, man.

Speaker 3 32:55

It's coming up around April 14th, so we will have the copious amounts of cash with us at the convention and of course, that copious amounts really kind of relates to the change in my pocket. That's pretty much it, copious.

Speaker 2 33:08

That's copious, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, me too. Yeah, you got it. You got it, buddy, yeah. So there you go, the Easter egg. Where is the Easter egg I got?

Speaker 3 33:19

it. Yeah, find the Easter egg, leave your Joe Rogan insult, or do your Joe Rogan impression, if you like.

Speaker 2 33:25

So it's kind of like this oh, you can do that. Well, you'd have a lot of experience.

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Speaker 3 33:29

man, oh fucking man, we got some fucking stuff. Good show today, man, in fact, don't we? Buddy, you're talking to this producer. I don't know, joe, do we? Oh yeah, it's a couple that said so.

Speaker 2 33:40

I tried. I'll be quite honest with you. I tried listening to it today while I was cooking and I just I'm sorry man, I tried. Did you have a guest on? Yes, he did. I mean it was interesting in as far as the guy who kind of invented AI, and so in that respect it was kind of interesting. But that guy was pouring too, it's like oh Jesus, you got a scientist on there.

Speaker 3 34:07

How are you going to pull the fun out of a scientist? Well, somebody wants to know about how you did at AI, but it's just going to be really clinical and scientific. It's going to be, you know well, it was. Yeah, exactly At this point, right.

Speaker 2 34:22

Yeah, yeah, it was oh gosh bad, bad, bad. So yeah, I don't know. I don't know what the fuss is about that guy. You know you kept talking about it. I don't know the hell you're talking about as well.

Speaker 3 34:34

Well, I just you know. It's like he was one of the first guys to do a podcast. I guess, he's got a huge audience that knows him from UFC bouts. He's been doing it and so when he came on, he did just kind of follow them and go oh Joe, he's the UFC guy, let's just do what he's doing. You know what. He's kind of on with them and just made him a lot of money, you know. But if you want entertainment value, you want an alternative. Here we are.

Speaker 2 35:00

Grayson Costello at the original canceled radio guys.

Speaker 3 35:06

Like a flat rash. That just won't go away. Here's Chris and cost now. Yeah, we need to say that we can get costello up on the political soapbox if you want. Don't even Go, put him on and put him beside your organ and we can both just have a really sound sleep.

Speaker 2 35:27

Oh, Thanks a lot, at least, at least I'm a little more animated than he is.

Speaker 3 35:34

True, yeah, maybe he's been doing a podcast for too long, maybe he's just he's been doing it so long that they used to call it chain letters.

Speaker 2 35:45

His first book this first podcast was done by mail, so you know ha ha ha.

Speaker 3 35:54

He's getting older, he's shrinking me. Can get much shorter to be.

Speaker 2 36:01

You know what, if he's done, if he's done all those steroids and everything, I'm quite sure it's genitalia is probably Sucked right back up there.

Speaker 3 36:10

Oh, it's inverted. Yeah, it's just like it's given him a second evil. Okay, is that your penis? That's my navel I used to be, but now it's my other name. What you can do with that? I can't use it anymore, man. I'm dick dead.

Speaker 2 36:27

I'm DD, dick dead. A penis and genitalia by any other name would be a buttonhole.

Speaker 3 36:33

It's a terrible male affliction, dd. Is that disease. Is it? Is that disease reach over in the pond, yet Is it rampant in England, dd? Well, look at the King.

Speaker 2 36:47

I mean.

Speaker 3 36:48

I was. The King has it every time he looks at Camilla.

Speaker 2 36:52

Yeah, run away, and wouldn't you?

Speaker 3 36:55

Okay, but you would you King me? No, I got DD.

Speaker 2 37:01

I'm gonna go back. Case of DD. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 37:06

I'll put a bag over my head. Well, let me have a shot then. Okay, but otherwise England's problem is not America's problem. Again, I think we got to do with Trump. You gotta do with Camilla.

Speaker 2 37:24

Hey, you know what I'm just thinking, completely changing the subject. Okay we've talked about this before, but we're gonna talk about it now. Podcast radio UScom. And it's really important you put the US there, because I wrote them a very rude letter going look, you said, you're gonna put us on air. I Sent you everything. I stayed up overnight. I slaved over a hot, a hot thing microphone a microphone.

Speaker 2 37:57

Thank you, yeah, we're Mixing desk and and and I grew older and you haven't done anything. I don't see it anywhere. You said it would be here, so, um, god man, I'll listen to us this week.

Speaker 3 38:11

I listen to us on On the Charlotte Okay, oh, okay, and we're in Atlanta. I'm gonna check that out next because it's what they do. It's really funny because who's on before us and actress because they they want to just do a hope. It's called since podcast radio. Right, instead of like doing maybe a full show, like an hour show, back to back, I would think that would be the smart way to go. You do, you have an hour show and and this your show's done. Another show comes on for an hour but they're doing these 10 minutes snippets. It's kind of like comedy radio and they play a little bit of a comedian and they go to the next one, to the next one.

Speaker 3 38:43

Oh, yeah, yeah our lead in sometimes can be funny. I mean, we had a therapist lead us in one day. He goes, you just did she close out and have some good brain help. Okay, and if you just check me out, if you have any issues and questions, I'm here for you always, so you have good mental health. And then we come on and go and we're followed by a scientist talking about yo. It's the spring when the algae forms on the rocks, you know, and it causes all kinds of pollen and allergies. I'm going, it's just, it's just fun. You know that's what. As podcast radio they get a little bit everything. Well, you know, it'll be a mystery after that. You know or you can.

Speaker 2 39:23

But you can hear full, full versions of our show there. You had to go to comedy, right? You got a podcast radio us dot com and Says comedy. You hit that. And we're like the second one down with a picture yeah, we are picture two punk girls that I took for over 40 years ago and won an award with it too. And then he got my clock cleans person and take my PT, you bastard.

Speaker 3 39:53

We can do an x-week show if you, if you want to. You know, it's like. It's like the 25th anniversary when Selena got shot and then there was oh, I think it was 80 or somebody who carried the shooter, I mean the woman around the fan cup, the most hated woman in the world. That's right.

Speaker 3 40:11

The interviewer and she was like going it was an accident, it wasn't my fault and I wasn't. I wasn't skimming from the fan club. She was wrong and this is my story. So this is what really happened. Well, no one believes that bitch worth anything, you know. So and then they gave her airtime for that and it, what it does, is spikes. What's on YouTube is my interview with Selena. I interviewed her Four months before she was shot. It was like the last English interview she did and it was like one of the first ones she's done in a long time, because she's getting ready to release her English you know album, because everything she did was, you know, the Hano music and now she's gonna do the big pop music. This is gonna be a big deal.

Speaker 3 41:22

You know people you know north of Texas and to the east and west. Don't know who she was, you know. So it's like Texas, western states, lower western states and below, and she was super star and she was gonna be one as well too, but it's practically that, that's idiot. This is what a way. Son, 22 years old. You know she's funny. The interview is really good. You know we can play the next week's show if you want to.

Speaker 2 41:47

All right, well, we'll work something. Out is to listen.

Speaker 3 41:50

What long, long time ago, back in 1994.

Speaker 2 41:58

Some of us is one even born then, oh my god. Now you go for only 10.

Speaker 3 42:06

I did the interview, so all right.

Speaker 2 42:08

Well, listen, I can tell you.

Speaker 3 42:10

I was only 10 years old, hi Selena.

Speaker 2 42:14

Selena baby.

Speaker 3 42:16

You're pretty. Yeah, big ass you got. She did.

Speaker 2 42:22

I saw a woman.

Speaker 3 42:23

I saw a woman a little more than that when they had to pick someone to play her, I mean, you had to do that, dad, have a big ass like Selena At that time. Jennifer Lopez, you know she had to look, you know with the makeup, so I didn't really call push it a big ass. Oh.

Speaker 2 43:03

I'll tell you what. Let's put that on the books for next week. We'll do that.

Speaker 3 43:07

We'll listen to it Sniffing pale thing. Whatever it is. Where do you feel Well?

Speaker 2 43:12

how well we'll talk about that.

Speaker 3 43:14

We'll have a pretty Good news new cost on you. I'll leave it up to you, mr Editor, mr Producer, well, I, that's the record button. I forgot to push.

Speaker 2 43:27

I traveled 600 fucking miles to be here and I got nothing to show for it.

Speaker 3 43:33

Can't wait to hear next week. I'm glad I did a lot of malnourished be attacked as a party, just by the way.

Speaker 2 43:41

I'm still paying for that.

Speaker 3 43:44

Are you? Oh god yes yeah, you know, I'm I'm not thinking about it. Oh, what did I?

Speaker 2 43:49

do. Well, I like, I say I know what happened, but that's not the point, doesn't make it. Doesn't make it, make it any better. Oh god that was one of the second worst feelings in my life going. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 44:07

We crowd there a lot of guests and fun interviews, great stories and and no one's ever gonna hear it, so that's great, thank you. Stupid, be our new feature. You can do it. Stupid shit people do.

Speaker 2 44:29

We could and we probably will. Oh okay, enough of that. Thank you. I'm glad you can go home.

Speaker 3 44:34

You can, we can have fun with you about it. It's just, you know so many things, man, it's a course.

Speaker 2 44:39

Good god man, Good god I had him think man. I had a cabbage man. I don't care anymore.

Speaker 3 44:49

We just think about the street food. You like them shrimps and stuff. You forgot to hit the record button too busy.

Speaker 2 44:54

I don't have another show that wasn't no, no, no, no. I did hit the record button, but the MP3 slot that I put it in it records and then then we stopped it because, okay, oh look, it's recording, great, wonderful. But what we didn't know is that you couldn't record on it again. I didn't know. But what's this? We shit? Well, you were sitting next to me. Who had the board it was? It was in between us.

Speaker 2 45:24

You're memory right, yeah, that's right, but but the thing of it was that the little chip in this thing Ah, you've already recorded once, that's your lot. But I'm gonna let you look at this and see the me to go up and down and the little red light will still flash. So how the hell are you supposed to know it's not recording and still, I have to say about it really, Just just for me to fill out a bend over.

Speaker 3 45:49

Take your medicine, man, for messing that up okay. I'll make him his next with Selena bend over, take it. Take it like a man's hanging around here.

Speaker 2 45:57

Well, next week We'll have Selena. Charles give it to him. With a royal set the car. Hey, he's got DD, dd, temple day, temple day. All right, hang on a second. Here you still there, bailey.