Speaker 2 0:06

Welcome to the original Cancelled Radio Guys live from Las Vegas. Yes, both Chris and Costello in the same room. I wonder if a fight will break out over who can hold the Beyonce album cover. We give OJ Simpson a lashing. He can't fight back, he's dead. Your ex-president and soon-to-be-convicted felon drops in and tells us what he feels about his supporters. That might surprise you. All this in a left-handed handshake. Chris and Costello, the original cancelled radio guys.

Speaker 1 0:51

Go. Hey everybody, this is Chris. This is.

Speaker 3 0:55

Costello. This is really weird because this is the only second time this has happened, first time visiting the channel because that's the infamous episode where Costello didn't push the grab record button. What's this button do? Here we go Record. So here we are actually, sitting Feet away.

Speaker 2 1:11

Feet away Saying exactly which one of us didn't shower.

Speaker 3 1:17

Actually doing face to face, it's usually Colorado, south Carolina, vegas, south Carolina.

Speaker 4 1:22

That's right. So this should be the best sounding show you've ever heard. That's right. We're hoping, actually facing each other.

Speaker 3 1:28

So you guys won't have to suffer. We have to suffer with what we're seeing each other do.

Speaker 4 1:32

Yeah, I know he didn't shave.

Speaker 3 1:33

He did not shave.

Speaker 4 1:34

Dressed up like a doctor.

Speaker 3 1:38

I don't know what's going on. No, I'm a the surgical tech I'm the surgical tech.

Speaker 4 1:43

Oh, so it's Dr Mac now, is it? Yes, sir.

Speaker 3 1:46

And we are live today from Vegas, or more precisely Henderson, which is the big, booming new area in Vegas. It's beautiful out here and here's your daughter's home. It's a beautiful home. Yeah, pretty impressed I came out here to check it out. Your husband's out there. He's also a part time DJ. I'm just happy he didn't hurt me. When I walked in I warned him about you he's a big guy.

Speaker 4 2:10

He's six, six, five, six seven. One of those two big guy.

Speaker 3 2:15

He's got his old DJ set up there. He's got his police bike in the garage that's right his Tesla's in the driveway and it's just like he likes. Life is good. He's a motorhead, he likes stuff, he likes to go fast and he's a cop. He can do that so and he does. I can testify to that when we went out for a little ride the other day I wasn't sure if he's working it out, so I'm driving out here, so I had to cut through. Henderson, I was making sure, go to the speed limit.

Speaker 3 2:37

He's a big guy, I don't want to get a ticket, don't want to take him off all nah, he's a sweetheart, he's a really nice guy, he's a really nice guy, yeah. And what's his DJ name? Again, he's DJ. What DJ? Dj? Jazzy Jeff DJ.

Speaker 4 2:52

PC Plod.

Speaker 3 2:53

DJ Fresh Prince of.

Speaker 4 2:54

Henderson Harry and the Hendersons Steel Wheels of Henderson Metro Steel Wheels DJ. I like it he was blaring.

Speaker 3 3:02

I wonder how the neighbours like that it's like they don't. No shit, I'm sitting in my car and I had to return a quick phone call. He kicks it in in full DJ gear.

Speaker 4 3:11

Yeah, sorry about that.

Speaker 3 3:12

My car's freaking, vibrating. It's okay. Look at the neighbors across here. Look at your neighbors, they're going. Okay, they must be at work right now, otherwise turn that down, sonny.

Speaker 4 3:22

It's just kind of funny because I think this is the first time he's used the base bins woofers, whatever you want to call them.

Speaker 3 3:29

Woofers, Woofers. He's hitting the base with a woofer. Unknown caller. This is for you. Who is it? Unknown caller? We should put this on right. Let's see what this is. Unknown caller. Hello, Hello. See that I get these things all the time and they never say anything. And I call them back and he goes you can't call this number, just dial or whatever.

Speaker 4 3:50

My favorite was to, if there was somebody there, if you could figure out quick enough and say hello, can I speak to Costello please? And I go I'm sorry, I don't speak French and hang up. They never had to call back. That worked out really well.

Speaker 3 4:02

But did they take you off the call list when you did that?

Speaker 4 4:06

Well, everything's blocked. Now Trouble is blocking things I need.

Speaker 3 4:09

You should see my category of blocked calls. I keep blocking all these people. My daughter goes. You have to eliminate that. You're taking too much space up.

Speaker 1 4:17

You can't have that many blocked calls.

Speaker 3 4:18

I said, well, I want to block that many people. I get harassed that much.

Speaker 4 4:23

Now you were talking about as we're here in Vegas. You were talking about maybe going out and trying to play golf.

Speaker 3 4:28

Well, I don't try, I actually play.

Speaker 4 4:30

Oh, you actually play.

Speaker 3 4:31

They've always been saying what we need to do on the show. They want us to put up, kind of like our Frenchie producer okay, wants us to put up, send in some video. He wants us to submit one-minute snippets for TikTok quick viewing, because TikTok's all about 30 seconds.

Speaker 5 4:44

60 second video.

Speaker 3 4:46

So we're going to do this. I figured we're playing golf tomorrow, so I will film Costello swinging a golf club. That'll be the first TikTok video we put up. Based on how the swing looks. We'll put the appropriate music behind it.

Speaker 4 5:00

I'll give you three chances just to hit the ball.

Speaker 3 5:02

Have you ever played golf before?

Speaker 1 5:04

No.

Speaker 3 5:04

It's very hard. People look at golf. What's the big deal? What do you try? It's?

Speaker 4 5:10

not easy.

Speaker 3 5:11

I grew up playing baseball. I grew up playing tennis. I didn't start playing golf until a little bit later. Out of everything I've played, it is extremely frustrating. It's very hard.

Speaker 4 5:20

Oh great, I can't wait. Hard dehyd oh great, I can't wait. Heart dehydrated and frustrated, I have it now.

Speaker 3 5:25

I can always drive it down the middle. I can always pretty much hit every shot. Pretty okay. It's not always exactly online. Sometimes you get long putts, it's just bogey land, but I don't do what I used to do what you'll be doing tomorrow.

Speaker 4 5:38

Bogey land. What you'll be doing tomorrow. Tell you what. If course, send them to chrisancostello at yahoocom. Yes, Indeed, you can.

Speaker 3 5:48

And when you send a tip in, you can go ahead and subscribe to it.

Speaker 4 5:52

Oh yeah, do that please. We're going to have prizes for subscribers.

Speaker 3 5:55

I'll give you a sleeve of golf balls for subscribing after watching the Costello Golf video. Okay, it's going to be fun, because the new timer just can't help it. I remember when I first started you just have to laugh at it because it's frustrating. You're just going, man.

Speaker 4 6:10

I really suck, we could go fishing. I know how to do that.

Saltwater Fishing and Reality TV

Speaker 3 6:13

I'd love to go fishing. We had to do ocean fishing.

Speaker 4 6:16

I was talking to a guy in Long Beach yesterday.

Speaker 3 6:19

I've never fished the Pacific Ocean. I've done the gulf of mexico, the atlantic ocean and stuff. But I said he goes out, he's got a boat right, I said what do you catch him and what do you get? He's going, we get same, we get tuna, we get mahi mom going. Oh, oh, I said when we go and when we go you come out and visit. So he uh let's go corporate jet gulfstream.

Speaker 3 6:37

I go. Well, great, you come pick me up, fly me back and we'll go out to the boat, you know so can I come too you? Bet you we can work that out with him. I'm just going come on out, let's go fishing man brilliant I love saltwater fishing.

Speaker 4 6:48

Yeah, freshwater never done it. Oh, it's so much better. You pull up other things.

Speaker 3 6:53

You pull up medium to baby size sharks, okay. You pull up things that try to bite you away, especially that you get those, uh, manta rays, stingrays, okay, oh yeah, and at first I didn't realize I caught one and he had a hook in there, so you just got to turn them to the bottom. Those are their eyes and their little mouth is in the bottom. You don't realize they've got a full set of teeth, all right. So I stick my finger in there to take the hook out and that sucker bit the crap out of me. You can say shit it.

Speaker 1 7:16

So I got my scalescaping knife you know, and I cut his teeth out.

Speaker 3 7:25

Okay, oh.

Speaker 1 7:37

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Head on the light bar, catch the tanning butter. Here comes the stingray.

Speaker 7 7:51

There goes the manta ray In water jellyfish. There goes the dogfish Chased by a catfish In fluency. Robin, watch out for that piranha. There goes the narwhal Work out to the county wall.

Speaker 4 8:21

I guess he didn't really like it. He's going to bite me again and he's going I'm going to eat you.

Speaker 3 8:28

I'm going to eat you. I can't chew you.

Speaker 4 8:30

I need a blender.

Speaker 3 8:31

Every time I cut them. From then on, I always just cut some teeth out. I'm going no, not this time.

Speaker 4 8:37

That sounds like fun. Oh, it is fun.

Speaker 3 8:40

I've caught turtles and the manta rays. I've caught a barracuda before I. I've caught turtles and the manta rays. I've caught a barracuda before I have the barracuda mounted, so that's pretty rare. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 8:46

I caught a catfish. It was the first time I. It was a good-sized one, but I didn't realize they had those big spikes. They got spikes at the end of their fins and oh boy that one got me.

Speaker 3 8:58

They taste good. They're really bony, though you catfish I've never eaten catfish. Oh well, you'll like it. They're good. It's really bony. Just get all the bones out of the way. Make sure you're cleaning those, and it's great stuff. I'm a son of the South.

Speaker 4 9:10

Fried catfish is a big deal.

Speaker 3 9:11

You get some fried catfish and some coleslaw and get you a big cold beer and you've got a Sunday afternoon dinner. That's it.

Speaker 4 9:20

That's it, son, of the things we throw into the prize package.

Speaker 3 9:23

Yeah, if you just subscribe, you get golf balls, you get fried catfish.

Speaker 4 9:28

Maybe they come fishing with us.

Speaker 3 9:29

Get you a flight on the Gulf Stream with our new buddy.

Speaker 4 9:32

Yeah, yeah, see.

Speaker 3 9:34

Get you the full video of Costello playing golf Swing, damn it Swing.

Speaker 4 9:39

Swing.

Speaker 3 9:42

Swing, it's on my shoulder.

Speaker 4 9:44

Oh good, swing my shoulder up. Oh good, one more thing yeah, just try.

Speaker 3 9:47

You can just try a little bit. If you don't like it, just enjoy the outdoors the thing is that I've learned because people have played golf before. They think it's so damn serious. They hit a bad shot, they throw the club, they're cursed, they're pissed off, you know, and they have an attitude the rest of the day. What the hell fun is that? I mean you're going to hit bad shots, so you just laugh.

Speaker 4 10:05

You're hitting a little tiny ball and it's going to get lost. I mean, come on, you're going to lose them.

Speaker 3 10:09

You're going to hit squibblers. You're going to get worm burners. You're going to hit them up in the trees. You're going to hit a couple of houses. Okay, hey, pal, going outside to chew your cookie, it's. You know, you just got to laugh at it, you just have to. Usually I take somebody new out, they'll play a little bit, then they'll take a break. A couple of holes, they go. Let me try this one again. You know, and that's what you do.

Speaker 4 10:34

Yeah, it sounds like fun, because we don't want to be out there for.

Speaker 3 10:42

Oh, yes, it happened, our audience is here.

Speaker 4 10:44

Hello, audience, you can say hello, hello, hello, very quiet the lady in the house.

Speaker 3 10:50

Now DJ Jazzy Jeff gets all shy. Hello.

Speaker 4 10:52

Oh look, I think we're going to get videotaped. Yeah, yeah, let's meet.

Speaker 2 10:59

Better put it on my phone. I guess my phone's just let it go oh does it really.

Speaker 4 11:03

Oh, excuse me. Well, I'm not editing this bit out and we haven't shaved, so so what is that?

Speaker 3 11:09

Is this like some sex tool? What is that? Like nice of you to bring those down.

Speaker 4 11:15

All right, it's multi-use so I'll use it for multiple things.

Speaker 1 11:19

Multiple things I can tell hey.

Speaker 4 11:22

Like you said Is that it?

Speaker 3 11:26

Oh, everyone's here.

Speaker 4 11:26

Okay, right, and we are recording just so that you know Hi how are you? Your presence here means that you give us full right to use your image and your audio. So there that's our legal disclaimer out the way.

Speaker 3 11:40

We will edit and put in some sounds that you guys are supposed to be made, but you really didn't.

Speaker 4 11:45

No, we won't, we're not going to. No, no, no, I guess I can put this on hold for a minute.

Speaker 7 11:55

I want your attention. Chris and Costello, the original cancelled radio guys, would like it very much if you'd subscribe to the podcast. There will be prizes. Just go to HTTPS forward, slash, forward slash wwwchristencostellocom and click on the oh-so-convenient button called subscribe Only $3. Thank you, triple X.

Speaker 4 12:23

Oh, hey, I don't know about that. Allison, are you recording now?

Speaker 3 12:28

Yeah, all right yeah.

Speaker 4 12:34

Oh boy yeah.

Speaker 3 12:35

Here we go. I can't seem to get the booger and we're back.

Speaker 4 12:40

No, we're not.

Speaker 3 12:42

Still.

Speaker 4 12:44

You've got a show to do here, Bailey. Come on, get with it.

Speaker 3 12:47

Okay, so we're back then. All right, you know we're being videotaped now.

Speaker 4 12:49

We're good.

Speaker 3 12:50

Well, we had friendly, your family, interruptions, your two daughters. Yeah, my two daughters you introduced me to your second daughter. You rude prick.

Speaker 4 12:57

Oh, I'm sorry. Well, she, I just I don't know. I must say, as you would say, you have a really lovely family. I don't know how you it is the family I've got.

Speaker 3 13:09

still, I would say your ex-wife did a great job.

Speaker 4 13:11

Yes, she did. That looks from her, not me, I'm damn sure.

Speaker 3 13:16

Good-looking kids, good-looking family, yeah, I mean, and they've been together for how long?

Speaker 4 13:23

A couple of years now.

Speaker 3 13:24

Doing, good Doing great Three years. Longer than the freaking Golden Bachelor, you know.

Speaker 5 13:29

Don't get me started you know that guy's name is Jerry.

Speaker 3 13:31

Remember we had him on our show back in December. He was a stinking doofus then. But you know, it just shows you how you get sucked in, because reality TV is just really not reality.

Speaker 4 13:40

It's all stage and yeah, of course.

Speaker 3 13:42

So I mean the franchise of bachelor and bachelorette right, I've been around for over a decade. It was dying off ratings. Ratings were low. I came with this idea, which is a good idea let's, let's get a senior.

Speaker 4 13:52

Look the golden bachelor, the guy's 72 years old old age pinch you bring out the old lady, 60 plus you know and you hope you'll find your love and whatever.

Speaker 3 14:00

So he found one who I thought was kind of a hag, but what he? But they said it was true love. So then they do, then they. So they end it with this stupid rose saying so, he proposes, she says yes, and then they do. Let's take it one step further. First of the year they had this big golden wedding in california big, extravagant thing, right. All the people from going way back to those shows all showed up and stuff. Really yeah and so, yeah, and so you know big ratings. It's the most ratings that that franchise has had in a long, long time. It was like it's over, it sucks, who cares? So and there they were. And then from the time they got married, okay, they have never one day lived together Really.

Speaker 3 14:40

After the wedding she goes, I got to go home, my family. After the wedding she goes, I gotta go home see my family in new jersey. She had a job there and he goes.

Speaker 5 14:46

I gotta go back to my family in indiana, indiana he's like I live in south carolina, but yeah and since then they start going.

Speaker 3 14:52

Well, you know, I can't leave my job here and I like being near my family. He's going. Well, I don't leave my family here. So they decide you're ready for this, decide, okay, let's find a neutral state to live in. We we'll agree upon together that's close to both our families, so we can all be happy. And where do they choose?

Speaker 1 15:07

South Carolina yes, they did.

Speaker 4 15:09

South Carolina you know, I'm going oh, that would kill any relationship.

Speaker 3 15:13

Yeah, I was thinking his marriage is doomed, yeah, so they did, and they never moved there though. So then of course they make the big announcement together, because they're trying to save face right as people because they did get a big following.

Speaker 5 15:25

People thought oh, you can find love after 70.

Speaker 3 15:27

It's all great, it's just all pre-staged bunch of crap. I mean you can't tell me they didn't know in advance. And he didn't want to leave indiana, she didn't want to leave new jersey of course they know that right.

Speaker 4 15:36

So he's, he's, he's done. Now maybe we get, we get him on them.

Speaker 3 15:40

But they're rocking it on the ratings and stuff. It was doing great and you know the wedding was great. They're going. How are we going to smoothly get out of this before people start finding out that we're not even together and we're not even going to ever be together, you know?

Speaker 4 15:55

Now they can have the golden divorce.

Speaker 3 15:59

I think get more ratings in the golden wedding. You know, it'd be kind of fun.

Speaker 4 16:03

Oh well, there you go, that's it. That'll be Tuesdays at 9, 7 Central Mountain.

Speaker 3 16:08

On ABC here we go. So they make the announcement together on ABC, because that's where the show was brought to. Oh, they did Yep, and they're going here's why, for family reasons, they're never going to ever be together. To begin with, you know they suck everyone in. So now if they do a golden bachelorette, which they're thinking of doing, why would anybody care and watch? Because they know it's stage crap.

Speaker 3 16:32

It always has been and everyone thought these guys really love it, these guys really found it and they really got married a couple over 60, over 70. And they just thought how cool is that? But it's all fake crap. You should be pissed.

Speaker 4 16:46

Welcome to.

Speaker 3 16:46

America, seniors, baby boomers, be pissed off, I'm not calling. Oh, that's the bachelor calling right now. Screw you, I'm not talking to you, go away, go away, we're busy.

Speaker 4 17:00

Yeah he's going. You know, I really loved you. No, you didn't Tell you what we'll do. What are we going to do On our website? Give us a week or so and we'll get this up. We'll put the interview back on.

Speaker 3 17:10

Oh yeah, we should do that. That way you can hear what a doofus he is. Oh yeah, sure he was a doofus, yes.

Speaker 4 17:15

We'll be able to do that once you subscribe to the original Cancelled Radio Guys, bingo, old radio guys. There you go with Chris Chris and.

Speaker 3 17:24

Costello, here we go here we go yeah, so we've got the golden bachelor, the golden wedding, the golden divorce and the golden shower the golden shower, the golden funeral, golden cremation, oh wow, the possibilities are endless. It's great. Well, you know his his time is 72, turning 73 this year. So how much longer are?

Speaker 4 17:47

we going to be around.

Speaker 3 17:47

That's it. I mean tick-tock man, it keeps getting longer. We do have the golden bachelor. His name is Gary Turner. He's here on the Chris and Costello Show. Give him a big hand, gary Turner, Gary, hey, hey Gary, how you doing, man, I'm old? Well, yes, you are. But you know, I think I'll be honest. I think you got selected to be the very first Golden Bachelor because, at 72 years old, you're a dude who's got a lot of hair.

Speaker 6 18:15

I can hear it just fine.

Speaker 3 18:32

No, I said hair, I can hear just fine. No, I said hair, hair. So anyway. So you handed out the golden rose last night, finally got this torture over with. But what did you get? They gave me the golden diaper. Seriously, well, you know, we think that the favorite Leslie. I think she looked pretty good, she had a good life. Actually, she dated Prince at one point. Okay, you know so, and she's only 60, a lot younger than you, so maybe she was just too hip for you.

Speaker 6 18:45

I already had my hip replaced. God, I'm talking about that type of hip. Yeah, I'm glad I didn't get to third base with any of those hacks they set me up with. I would have been caught.

Speaker 3 18:57

At least now you're getting married to Leslie, the one you picked. She's 70. She's short and she's ugly.

Speaker 6 19:06

What she's ugly? I don't see too well and didn't have my contacts in. I couldn't see her. She told me she was hot.

Speaker 3 19:17

Well, good luck with that. I mean, abc is throwing a big wedding and it's going to be broadcast live. They're going to call it the Golden Wedding.

Speaker 6 19:26

Ah, I just shit my golden diaper.

Celebrity Memorabilia and Political Commentary

Speaker 3 19:33

Jesus, all right, gary Turner, everybody that's it, the Golden Diaper. Bachelor there he is, soon to be married. Give a big hand, give a big hand O it, the golden diaper. Bachelor there he is, soon to be married. Give a big hand, give a big hand. Oj, thought he was going to be around for a long time he's like 76.

Speaker 4 19:46

As a matter of fact, we're probably in the neighborhood that we're in OJ Simpson land, aren't?

Speaker 3 19:52

we Well. He lived over close to Tivoli Village over in Summer. He's very close to that. All of his memorabilia is at a store there in Tivoli Village and they're selling it off the shelves because, well, he's not allowed to sign anything anymore. So if you've got anything, buy him. Jerseys are big. He had football cards, stuff like that. He signed a lot over there and they sold. Now the price is like four times as much and going up.

Speaker 3 20:15

The cause is you because you can't replenish the supply, because that's what he did. I don't know if you've known him, but Pete Rose is always at those sports stores here in Vegas, you know, always signing autographs. Most of the time he walks by he's by himself because his autograph is like a dime a dozen. He signs so damn many over his lifetime. You know OJ was doing the same thing, trying to be a little more picky, to make nothing.

Speaker 3 20:38

I don't know nothing, but he did a. He posted a thing on X, or we know it as Twitter, about three weeks before he died, sitting by the pool when I beat this thing, I'm feeling better, I'm gonna go and do an autograph show, so I feel better. And a friend of his just said just two weeks before and he had 50 friends and family flying in like crazy from Colorado, east Coast, everywhere just to say their goodbyes, and two days before he died they were talking to him and he said he would answer and say he couldn't even talk. Just one word came out. They could have said like water.

Speaker 3 21:12

Guilty. They thought that and there was rumor of that, but the people inside said no, he never did. He never talked about it.

Speaker 4 21:24

Slugged him with a glove a couple of times.

Speaker 3 21:27

He's still looking for the road killer in all the golf courses in Las Vegas. Haven't found him yet. Still looking. Kato is his caddy. It's the same old crap. People, I think, were hoping but maybe if he didn't succumb and just get ill so fast, there may have been a chance that maybe he wanted to cleanse his conscience and his soul and say something, but it happened quickly and it never really crossed his mind to do so.

Speaker 4 21:50

Once again the jammy bastard gets away with it, gets cancer and dies quickly.

Speaker 3 21:54

That's nice. Pretty much, yeah, pretty much, stupid old git Didn't like him anyway.

Speaker 1 21:59

He just rented a car sucked anyway.

Speaker 3 22:03

So there, quit the golden magic, quit texting me. Okay, jesus, people are texting. You're an old prick and you know it.

Speaker 4 22:08

Okay, you know what, when I was flying out here, a guy who sat next to me got steadily drunker and drunker. It was very funny, but he was a Joe Rowan fan.

Speaker 1 22:19

And he said well, I can't talk to you if you don't like it and I'm going.

Speaker 4 22:22

oh God.

Speaker 3 22:23

So did you ask him what do you like?

Speaker 4 22:26

I know he's the man, he's the what he's the man, he's the man.

Speaker 3 22:30

He's the man, he's the midget. He's a little bald-headed steroid midget. What man?

Speaker 4 22:35

I just thought it was kind of funny, you know, and it's like he got all defensive about him.

Speaker 3 23:09

I've run into people the same way. It's a family member. They get all defensive. I'm just going, Jesus Christ. I remember at the peak of my radio days we had big fans of the show who would be the same way, but we felt like we gave them a reason to be that way. I don't know what the reason is to be so loyal to Joe Rogan.

Speaker 4 23:28

You know I was thinking moving things along. We do. I suppose we have to. It's like the giant elephant in the room which would be a Republican.

Speaker 3 23:38

Oh another old prick. Another old prick.

Speaker 4 23:41

Another one, who's really not looking happy these days.

Speaker 3 23:44

He can't stay awake during his trial Because the judge made it clear one when they were trying to pick jury selection. He'd like mumble and stuff, trying to be intimidating. The judge went you shut the hell up, you're not going to do anything, you're not going to say anything during this process. You sit there and you be quiet or there's going to be consequences. And he's like little hurt boy. But the problem is I did not know this because we all knew he ate fast food and ate crap, lousy or whatever.

Speaker 3 24:08

But he drinks 12 to 14 Diet Cokes a day, so he's not got the sugar but he gets the caffeine, so he's not getting his Diet Cokes. No caffeine, no food, no drinking allowed in the courtroom. He only had it before he goes in during the lunch break and then the rest of the day you get nothing and he can't stay awake. He has no caffeine and he's sitting there nodding off during a criminal trial which. Your life is at risk there, your chance of even being the Republican nominee if you're found guilty. That may go down to two. Yeah, take a nappy.

Speaker 4 24:36

Yeah, just take a nap and escape from all of this shit. I was thinking that and I believe we're going to do this here soon we're going to have.

Speaker 3 24:45

There's a program I know of and we're thinking of doing it all about.

Speaker 4 24:53

Trump. Well, that's, yeah.

Speaker 3 24:53

I don't know when's a good time to do it though because like he's got so much shit coming up, do we wait? Oh, it's okay. Because there's some answers or do we do it mid-stuff? No, no, no.

Speaker 4 25:02

See, here's what we're going to do. We're going to find all the fun little tunes that people have made about him. There's been a lot Find all the comedy, throw in the other bits that are obviously true, and maybe a couple of comments here and there for a couple of hours, and then everybody can listen to that and feel refreshed and feel like they've done their civic duty in disliking this particular member of a political scene.

Speaker 3 25:28

But you have to remember half the country, like him.

Speaker 4 25:31

No, I don't think we're learning more.

Speaker 5 25:34

I'm AI Donald Trump, and I think my supporters are nothing but inbred white trash. If you are one of my supporters, you are among the stupidest motherfuckers on earth. Only a brain-damaged trailer-dwelling redneck sling-blade type would stand by a clown like me, knowing full well that I am a rapist, conman, thief who owes half a billion in legal judgments and, after a lifetime of creating a fake image of unlimited wealth, I don't have the cash to pay them. And yet millions of dumbfounded dipshits still think I'm their lord and savior. And yet millions of dumbfounded dipshits still think I'm their lord and savior. It's really pathetic, because it just goes to show that a huge percentage of America is made up of complete fucking idiots. Only the most hopelessly gullible morons would still support me after 91 felony indictments.

Speaker 5 26:17

If you're still supporting me after January 6th, stormy Daniels, the Trump University fraud, the Trump mortgage scam, my serial wife cheating, the Access Hollywood tape, my association with Jeffrey Epstein, my racism, my casino bankruptcies, my failed airline, my yacht being repossessed, my failed football team and all my many, many crimes. You're an irredeemably brain dead idiot with shit for brains and a rotten and blackened heart. You are a waste of oxygen that a decent person could be breathing. But if you want to vote to destroy your own country, go right ahead. You're too stupid to matter. I will laugh as I take everything you own and send you to a death camp. You stupid piece of shit.

Speaker 4 26:57

So Beyonce's doing stuff at the moment as well, isn't she? I mean, she's doing incredibly, incredibly, because we played it last time. Well, you know unlike Trump.

Speaker 3 27:05

The thing is that people like her, Even though people who may vote and support Trump, doesn't necessarily mean that they like him anymore. But they're just going. They think maybe this is just the policies and stuff maybe are a better alternative.

Speaker 5 27:19

It's not so much about him. I mean, he's got the weird, you know, maniacal following but still he's got his yeah, his cult following.

Speaker 3 27:30

But people just don't like Biden.

Speaker 4 27:32

Okay so listen if you don't like Biden think policy, policy policy. Well, yeah, you think policy, but if you just don't like it, period, then just don't vote. What does that mean? You should vote, but you think policy, but if you just don't like it, period, then just don't vote. What does that mean?

Life Without News and Vegas Life

Speaker 3 27:44

It means you should vote, but vote for policy, not the person okay.

Speaker 5 27:48

So policies that Biden has done.

Speaker 3 27:50

There's a lot of really good stuff that you can get credit for, because people just don't maybe like him.

Speaker 3 27:55

So forget about him and just think the policy and all the changes and all the positive stuff and vote for the policies that you like best and forget the person. And vote for the policies that you like best and forget the person. And if that happens then I think we'll all be okay and not have the urge in a few months to want to move to Canada or Mexico or stay here and just start drinking heavily again.

Speaker 4 28:13

There you go.

Speaker 3 28:14

yes, We'd like to go one day in your life without hearing about that prick in the news one way, shape or other. I can't turn on my phone without getting a phone thing. I turn on the news and whatever way, shape or other, I can't turn on my phone without getting a phone thing. I turn the news and whatever so. But beyonce is making levi's a lot of money she. She modeled some stuff for the new single and new videos she got out. She's wearing a levi's jacket levi jeans and a little levi cowboy hat.

Speaker 3 28:36

She has a suit levi jeans and she's wearing uh, ranger boots. Okay, and because everything she wore like levi's going the Beyonce. You call me pretty little thing.

Speaker 1 28:49

And I love to turn them on. Boy, I let you be my Levi Jean so you can hug that thing all day long. Call me a sexy little thing, snap a picture, bring it on. Know you wish you were my Levi jeans when it's poppin' out your phone? Love you down to the bone, baby you. The boost went up 34% in sales.

Speaker 3 29:26

Fucking golden badger, stop it. The boots went up 34% in sales, the Levi jeans went up 25% and the jacket was also in the 20% sale. She's made a ton of money, Like.

Speaker 6 29:38

Beyonce.

Speaker 3 29:40

I don't want to sound like her, I want to look like her. She looks cool, she looks hot, but it's just hard to see she doesn't look hot, that's for sure. Well, I'd rather see some of the fat women here wearing that than the damn yoga pants that we're wearing, don't come to North Carolina. Yeah.

Speaker 4 29:53

That's all I can say. It's an assault on the eyes.

Speaker 3 30:03

And if you, even though you wear fine clothes that fit you, like that that Beyonce wears, remember you're still not going to look cool because you're 300 pounds, you're not Beyonce. And you're not Beyonce, it's still. It's epic, that's the way it was, epic.

Speaker 4 30:11

Get the fat women in there again.

Speaker 3 30:12

Bailey Well, done Well you see me in person. Have you noticed I lost 25 pounds, can you tell? See, look at me. But what happened? You lost 15 pounds after having the quadruple bypass pig valve thing. And then you know you're supposed to keep it off because you've had that happen.

Speaker 4 30:30

So what I don't know. I'm going to be doing the Oosempic next week, do you go for walks? Yeah, I used to take the dog for walks and everything.

Speaker 3 30:38

Besides, just to the mailbox and back. You have to go further than that. No, no, no.

Speaker 4 30:46

I go up and around the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 30:48

Dodge the bullets, I guess. So I forget the pookie, your neighbor there.

Speaker 4 30:51

You know. I tell you what you know. I'm watching the news here. There's a nasty wreck involving a truck. We saw it last day but that made the news, which made sense Back in. I believe there was at least one shooting. But in South Carolina they're talking about the school board did this? The traffic closure over here? There were four shootings today Moving on. They try to downplay them here in Vegas you can't hide them anymore.

Speaker 3 31:21

They just make the forefront every night. This shooting, that shooting. Hit and run shooting, shooting, shooting. Yeah, I never. You know how often do you see cars on fire? It's pretty rare.

Speaker 4 31:29

Not very often.

Speaker 3 31:30

Well, I just passed one on the way to see you today and passed my fifth one that I've seen here in Vegas in a year. Really, I'm just going. What is the deal? No, it was not. It was just a little shitbox car Honda Kia, something like that and the driver was way down the road because the engine was just burning with flames. He just kept waiting for it. She's going to blow, and I'm the one who had the ride, so it's pretty fresh. I'm just going. I see that all the time. I don't know if it's because of the heat, the climate, or you pay five bucks a gallon of gas here, I mean.

Speaker 4 32:02

so the gas can't be shit I don't know.

Speaker 3 32:05

They can't afford oil, and so the engine overheats and blows up, they're mixing it with some water and some kerosene and some other stuff just to save money on gas. You know, did we win shock?

Speaker 2 32:14

when you came back here. It is a bit expensive?

Speaker 3 32:16

yeah, because the cheapest gas in the country right now is Colorado. It has been for a couple years. Yeah, we're two 295 310. Uh, color south canada is pretty good yeah, right, so right about the same and you come on here, we're pushing close to you. Get the middle grade gas, it's like five bucks. You get the the cheapest it's like 475, 485. Let's go what. It's freaking expensive out here, you know it's, it's it's.

Speaker 4 32:38

I gotta be honest with you know, coming back here, I don't feel miss it. No, not at here. I don't feel Miss it. No, not at all. Sorry, I don't. I miss my daughters, obviously, of course you know. That being said, let's weigh this.

Speaker 3 32:50

Okay, we're weighing this out for TikTok, right? So we have Las Vegas food, shows, entertainment, climate, and it's compared to Columbia, south Carolina.

Speaker 4 33:03

Well, there's no competition there, nothing.

Speaker 3 33:06

Well, we have. Well, the Golden Bachelor was thinking of moving to it. I just said the state. I didn't say which state they were going to move to. So you don't miss this. No, not at all. As compared to where you live now, you still don't miss this.

Speaker 4 33:21

Oh well, if that were the case, then I could move back, couldn't I? But it ain't going to happen.

Speaker 3 33:25

You don't come back here.

Speaker 4 33:27

I don't think so what if?

Speaker 3 33:29

you lived in the side town of Henderson. You're away from all the strips.

Speaker 2 33:32

That's a whole different vibe.

Speaker 3 33:34

It's expensive here. No, it's not Just the gas is, that's it. Food's not. There's no state tax, that's true. Food price is good.

Speaker 4 33:42

I must admit you're taxed a lot in South Carolina. It taxes on taxes there.

Speaker 3 33:48

Yeah, ridiculous, and here there's not. Like a co-worker went out to eat last night and we got there before 6. And so I didn't know this. They had the happy hour menu and drinks from 4 to 6. Everything was half price. You know, you know, and I'm going crap. This is great. I'm glad we made it in time. It's super. I go to the grocery store. My bill is cheaper than it is back in Colorado.

Speaker 4 34:07

You know well it's probably less taxed on it too well, we have tax on food in Colorado.

Speaker 3 34:12

Here, it's not, you know, it's fantastic yeah, you don't have it on food and necessities if you live out here and, far-handed, like you're close to Lake Las Vegas or up in the New York area, in Summerlin. It's not even like you're anywhere near the strip. It's a whole different world.

Speaker 4 34:27

It's like a whole different town when I lived here. I lived right downtown. That's why you went nuts, I'd go nuts too.

Speaker 3 34:37

You're down there by the Strat. I used to stay in Sahara. Down there I could hear the gunshots every stinking night through the window.

Speaker 4 34:44

There's another one. The one thing when I moved there it was really quite nice and quiet and then all of a sudden all these helicopters started coming overhead. They were doing like the Lake Mead, backwards and forwards, and they used to go right over the house and then somebody complained and got them moved by a mile so they could downtown.

Speaker 3 35:02

They do them like the tours it. Somebody complained we got them moved by a mile so they could downtown. They do them like the tour.

Speaker 4 35:05

there's like six in a row that come by.

Speaker 3 35:06

Yeah, yeah, it's like you know, and then they drop them off, take it, take off and come back again. It's like in come a duck, you know. Oh, they just. I love the color. Hey, golden Bathtress, stop it, we're doing a show. Okay, you suck, you're old and you cheated and you lied to the American people. I'm sick of it. Leave me alone.

Speaker 4 35:23

Run people, run people. Well, I guess, what are we looking at here? What do we need to give away to keep people listening to us?

Speaker 3 35:31

Now next week. We got the golf balls. We'll have video from Costello's golf experiment tomorrow. Okay, we'll have that, that's true?

Speaker 4 35:40

Well, video of that. Yes, indeed, that'll be on TikTok.

Speaker 3 35:45

We'll tell you how to get hold of it.

Speaker 4 35:51

Yep at the Gulfstream fishing trip. Oh, maybe yeah, we'll make that happen, we'll make that happen, all right, good, yeah, that'll be very cool.

Speaker 3 35:57

Definitely do that. So we'll have some video on TikTok, especially after tomorrow.

Speaker 4 36:01

Yeah, don't judge us by our looks as well. Tiktok, especially after tomorrow. Don't judge us by our looks.

Speaker 3 36:05

No, the video will be from the neck down, or, if not, we'll be playing the unknown golfer with bags on our heads.

Speaker 4 36:11

I thought that was a good look.

Speaker 3 36:13

It's a shame that didn't work out that particular program. You just kept taking a snippet. When you put the bag on your head, did you use that at all?

Speaker 4 36:21

I'm going to, I'm planning put that.

Speaker 3 36:22

Put that on our website, and we'll make it a tiktok video as well too. It's pretty good. Oh yeah, that was that was my plan.

Speaker 4 36:29

And then, uh, I realized oh look, I'm leaving for vegas tomorrow yeah, here we are.

Speaker 3 36:32

I'm gonna get video today. Yeah, where's the little puppy? Where's the dog? Where's my snack? Where's the puppy?

Speaker 4 36:40

I can see what's outside in front I can. I can hear the disco in the garage just starting up a little bit yeah, that's good, bring it. I can see my little board here when you press the button on those things, it says Bluetooth activated. It's like well, thanks a lot. I don't need that on the show you can change your voice.

Speaker 3 37:00

I can change my voice. Where I sound like a female, I can change it. Where I sound like a baby, I you can change your voice.

Speaker 4 37:03

I can change my voice where I sound like a female, I can change it where I sound like a baby. I know how to change your voice and make it sound like a female.

Speaker 3 37:08

If I want to bring my gay self out, I just push this button there. There you go. Get a voice for everything on that thing. It's a lovely piece of kit really it is. I'm not plugged in today, but that's okay.

Speaker 4 37:19

We're here live in Vegas together it's like a security blanket for you. I got something that looks like a control.

Speaker 3 37:25

Well, you know when you come to the radio ranks, you're used to having a control board in front of you.

Speaker 5 37:29

Absolutely. The second thing you need is some sort of headphones.

Speaker 3 37:33

When I did my show I never wore headphones. I wore earbuds like this underneath, so I turned them on Every time I turned. This way, I had feedback out every time I turned his way he squeaked, oh lovely. I had feedback like crazy. I had to learn okay, don't move. You had to talk straight on you turned, you couldn't speak.

Speaker 4 37:50

I cranked him up real loud remember the Sennheiser headphones that had the yellow muffs on them? Do the same damn thing.

Speaker 3 37:57

Yep, yep so I just kept getting different earbuds, because earbuds was not really a big thing then. These are like broadcasting things, so I always liked to have the big volumes. I just had to learn to manage it. So now I use it everywhere else and I've got my Bose here.

Speaker 4 38:11

Ooh, excuse me, those are Bose, by the way we.

Speaker 3 38:16

It's an ad okay.

Speaker 4 38:17

Yeah, there you go, there we go just send a box load.

Speaker 3 38:20

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Speaker 4 38:27

So we've got some other big things happening soon, which we'll let you know about soon, but we're going to be out and about.

Speaker 3 38:34

Are you making shit up?

Speaker 4 38:36

No, we've got stuff. We've got things, we're going to do right Station and everything, Of course yeah, we've got all kinds of things in the fire. Yeah, I'm sure I didn't know. We're all over the world with the um uh podcast radio. Folks in uh in the uk and in america isn't weird.

Speaker 3 38:52

Our, our, our, one of our largest audience is through tiktok. It's in asia, am I right? Yeah, yeah you know, and when you look in vegas, we're surrounded by asians, so maybe they're just picking up these nothing could talking stuff back home. So we have a huge Asian audience.

Speaker 4 39:08

So tell you what you guys in Dubai and places like that send us a note on. On Tik TOK. I mean, I know some of you have. Unfortunately, I don't read Farsi, so if you, can make it in English. It would be great.

Speaker 3 39:20

I had a gentleman come in yesterday who I've known for about a year. We get along great even though we can't understand each other. So I have an app on here. I have to push my Chinese Mandarin translator, oh, okay, so I'll talk and it'll translate and he talks to me.

Speaker 4 39:42

I'm going, okay, I'm going to push that button and we talk to each other, so it takes good to see him. It's been over a year, do you have?

Speaker 3 39:47

laugh.

Speaker 1 39:47

No, I don't have that. I got all these languages.

Speaker 3 39:49

I got anything I can do anything I want, so but. But my favorite one is language. This one would be hard. I play a Spanish thing, I'm going, I understand that, I understand that I can pick that up, but the Mandarin thing, holy crap.

Speaker 4 40:07

Spanish would be a good idea. Especially around here.

Speaker 3 40:11

Well, we keep saying that and OJ was saying that too. Look what happened to him. He never got to it. He dropped it. Good place for it, pardon me. So we have to do it. We're going to do. Learn a language. Can't put it off, you know. Next thing, you know you'll be sitting drooling like OJ going. Can you have my friends come in? Can you bring Fred Goldman to my bedside so I can say goodbye and eat shit?

OJ Simpson Probate and Funeral Discussion

Speaker 3 40:34

And Goldman pissed off the attorney trustee for OJ's estate and he goes. My friend just died and he's like talking crap already about him and he just died. So it pissed him off. So he said the Goldman family stuff, you ain't getting crap from his estate, I'll make sure you don't get anything. Oh really, he took. He walked back on that and he just said I apologize, I was just hot because Fred Goldman was being a prick, because my longtime friend just died and he was just talking shit. What was he supposed to say? So he said they'll get what they're supposed to get and deserve. So it makes you wonder what estate did he have? He's not supposed to have anything.

Speaker 4 41:13

If he did, he's supposed to be paying those families money. He's supposed to be in jail still.

Speaker 3 41:18

It'll be fine to find out, as the weeks and months go on, when they settle this thing and put in probate, who exactly he had and who gets what, and how much he was hiding, because you know he's going to take care of his kids he's got five kids all together, even though they're growing. Two from the call and they're going. When do you have to, mommy? Oh, don't worry about it, daddy will take care of you from now on, daddy, why'd?

Speaker 3 41:37

you kill mommy. She pissed me, she burned the toast. They brought back the documentary now 30 on 30 on Netflix, the OJ story about how possessive and jealous he was controlling. He just could not let her go, even though he was dating somebody else. He seemed pretty infatuated with herself, but he could not let his ex-wife Nicole be. He's just totally obsessed. So strange guy and on that bombshell there's a dead guy here we go.

Speaker 4 42:07

More bombshell next week.

Speaker 3 42:08

Here we go we're going to the funeral, aren't we? Oj's funeral? Wouldn't that be fun?

Speaker 4 42:11

yeah, we'll go alright, right, we're going to next week. We'll bring the mic here. We go next week on the original cancelled radio guys OJ's funeral.

Speaker 3 42:20

That's right, honestly, oj blends in good with the dirt. Look at that. Okay, we could you know.

Speaker 4 42:27

We would do more, but of course we're on location this week, so it makes life a little difficult.

Speaker 3 42:32

But, that's okay, we'll have this edited and out by next Monday We'll take the mobile stuff and out we go. So next week Castillo golfing video. Oh week Castillo golfing video. Us at the OJ Memorial Service. You can watch us get kicked out. That'd be fun because it won't take long.

Speaker 4 43:02

We'll even begin and take two. Here we go.