Speaker 2 0:16

Hey, this is Chris.

Speaker 1 0:18

This is Costello. Hello, chris, I'm Mr.

Speaker 2 0:22

Costello, what, what the hell drives you, boy. Well, I can tell you now. What drives you now is the family wagon, not the cool car, the family wagon, yeah, with great AC.

Speaker 1 0:35

I've got to tell you, man, that thing rocks.

Speaker 2 0:38

I'm going to give you shit about that forever. Anyway, the two-seater for the family wagon, that's what the hell drives you, boy.

Speaker 1 0:45

Yeah, well, you know that. And put the seats down. You've got room for stuff. Now so cool. Well, good, I've got to get stuff. I've got to get stuff.

Speaker 2 0:53

Everybody's complaining about the same thing. I guess you will too, since you mentioned the air conditioner already. It's so hot, it's so hot everywhere. You know so, and everyone goes well, it's because of climate change. And oh look, all the mass shootings we had this weekend. So many shootings. It's kind of funny. Everyone complains about those two things, so one, they're going. Well, it's got to be that way. Because of what? Climate change. Right, I think all the mass shootings are going on because, you know, and the funny thing is, no one's doing anything about either one of them. You know, it doesn't matter, they just whine and complain about both of them, but no one's doing anything about one or the other.

Speaker 1 1:29

Okay, this is it. Well, they can't really. I mean, I think I wonder if it's tied together the heat and the shootings. You know, people get pissy because it gets hot.

Speaker 2 1:38

Well, they always say that People you know have shorter tempers and things are going on more so in the summer than they are normally. It's just kind of funny. It's the hot to the new normal. It's only going to get hotter. Is anything being done about it? No, same with shootings. What's being done about guns? Nothing.

Speaker 1 2:01

It's not normal it's situational.

Speaker 2 2:06

We just keep whining and moaning, whining and complaining, whining and moaning to no avail. I'm sick of hearing of it.

Speaker 1 2:15

Turning into the English people. We whine and moan, but not over that. We just whine and moan about everything. The weather always sucks.

Speaker 2 2:24

You do whine a lot, don't you?

Speaker 1 2:26

We do. Yes, I think Americans have got to take on the whining and blaming people for other people for their own misdoings.

Speaker 2 2:35

Yeah, you guys. You get cornered for the whole world when it comes to whining, but you're getting better Well it's because you guys are celebrating. You're happy because you've had Taylor Swift for You're getting better. Well, it's because you guys just go to your celebration. You're happy because you've had Taylor Swift for three shows at Wembley, so now the country is all happy. The doctor is one of their own. They're happy.

Speaker 1 2:53

You know what? Yes that. And we've got Wimbledon coming up too, so that'll be good.

Speaker 2 2:59

So people might be about that, even if you're not like a big tennis player. Growing up, man, I played tennis, tennis, tennis tennis. Because there were so many big tennis stars and America had more tennis stars then. We don't really, we have maybe one, maybe we don't really have anybody. We used to dominate.

Speaker 1 3:18

Now we don't. Do you remember that Australian woman, yvonne Goulagon? I do. She was coached by. Well, my mother was coached by the same coach. We, we, we bet went.

Speaker 2 3:31

So you spent more time with Yvonne, I guess, right, yeah.

Speaker 1 3:36

Well, it's like you know, 30 years later as well.

Speaker 2 3:39

I should imagine that I haven't done the math yet, but yeah, it's a big, a classic match between Bjorn Borg, mr Headband and McEnroe Mr Headband as well too, and just back and forth, back and forth, man that was some fun stuff to watch, you know.

Speaker 1 3:59

I wonder if he's still in shape.

Speaker 2 4:00

He plays. He's announced He'll be there. He's at Wimbledon, He'll be one of the announcers and he plays the senior circuit. He's never stopped.

Speaker 1 4:07

Oh wow, all right, so he's still there. Okay, all right, Fair enough.

Speaker 2 4:13

Bjorn was quiet as a player and his life is quiet now, unlike Boris Becker who you know went to prison for a bit, but he's working on being better, you know.

Speaker 1 4:23

I'm quite sure that that really helped his game. Some you know being in prison.

Speaker 2 4:28

His game's long been gone. And then it was Chrissy Everett versus Martina Butcher-Zillover, Remember that? Or Navas-Zillover. I'm sorry You're right at the first. They were just good. It was fun.

Speaker 1 4:43

So we'll have that in England probably during the next week or so, because within the next week or the next week we've got July the 4th and I know that Wimbledon's always on around then there's no Americans.

Speaker 2 4:54

No Americans on the men's side. We used to have, you know, McEnroe. We had Jimmy Connors, you know, and just we had, you know, Pete Sampras. We had male players who made it to the finals. We don't have that anymore. Women we have Coco, Coco Groff, you know, and that's it. Maybe this year.

Speaker 1 5:16

Is it Eastern European guys or something that have taken over?

Speaker 2 5:20

Yes, like Drago.

Speaker 1 5:24

Drago and machines. Well, that'd be good to watch. That then That'd be cool.

Speaker 2 5:31

It's always fun to watch, no matter who's playing. It's just fun. I look forward to it.

Speaker 1 5:37

Indeed. Well, you know we should say one thing. I know we haven't done this yet, but this is the original cancelled radios. Guys, that's myself, costello, and as it says there look, if you look over there, get my hand in this thing. It's a bit of work. No, right there it says Chris Bailey.

Speaker 2 5:57

That's right. So that's Chris, the logo's right there behind you as it makes your headphones disappear yeah, I know, I've been watching right there behind you as it makes your headphones disappear.

Speaker 1 6:03

Yeah, I know, I've been watching.

Speaker 2 6:08

Everybody does these things, that have these fake backgrounds. The problem is, if you move a little bit in this fake background, you disappear. You're like I'm going out into the Ethernet, so out you go.

Speaker 1 6:17

There you go. How's that? Is that better?

Speaker 2 6:19

No, I mean this is pretty dismal, because it's like I had no idea until I read this. I was kind of shocked by it. A certain celebrity welcomed his 12th kid last week. Okay, Well, 12th Elon Musk, the daddy now of his 12th kid. He's a piece of.

Speaker 1 6:41

I know this is all the same woman, but he was treating one of his kids really badly, I mean just being a complete dick.

Speaker 2 6:49

This is the third one he had. I'm sorry I forget who the mom's name is, but this is the third one he's had with her 12th, yeah, number 12. He's got a little tattoo here and every time he has one he just makes a little mark. He goes my seeds, marks them, he goes my seeds Parks them off.

Speaker 1 7:05

I think that man is dangerous.

Speaker 2 7:06

I would have put him up with Trump on the danger level, but I think no, because this guy's he thinks he's a genius and stuff, so he wants to make he sure has enough little offsprings out there to carry on things, carry on the Musk way after he's gone and stuff I don't know. Everywhere I look is a freaking Tesla car. He's making a lot of money. Freaking Teslas are everywhere you know.

Speaker 1 7:27

That's very true. I've driven them on, and boy, I tell you what they're interesting. I don't want one, but I don't need one. They're fast and they drive themselves. Not very well, though. Found that out when I came out to vegas um, my daughter's boyfriend has one, and uh, we decided to go out, and on the way back he said look at this no hands, no feet, shit. Then we came up to a roundabout and it got confused and went the wrong way yeah, well, I mean, what do you expect?

Speaker 2 7:55

they're good cars, you know so, they're everywhere. I don't like the, the, the lower end. The designs are kind of ugly, you know? Yes, way, they're good cars, so they're everywhere.

Speaker 2 8:00

I don't like the lower end the designs are kind of ugly. Some of the ones in the middle and the higher ends are pretty good-looking cars. They're awesome, they're fast. It's just made them. I don't want to try to do an electric car, but the other ones are ugly. You want to get a Chevy Bolt? Are you kidding me? You can't even name the other ones. But there's some of those new ones out there that are made by other car managers. I see them a little bit. They look pretty good. They've got the vertical headlights and stuff. I see them come by and I go what the hell is that behind me? It's an electric SUV, yeah there you go.

Speaker 1 8:36

There's some good ones, you're right, there's some good ones out there. And the other thing is that things like Kias and things like that, they're made to last about five years and then self-destruct.

Speaker 2 8:47

Have you seen those called Evian? Those are the ones I'm thinking of, evian.

Speaker 1 8:50

I've heard of those and I don't think I've heard of them.

Speaker 2 8:53

I've seen a lot of those too Nice-looking cars. Nice looking cars, they're really good. So, yeah, avion, okay, I don't know, I have. I mean, you're supposed to be helping with climate change. I have no desire to get an electric car, not yet anyway well you know, I think, where I travel from.

Speaker 2 9:08

Okay, see, if I'm driving back from vegas to denver, okay, nowhere, utah and stuff. I'm going how much juice I got left. Where am I going to plug in that? And where am I going to? Even if I hit an area with an exit and stuff, they're going to have stuff there in the middle of freaking. Nowhere, probably not for a while anyway. So what am I going to do? Gas up.

Speaker 1 9:31

I don't know, but I do believe that they have in the cars. I do know this.

Speaker 2 9:37

It'll tell you where the charging points are, like you know Well I'm supposed to drive to where the charging points are.

Speaker 1 9:44

Well, of course you have to. They're not going to come to you, are they?

Speaker 2 9:48

So I go four hours out of my way and go away this way so I can get a charging point. And then you can go back down this way, so it's had four or five hours under my trip.

Aliens, Stars, and Political Banter

Speaker 1 9:57

They've got them on major highways and such like. So you could do Route 66 and you'll probably find a few in the middle of the desert, crickets, and that's it and a lonely little pole. Sorry, I didn't cut you off. It just made me think the vision of a lonely little pole with a flashing light on it or something in the middle of nowhere. Right, you know, this is your charging station. Well, somebody decided to put an obelisk in the middle of nowhere in Nevada. Did you hear about that?

Speaker 2 10:31

Oh yeah, the monolith thing. Yeah yeah, the obelisk. They found it and they've already removed it. It's gone.

Speaker 1 10:40

That's right, they took it out this week. It's like you kill joys.

Speaker 2 10:46

They don't want much people going out of the casino. Some people are kind of at the duh they're going. We're pretty sure it's put there by aliens. No.

Speaker 1 10:56

How are you being to?

Speaker 2 10:57

put them there. They're going. I don't think so. They're going. Well, how did you get there Middle of the night? You know who's out in the walking trail out there in the middle of the night?

Speaker 1 11:06

Have you ever gone out into the desert in the middle of the night? I mean right out in the desert.

Speaker 2 11:11

I had no desire to do that.

Speaker 1 11:14

It's pretty cool. You go out like 93 and you just see this just one light stand and maybe a gas. You know a gas station or something. It's just cool.

Speaker 2 11:26

Because you're out there and it'd be pitch black. You'd really see a really really good starlit sky that way. Oh yeah, I've been pretty isolated to see that, but I haven't done it in the desert yet, so it's, it's, it's, it's a different experience.

Speaker 1 11:40

I went out there and we were doing actually it was Andre Agassi, strangely enough talking about tennis players, as we were earlier on the original canceled radio guys show.

Speaker 2 11:52

Sorry about the self plug. Had to do it Okay.

Speaker 1 11:55

You've got the phone going.

Speaker 2 11:57

No, I said sorry about the-plug. We had to do that.

Speaker 1 12:00

Oh well, we do, we do and we should, but anyway, I just thought it would fit in there nicely. Anyhow, I was part of a crew shooting a commercial for a cannon out there. They have dooms out there. If you go out far enough, the dooms shift. And we were out there with a whole crew and I'll never forget this. The cameraman's digging out a trench and then he dutifully puts his camera in the trench and I said you can't do that. He goes. Why not? I said because you know fine, dust is going to get in there, You're in sand and it's going to get into the gears. And he said going to get in there, you're in sand and it's going to get into the gears and it'll be fine.

Speaker 2 12:40

Well, guess what happened. I'm sure what happened.

Speaker 1 12:42

The inevitable happened. There we have. They had a wild cat. They rented Andre Agassi and a whole bunch of us sitting in the middle of the desert. Then somebody realized that we couldn't get very good traction getting out of the desert. Everyone was told okay, take all the pressure out of your tires down about 20,. Okay, everybody do that. And so they did. And of course we got on the highway. What could you do?

Speaker 2 13:10

Get flat tires, Flat tires, exactly. You know, Andrea, this is another American tennis player and he's from Las Vegas.

Speaker 1 13:19

That's right. Yes, let's talk about this.

Speaker 2 13:21

Another American tennis player that we don't see anymore. The best night sky I saw was up in the Rockies, up in the mountain, about 11,000 feet up Right. That's another great way to sit there and look at the open sky and just go holy crap, I'm up here, it's quiet. Call me Bear Meats, I'll be Bear.

Speaker 1 13:41

Meats, and there's the Tesla going by.

Speaker 2 13:46

Let's double check here. So Elon's fathered 12 kids. Is that close to the number you fathered? How many Are you catching up? He's catching up to me. Yeah, you've done more than 12? Oh.

Speaker 1 13:59

God yes.

Speaker 2 14:01

Oh yeah, I have two. That's it. Okay. How many do you know about? Let's put it that way. Oh well, you know about two. There could be more. There could be more.

Speaker 1 14:12

There could be Hang on just one moment. If you don't mind, Alexa, turn it off. Sorry, that was Alexa.

Speaker 2 14:19

That's one of your kids. That makes three. You probably left behind two, maybe three, in West Bygode, virginia. Right, oh God, I could have done that. Another woman there liked you because you had a full set of teeth.

Speaker 1 14:34

That was important, I do work. It worked out for me.

Speaker 2 14:36

You had a job and a full set of teeth. They I do work Booked out for me. You had a job and a full set of teeth. They're going. I'm going to screw you. You got things I like the most. You got a steady paycheck and you got teeth. Come on, yeah, let's go for a ride.

Speaker 1 14:49

Let's go Well. I did have things like that happen to me. I had my soon-to-be wife's brother. They were all coal miners.

Speaker 2 15:02

He wanted to screw you no.

Speaker 1 15:07

It was in the middle of the winter, I guess, anyway, and he wanted to screw you, no.

Speaker 2 15:13

He said that that's what we're talking about.

Speaker 1 15:15

He wanted to screw me and screw me up. That's what he wanted to do. Okay, he grabbed my arm. He's sitting in his car and he grabs my arm and he takes off and I'm just skidding along on my heels next to him, going like I'm going to die. I'm going to die, how'd you? Do that Because it was funny. I thought it was hilarious. This is the same guy who decided.

Speaker 2 15:40

West Virginia humor man.

Speaker 1 15:43

This is the same guy who got caught short on the I-64 and he just didn't have time to do anything, so he decided to get his penis out and piss into a beer can. And this is the days of the old flip tops. Right, those little pull tabs.

Speaker 2 15:59

I've got a question here. I've got a question Well, they're sharp. How could he fit into a little beer can?

Speaker 1 16:05

Not fit into it. But anyway, he managed to get enough. How could he?

Speaker 2 16:10

get into a beer can.

Speaker 1 16:12

Well, we're going to do great semantics here. He got the tip of his penis and pointed it into the can okay, and not being circumcised. Well, one bump later he was Ah, Fucking blood everywhere.

Speaker 2 17:00

Give him that extra skin. Circumcise that thing with that beer can.

Speaker 1 17:04

Just bing. Oh my God, you just cut your dick off.

Speaker 2 17:08

I used to say that's how I did it in West Virginia hospitals anyway. Yeah, that's true, I'd open a PBR and just give me that dick. Okay, now watch this, because I'll let you be the first I'm going to do an impression. You tell me who I'm doing. Okay, you ready? Okay.

Speaker 1 17:26

A codfish. Oh you ready, okay, a codfish.

Speaker 2 17:30

I just had to freaking. Look at Biden. Last night I had to debate. I mean, at least sit there and make an expression instead of like, Well he was.

Speaker 1 17:38

It was amazing how and it got worse as the lies got bigger- they said he had a cold.

Speaker 2 17:44

Okay, so you're looking at one end. One end you got the guy who looked 81 years old. Last night, you know, yeah sure he started going Medicare, medicare, medicare and he forgot. He looted his train. He thought I'm going someone go slap him on the back or something, and then the other guy was just full of lies and crap and just the usual bullshit stuff. It's just like man. You know what the depressing part was? It's like after watching it. What's that Going? Both our choices suck.

Speaker 1 18:14

Well, they do the bit I enjoy the most with Biden actually really got Trump really well. That's where he says you're the worst president in the world ever, ever, ever, ever had. No, you are, no, you are, no, I am, no, I am. That's it Gotcha. Ha ha, trump was the worst.

Speaker 2 18:37

No, I can beat you in golf. Let's go pick up. You carry your own clubs. I bet you can't carry your own clubs a whole 18 holes, yeah, and you don't know what sucking losers are. My son's got a figure You're the loser. You're a whiner, you know. So I mean, he got some little feisty stuff in there, but it still wasn't. Maybe he didn't feel good, I don't know. Maybe he's burned out. He'd been to Europe. He had to do the World War II Memorial thing. He's doing this and he comes back. He's got to prep. He's free. I'd be tired.

Speaker 1 19:12

I'd be sleeping for a month or something they were talking about.

Speaker 2 19:15

Giving him performance enhancing drugs. Give them to both of them. They both need them. If you've got drugs, shoot him up. He needs them. Give some to Trump. That makes him moral, truthful, honest. Get in those type of drugs and see what comes out of that. Get Biden's Kikibu Joy Juice. Oi, oi, oi. It was awful.

Speaker 1 19:39

I mean you're right, that look on his face was absolutely amazing.

Speaker 2 19:43

He looked like he was just out of tune and he started off crappy. He got better. Where was he at at the beginning?

Speaker 1 19:52

What did he say about?

Speaker 2 19:53

Medicare. He wiped out Medicare or something. He said it by mistake.

Speaker 1 19:58

Yeah, he wants to, he wants to. I mean it was.

Speaker 2 20:03

You're supposed to be talking about something good that he's done. He goes yeah, right that Medicare. What you, what we didn't do that?

Speaker 1 20:09

We didn't do that, we tried to. Oh dear, oh dear, you know, I mean honestly, we did actually pick up a few little bits of what was going on yesterday. I'm doing a Biden now, oh, oh doing a bite.

Speaker 2 20:32

And now, oh, all of our allies, even you folks in back in england, uh, we're all depressed. They're going because they it's not just, they're depressed for one, they're pressed for both, they're going. Guess it's the worst two choices america's ever had. You know, what are they going to do? They both suck. Well, I think, when it comes down to because I was talking to some folks today they went you know what, as bad as they both are, if it comes down to it, I'm gonna have to, they're gonna, they're gonna have to pick biden because just, they just want a better, they just want a better human being. You know?

Speaker 1 20:55

well, that's the thing that people were saying. Look, you may not like this, that and the other, but biden is a genuinely nice guy.

Speaker 2 21:04

He has good policy. Good policy, he's a policy. People have known him for 50 years. They're quiet. Last night going. I love him. He's great. He's this. It was just a bad night. Okay, it's one bad night. It ain't over yet. We got all the way to November for him to do. Who?

Speaker 1 21:21

knows what. The word I got was that and I get a phone call from DC, of course, as you know, and Atlanta in this case, which is just down the road was that if he doesn't do well on the next one, if there is a next one, they're seriously thinking about well, who can we replace him with? But, like you said, they can't make that choice, but they can kind of twist his arm, I'm quite sure.

Speaker 2 21:48

Well, I'm sure that's being talked about. It was talked about afterwards last night. You know well, democrats need to have a subtle huddle, have a serious conversation about replacing it. And they do have some good replacements that I like. You know. I don't have a problem with Vice President Harris. I like her, yeah, I like. I like Gavin Newsom, kelvin, california. He's got that California good boy. Look, he's got the hair, he's got the looks. He can stand up to. You know who? The point was he gave a whole bunch of openings last night.

Speaker 2 22:20

Biden didn't come back once. Remember this fight when Trump's going, he goes. I even had the zinger come back. I'm pipe when. When trump's going he goes. Uh, oh god, well, I, I went. I even had the zinger come back. I'm going. Oh, hope he doesn't. He's going americans. Uh, something about him. Uh, oh, like he didn't want to run again. Okay, he goes. I'd rather be at one of my places relaxing, playing golf and taking it easy. You know, I only can't run because I have to, because he's so bad. I'd rather not be running. He should have jumped on a gun. He should have gone. Well, you know, most of America would be happy if you weren't running again. So don't run again. Go get him. Go get him. He didn't do it. He missed every opportunity to zing his ass back.

Speaker 1 22:59

I'll tell you what I did. I managed to catch at least one little zinger. There we go. Yeah, a little bit that I caught that maybe not everybody else did.

Speaker 2 23:15

What did you think of the format and how it worked? Cut the mic off.

Speaker 1 23:20

That was better, because it's nothing more irritating when they keep going and ignore.

Speaker 2 23:24

They did stop. They did stop, didn't they? I was shocked. They stopped.

Speaker 1 23:29

Well, they cut the mic off, then you can't hear them anyway. Yeah, they stopped. Well, they cut the mic off, then you can't hear them anyway.

Speaker 2 23:33

Yeah, pretty close to each other, but still they were abiding by that and they kind of stopped. The problem was, as usual, they didn't answer the question, they didn't answer the direct question and all of a sudden they go. Let me go back to that. They had to get the last word in. I want to go back and refer to that and then once again, just ignore the question about January 6th. Ignore. Will you acknowledge the election? Was you lose? If you lose, ignore, ignore, ignore. Are you going to pardon all the January 6th people? Ignore, ignore, of course he is.

Speaker 1 24:07

Let's go back to. We're talking about Medicare here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good one. Oh no, I was going to kill that off too, but you know, I thought it was really touching the way that they actually brought Dick Clark back from the dead.

Speaker 2 24:20

I didn't miss that. Why didn't they bring Dick Clark?

Speaker 1 24:22

back. I'm sorry, it must be when you were toasting a bagel or something in the other room, I guess. But he asked, of course. He asked them both what their favorite song was. Biden came up with this, which I thought was quite, quite, quite a cool idea. Can you name it? Yet I'm going to let it run just for a few seconds, okay.

Speaker 2 25:09

What's that? I want to get indicted. One wants to get elected, the other wants to get indicted. The only felon on this stage is you sitting next to me, you asshole. That was pretty good too, you know, I got a little pissed off. His voice is just too weak to get them zingers in there, you know.

Speaker 1 25:31

Well, there were plenty of opportunities, but you know, as I was listening to this song, which I hadn't done since I was in guard, fairly, and not even in high school, but there's a bit at the very end here, see if I can cue it up and listen attentively, because I think it's hilarious, and this would be the bit on your record that you wouldn't hear anyway because you'd be scratched, all to hell. Okay.

Speaker 2 25:55

Here we go All right. New York City, St Louis, Philadelphia, Los Angeles, Detroit, Chicago. Everyone has problems, and personally. I don't care, I love that. Did you catch it? No, it started and then it just faded away.

Speaker 1 26:17

Well, that is the very, very end of the song.

Speaker 2 26:19

That's why what did he say? Because it was fading away. It's fading away.

Speaker 1 26:27

Like Detroit, new York City. Hey, everybody's got problems, but personally I don't care. That's true. I thought it was well worth it. God, that's a good song. It should be re-released.

Speaker 2 26:46

I don't think there's going to be another debate. That'd be a mistake. They got all these months to correct it if he decides to stay in, they got to present him as more Vero, more strong and and being able to speak.

Speaker 2 26:57

and just, you know he was fighting back at him last night. Pretty good he was, he was yelling at him. You're a felon. You're the only felon on stage, is you? You're the only felon, you. You had sex with a porn star when your wife is at home pregnant. I love that. And then there was a line and I go and he goes. Excuse me, I didn't have sex with a porn star. Any other debate that would have been the highlight in the stand-up. There was so much other shit going on it wouldn't even be the highlight.

Speaker 1 27:24

I couldn't get it up. I couldn't get it up, which actually got this response. As a matter of fact, why don't you just check yourself into the old fool's home while I still have a bed left?

Speaker 2 27:40

While I still have a bed left. Exactly, wasn't that great he goes. You had sex with a porn star while your wife is at home pregnant with your son. I thought, oh good thing, and he just goes.

Speaker 1 27:53

I didn't have sex with the porn star. Well, she wasn't the porn star, it was somebody else, it was the maid. That's just too funny yeah yeah, that's just funny.

Speaker 2 27:59

Of course she did. Of course she did, oh well. It was just shocking. I don't know what's going to happen.

Speaker 1 28:06

I don't know. Well, I'll tell you what. You know what, just changing the Above our pay grade, I don't know. If they do do another one, I'd be quite surprised, although I'm quite sure the ratings were through the roof or they'd have to be because everybody was carrying it. I was tempted to watch it on Fox just because I knew what kind of I don't worry about ratings.

Speaker 2 28:25

I don't know how well they're there because you know, like this time of year Never had a debate this early before Early part of the summer everyone's thinking vacation. No one wanted to pay attention. I didn't watch it. I was out having dinner. Man, I turned on my phone. I said let me watch a little bit of what's going on. I saw about 10 minutes of it and I went are you shitting me? This is awful, he's awful, the other guy. They're both awful. I said turn it off. So I got back and watched the replay of it later.

Speaker 1 28:54

Yeah, it was a bit much. I mean it's way too long an hour and a half way too long.

Speaker 2 29:06

I mean they're going to talk things about priorities and what they're actually going to do for the country, which I don't believe either of them did. Biden finally gets a plane last night after 1230 in the morning, gets a plane and goes to North Carolina and he's making a rally appearance today. Are you trying to kill the guy, or what I mean at the last minute? I'd go. You need to go to bed and then we'll bring you back out, you know.

Speaker 1 29:27

Go to that old people's home in the sky, go to the people's home in North Carolina. Well, the old people's home in North Carolina, well, it goes somewhere. So you think Newsom would be a good candidate. I do. I would agree with you on that one too. I like him.

Speaker 2 29:43

He's just waiting his turn. He thinks, okay, well, whatever happens with Biden, win or lose, it's going to be four years, and four years from now he's going for it and they may push him and go. Well, gavin, you know you can't wait four years. Hello, it's yours now. So he may not want it now, he may go. I want to do it the right way, so I'm sure that I can get it and win. I don't want to be pushing there at the last minute.

Speaker 1 30:04

No, I guess you just have a whole bunch of a new bunch of haters for him.

Speaker 2 30:13

Speaking of haters, I mean they're trying to. Some things are overshadowed by the event of this yesterday, oh really. So they determined Matthew Perry was getting ketamine from his therapist. And you can do that. You do that in stages. You use it under controlled circumstances, whatever. They did a test and they realized the ketamine they got from the therapist is not the ketamine that killed him. Now they want to find who sold it to him. The number one suspect. What is her name? It's Charlie Sheen's ex-wife.

Speaker 1 30:50

Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 30:51

Sheen went through his period like I'm fucked up doing drugs. It's's ex-wife, oh okay, oh, oh oh. Sheen went through his period like I'm fucked up doing drugs. They're going to arrest these people for murder when they know who they are. Her name was Michelle.

Speaker 1 31:07

I thought it was Valerie, Valerie Bertinelli. He said for the fourth time Charlie Sheen.

Speaker 2 31:13

No, he never. That's Eddie Van Halen's ex-wife oh, that's right.

Speaker 1 31:17

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I was wrong anyway. Oh, you're doing a Biden.

Speaker 2 31:23

Let's all do the Biden Ready Mount thing and open I mean he's got, you gotta have, he has to have. People who just say you got to have, he has to have you know. People who just say you need to smile more and get that grumpy look off your face. You know and you see you get. Look, look how you look on camera, sir.

Speaker 1 31:45

My people say that smile more, I go, I am.

Speaker 2 31:52

Yes, you are. You have a lot to smile about. There's a big thing on Big Day they're going after. They want to get all the people got all the people anything to do with selling Matthew Perry to Ketamine and so they'll be arrested and accessory to murder. So the guy on the list is Charlie Sheen's ex-wife. His name was Michelle, something Michelle Ketamine, because he was married to remember one of the real housewives of Beverly Hills. What was her name? Crap? Well, I never. She was in the movie Wild Thing. She was in that, so don't ask me.

Speaker 2 32:25

She looked really good.

Speaker 1 32:27

I am not kind of the person you would want to ask Denise Richards.

Speaker 2 32:31

Yeah, he was married to Denise Richards for a while, and before that he was married to some lady named Michelle. That's the one, apparently, who's supposedly one of the people who gave Matthew Perry some bad ketamine Illegal ketamine.

Speaker 1 32:47

Well, at least they gave him. Oh, that's a shame, though I mean, that's Well, I guess, day there.

Speaker 2 32:53

Oh, that's a shame, though I mean that's well, I guess you can do that crap. You can have someone watch you when you're doing it anyway, because you can do what happens. Laugh like this and you're in the pool just going to the water and your mouth still gapes open. It's like gee, he's going to be drowning soon. Yes, Damn.

Speaker 1 33:09

Oh well, that's a sad thing, isn't it? It is a sad thing, you know. I suppose we should really remind people. This is, of course, the original. Finish it off, bailey.

Speaker 2 33:22

Kristen Costello, the original cancel radio guys. We are two guys who are too young yet to run for president.

Speaker 1 33:29

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, sure we are, we are, we are. We got to be 80? Goes to it? Yep, in that case, most definitely Way out there. Way out there. Damn tootin' Damn tootin'. The original cancelled radio guys, which is us. Do please go to our website and hit on that little thing that says not donate, but something close to it.

Speaker 2 33:58

Can we donate? We have a GoFundMe page or something.

Speaker 1 34:01

No, no, no, it's like a follow thing and people can for three bucks. No, I don't think anybody has this yet. Actually, I had a dream that some guys in the Middle East did and they were very generous, which is very nice of them. Unfortunately, it was a dream.

Speaker 2 34:22

I can't imagine why I wouldn't have it. You woke up and they weren't there anymore, okay, yeah, yeah, it was good for the non-existent email. That didn't happen.

Speaker 1 34:29

Exactly, precisely An email for us, by the way, should you care? Care at all, and particularly if you've got Robert Plant, alison tickets maybe, like in the South Carolina area, is chrisandcostello at yahoocom.

Speaker 2 34:47

What tickets?

Speaker 1 34:49

Robert Palmer, alison Krauss. You mean Robert Plant, robert Plant. Yes, sorry, robert Palmer. Oh, krauss, you mean Robert Plant, robert Plant. Yes, sorry, robert Palmer, robert Palmer's dead. Yes, that's what I was going to say. Another Biden moment. Here we go. Another Biden moment brought to you by Well, you see, that's what happens. I'm drinking my big cup of Joe Biden. See, everything's related.

Speaker 2 35:14

So they thought the Republicans thought they were going to jack him up for the debate I wish they would have. They should have. My question is why didn't they jack him up, man?

Speaker 1 35:21

Jack him up. Well, when he gets going, he's pretty good he was yelling, he got feisty.

Speaker 2 35:29

The opening part is like where am I? Who am I?

Speaker 1 35:33

What am I?

Speaker 2 35:33

doing. He's like where am I, who am I? And even Trump's going. I don't know what he said there at the end. The only thing he knows is what he said himself. I'm going. Okay, I scored one for the asshole. All right, that was pretty good.

Speaker 1 35:48

But the thing of it is it always gets me is that Trump's mouth just looks like an asshole. I mean it looks like a sphincter muscle, it's just round. So it only makes sense that shit would come out of it and don't forget the hands.

YouTube Banter and Star Trek Comparisons

Speaker 2 36:05

There's always this stuff going. You need to do this. It's like you know his personas was part of him. His coma was getting a little thinner. It's like you know his personas was part of him. You know His coma was getting a little thinner. It looks like too. Or maybe he just didn't have a good hair day. I don't know. He didn't have a good hair day in years. What am I talking?

Speaker 1 36:23

about when you've got two guys on stage masturbating. I suppose Did.

Speaker 2 36:29

I read that wrong. Oh, You've got two different teleprompters and I've got two guys on stage masturbating. Is that the Kelsey brothers? Who's?

Speaker 1 36:36

that Well, no, I mean, you know they're debating, so two of them must be masturbating.

Speaker 2 36:42

Oh, those masturbators. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah oh.

Speaker 1 36:45

God, I know what you're saying. Ladies and gentlemen, I have to explain everything to Bailey. I have to explain everything to Bailey. If I get a joke, I have to stop him and say listen to the joke.

Speaker 2 36:56

Apparently you do.

Speaker 1 36:57

Yeah, I have to. I am going to play a record, Not really, I'm going to play it now. Say it real slow. Well, it doesn't help that we can see each other. Now we are doing video things on YouTube, so welcome YouTubers. So again you guys can click like or whatever. That would be appreciated and I guess they can put little messages.

Speaker 2 37:26

I'm just watching you fade in and out like Star Trek, like they're trying to beam you up or something. Oh, am. I, how fun Every time you move a little bit. Oh, am I? Oh, how fun. Every time you move a little bit, half your head's gone, your ear's gone. He's stuck in that thing between being beamed up and staying on the Enterprise, you know.

Speaker 1 37:41

Oh, there you go. Yeah, well, you know. I was wondering what the shirt would do on it. Would it completely whack it out or not? Because if you have a shirt with little lines on it, they call it moray and it just freaks out. But this shirt didn't do that. Yeah, well, you know, I got a background at least.

Speaker 2 38:05

I do too. I got a cabinet. I just look at the clock and say I got to go, you got to go.

Speaker 1 38:10

Okay.

Speaker 2 38:12

You put that chunk put. Well, it's real, put that chunk chunk one, but chunk two. You got chunk one yesterday and chunk two today. So this is the end of part two. I bet you squeal.

Speaker 1 38:25

I bet you squeal like pig. Where's squeal? Squeal now Squeal, squeal, squeal, louder, louder, wheel, now Wheel.

Speaker 2 38:35

Whee Whee Whee Louder. Whee Louder, whee Louder, whee Louder, whee Louder, whee Louder. Get down now, boy. Whee Louder, whee Louder.

Speaker 1 38:46

Hey, get the bridges down Just there.