Speaker 1 0:06

Hi, this is Chris.

Speaker 2 0:07

No, it's Costello oh boo.

Speaker 1 0:10

You sound angry, costello, it's Costello, no.

Speaker 2 0:14

This Halloween. It makes me angry Boo.

Speaker 1 0:19

What the hell are you pissed about? I should be pissed, I'm pissed.

Speaker 2 0:26

Yeah, I'd like to have a pair of teeth. I don't know about you.

Speaker 1 0:30

I'm just about ready to lose it. We've got a week to go. I can't take it. It's just like I can't turn my phone on. I can't watch a football game. I just try to watch anything regular, even if I'm streaming it's commercial spot vote, it's all political. I just try to watch anything regular, even if I'm streaming these commercials pop out. It's all political. It's like Immigrants are gonna come to you in your sleep unless you vote for me. I'm just All this shit. It's like what he calls scare tactics, right, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 0:57

That's what they've been doing the whole way. As a matter of fact, let's see. Well, the ship Gibbon was at the Steelers game on. Was it Monday night? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 1:09

He was up there.

Speaker 2 1:10

And they said oh, you should hear them chanting USA, usa.

Speaker 1 1:14

I didn't hear that at all.

Speaker 2 1:16

I didn't either.

Speaker 3 1:18

I think he's lying.

Speaker 1 1:20

You suck, you suck, you suck.

Speaker 2 1:22

You're a fat, overweight, obese piece of shit.

Speaker 1 1:26

I was riding home. Man making french fries, that's for sure. Yeah, you see how wide that big fruit was. He had that fry bucket there. He had his jacket off. Did you ever take a look? You see how wide that big fruit was back there? Holy crap, he's an obese man. Man, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 1:46

He's a fast food junkie. Well, do you remember when he first got into office and I had a basketball team with somebody who was invited to the White House because they'd won and usually they'd have a state dinner? Yeah, Remember they had statement journals.

Speaker 1 1:55

They had McDonald's. Yeah, he's at a whole banquet table. It's not the time of McDonald's. They're going to be so happy I'm going great. You're working with a world championship and you're rewarded with an E coli quarter pounder. There you go.

Speaker 2 2:11

Extra E coli for him. Did you eat one of those?

Speaker 3 2:14

Yeah.

Speaker 1 2:16

Did you eat one? Did you eat an E coli burger?

Speaker 2 2:18

I don't eat McDonald's, I don't eat fast food anymore. Good for you, I don't know it's very rare that I do. Occasionally I get the hankering for red meat.

Speaker 1 2:28

I saw today that, because there's the onions, the onions came from Taylor Farms in Colorado Springs. Oh, really, because they feature stuff at Taylor Farms in the produce department sometimes, where I go buy groceries, I'm going good thing I bought you that deli onions.

Speaker 2 2:46

What are you doing? Eating raw onions anyway.

Speaker 1 2:48

I always eat raw onions. I bought them from there. I'd be this. Holy shit, I got to go.

Speaker 2 2:55

I'm dead. Ladies and gentlemen, chris Bailey Fred.

Speaker 1 2:59

Twilliquist Put the quarter pounder in there, thank God. Thank God, I was quarter pounder in there, by God. By God, I was stressed out, though, with a week to go, she didn't get into you.

Speaker 3 3:10

It's just like a fever pitch.

Speaker 1 3:13

I was watching. See Kamu was in Houston last night. She brought out the big star power. She brought out Beyonce. Yes, Beyonce. Holy crap. A lot of people there just because they can't see Beyonce. You don't do that. You shouldn't do that very often. So we've got a week to go. I wonder if Miss Taylor and their Swifties are going to make an appearance and do the same thing at a rally.

Speaker 2 3:32

Can you imagine, how crazy that would be?

Speaker 1 3:34

Oh man that would be fun. That would be fun yeah.

Speaker 3 3:59

She told me boom like yeah, yeah, I'm a rain. I'm a rain on this bitter love. Tell the sweet I'm new, I'm telling these tears go and fall away, fall away. May the last one burn into flames. Freedom, freedom. I can't move Freedom, cut me loose. Freedom, freedom. Where are you Cause I need freedom too. I can't move Freedom, caught me loose. Yeah, freedom, freedom. Where are you Cause I need freedom too? I break chains All by myself, won't let my freedom Ride in hell.

Speaker 1 4:35

Hey, I'm here. She didn't endorse her, but I just, I'm just like, I'm just stressed she is endorsing her.

Speaker 2 4:43

She is endorsing her. She has endorsed her.

Speaker 1 4:45

Yeah, but she's done nothing.

Speaker 2 4:47

Oh, nothing physically, she just tells people.

Speaker 1 4:50

This is who I'm endorsing and here's why. So everyone should go register and vote for who you think is best. She's trying to be noncommittal that way, but she said herself Our producers are calling Great timing. Okay, Go ahead and answer. Just tell them what we're doing, Okay.

Speaker 2 5:05

Our producers are calling Great timing. Okay, go ahead and answer, just tell them what we're doing.

Speaker 1 5:07

Okay, I'll go ahead and answer, just tell them on the show.

Speaker 2 5:09

Yeah, we're in the middle of the show right now. Hey mate, listen, we're right in the middle of a show, oh, okay.

Speaker 1 5:17

Can we talk in like two hours?

Speaker 2 5:20

We can. Yeah, you guys remember that.

Speaker 1 5:23

Remember the show. Remember the show. Remember the show. Hello, take care. Okay, mate, bye. Remember the show you're supposed to be promoting.

Speaker 2 5:32

Oh, he's gone.

Speaker 3 5:34

I got up on his ass.

Speaker 1 5:35

Yeah, well, that's good to know, I guess well, you text him and made him mad. I sent him a nasty text before the show what are you guys doing? You know publicity. I mean, I don't know if you know it, but you know, yesterday his orangeness did the Joe Rogan podcast. Yes, yes.

Speaker 2 5:56

I don't know what it is.

Speaker 1 5:59

Is it live? Is it live? I mean, I think they released it like maybe today. I don't know what the show date is, I don't know.

Speaker 1 6:06

They made a rally in North Carolina. He showed up about 1030 at the crowd already left. Of course the heirs campaign jumped out. You're talking about crowds. Look at MDC's. It's supposed to be at 7. They were three hours late, was it? You got dipped in the 40s last night? People going going home bye-bye? Yeah, no, kidding, I haven't had a chance to hear it. Yes, I don't have. And no, no one's talked about it. I guess I haven't. I guess they haven't posted it yet.

Speaker 2 6:30

So I guess.

Speaker 1 6:32

No, I don't look to have a friendly thing because I think, if I can't remember right, so rogan's audience is mostly young white men. Just stupid, kind of like. I like it. The trump followers. Okay, is it a? Would it be a Trump-friendly show, didn't Rogan? He didn't endorse Trump, did he? Oh he endorsed Robert Kennedy Jr. That's right. I forgot.

Speaker 2 6:55

Well, that's a non-starter, so that's good.

Speaker 1 6:58

Yeah. So I guess, if he endorsed him, which I guess means that he'd naturally fall to Trump now, since Kennedy's out Kennedy endorsed Trump, since Kennedy's out Kennedy endorsed Trump.

Speaker 2 7:08

Promised some cabinet position. I guess right. One more reason to dislike the guy.

Speaker 1 7:14

He's out, he's gone, you're not stressed. You don't seem stressed. I'm a little hyper, I'm just like.

Speaker 2 7:22

You are, yeah, you're kicking things and making all kinds of noises. I can't help. I'm just like you are.

Speaker 1 7:24

Yeah, you're kicking things and making all kinds of noises. I can't help it. I mean, our business is, aren't you like on the edge here with a week to go in and just get into it? You had enough, you got to get to me. In fact, the movie is something about mirror, where the guy's picking, you know.

Speaker 2 7:45

I can Not really, because I honestly, I mean I will be absolutely dumbfounded if the given gets in. So you know, if it happens then what are we going to do?

Speaker 1 7:51

Move Right, move. You're going to move anyway. You're going to move anyway.

Speaker 2 7:58

Yeah, I know, I know I've been looking for places. I've been looking for places in Sarasota because they're so nice and the prices are dropping.

Speaker 1 8:06

Yes, they are yes, they are I wonder? Why You'll get a good place and you'll get a good price. Make sure you stay with us for a while. The problem you're going to have is getting insurance. They're tricky because you just can't say, okay, I want a lot of insurance. You've got to have like four different types of buttons. When you buy one, you think you're covered, except it happens you go oh, you didn't buy the river button, you didn't buy the television, you didn't buy the ocean, you didn't buy the river.

Speaker 1 8:32

It's just like you didn't buy the river you didn't buy the rainbow, that's just the way it is.

Speaker 2 8:37

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 8:41

What am I going to do?

Speaker 1 8:42

We've got a house, the type house we like. Got an email from one, and one similar to a real one. It was $10,000. Wow, I know it's a real house. So, wow, it's an expensive.

Speaker 2 8:57

You know why you think it's a lot in the market. No, not at all.

Speaker 1 9:00

Some people aren't going to be built. Some people no, not at all Some people are going to be built. Some people are going to leave, some people are going to be after something. It's like five decades before I had a weather system like that down there, I had like two in a row. Some people are like it'll be another five decades before they probably have one again. So we'll see, you think, I hope, I hope. Well, yeah, you know it could be $120, so you know what's the matter, right?

Speaker 2 9:25

See what I can afford down there. They're most of these damn condos and they're going wow, that's really nice. I guess I could live with that. But then you get down to the resort fees HOA, fees, hoa fees. Hoa fees, forget it. Some of them are like $700 a month. That's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 9:45

Well, if you want to do condo living, the place for you to go would be Amelia Island, which is because it's all basic condos.

Speaker 2 9:52

No, I don't want that at all, oh you don't want that, no, no. I just need $100,000 to bolster what I got, and then I get a real house.

Speaker 1 10:06

So we start a GoFundMe page for you. Yeah, let's do. Okay, so what kind of reason can we come up with for people who want to send you money for GoFundMe?

Speaker 2 10:10

I need to leave South Carolina for my mental health.

Speaker 1 10:13

I think that would do it Okay, so they're going to mentally challenge. He's having a mental health issue because of where he lives.

Speaker 2 10:19

Absolutely. It's a fact.

Speaker 1 10:21

We that may work it's a fact, we may be able to raise you about 50 bucks.

Speaker 2 10:23

I don't know. Yeah, 50 bucks and a button.

Speaker 1 10:27

What's the requirement to put up a page like that anyway? Do you know? Go find me a page.

Speaker 2 10:32

Nothing really.

Speaker 1 10:33

Just give it a go and see what happens.

Speaker 2 10:36

But the thing you've got to send it out to people, that's the problem. I mean, you can send it out to your friends and they're just going to say, well, fuck you. Well, yeah, there's that.

Speaker 1 10:45

You send that to the audience, they'll say the same thing, but you just show them a picture of what your surroundings are like, where you live, and they go. Oh, poor guy.

Speaker 2 10:52

The money will start flooding in. I don't know, man, I don't know.

Speaker 1 11:25

Just a thought. Just a thought, otherwise, there you go.

Speaker 2 11:31

Hey, I'll make it a hundred grand verse there.

Speaker 1 11:33

It's just you'll be able to move in about five years, yeah.

Speaker 2 11:36

I figured this, I might be able to get a little over 200 for this house if I'm lucky, which is nothing, I mean, it's just didn't big mistake. But there you go. You picked it. Yeah, I, I did, and you told me not to. I know.

Speaker 1 11:50

I look at this every day I'm listening to you. This time I'm not going to say anything, not yet. Give me about five minutes. I'll do it then, since we are one week away from finally getting rid of this thing in elections.

Speaker 1 12:05

I've been in the swing state of Nevada the past week and a half. Since it was a swing state, the ads are a lot more intense, they're a lot more heavy on the scare tactics and they're just everywhere. You've got local politicians here and, of course, the two presidential candidates. Because it is a swing state, a lot of ads going back and forth. Big time. Harris is taking the high road. We're going to do this. Just don't go back. Here's my policies and Trump is going. The Americans are going to kill you in your sleep. You're going to wake up dead.

Speaker 2 12:38

Yeah, he's getting confused with Halloween. Halloween, halloween's coming up.

Speaker 1 12:45

He just had the orange glow, so he's ready to go.

Speaker 2 12:50

Eh, eh, eh eh eh, I like that game. I'm working on Dracula. Yeah, I like that game. I'm working on Dracula. I got over it.

Speaker 1 12:56

With a week to go, I don't know which way people go, but whatever. So I've got the 10 reasons why you should not vote for Trump.

Speaker 2 13:02

Okay, oh, that's a great idea. It's not like a top 10 list.

Speaker 1 13:06

It's just 10 good reasons why you should not vote for him.

Speaker 2 13:10

Okay, all right, I'm going to press a button. Press why you should not vote for him. Okay, I'm going to press the button. Press the button.

Speaker 1 13:14

Give me a drum roll, give me something, give me a burp. I don't know what it is Okay.

Speaker 2 13:20

Let's see. That's either rain or applause.

Speaker 1 13:25

I can't figure out which. Either way, it's pretty abrupt, isn't it? It is isn't it.

Speaker 1 13:30

Don't worry, I'll fix it. Can I have it one more time? One isn't it? Hmm, don't worry, I'll fix it. Can I have it one more time? One more time, just to see. See, I have here the 10 reasons in case you need, because there's still, believe it or not? I was talking to someone earlier today, going you know, I just don't know which way to go. So I'm deciding well, what the frick? I mean it, frick. I mean it's a week to go. They've been all in your face. You still don't know. He said the reason was he goes. Well, don't like Trump, don't like the other, so I don't know. It's like a coin toss. He said then don't vote, he goes. No, I just have to. It's my thing, I want to vote. So it's still undecided.

Speaker 2 14:14

So we'll throw this reasons not to vote for Trump. Okay, right, got it. He's number 10. Number 10.

Speaker 1 14:19

Number 10. He's an asshole. I'm sorry, that's my own. Well, that's number 11. That's number one. Let's go back to number 10, sir, as president, he did violate his oath to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution.

Speaker 3 14:32

Okay, you guys remember that. I'll tell you when we forget right Number nine.

Speaker 1 14:36

If I get that going, Number nine, Thank you. He won't say that he'll accept the voters' verdict. He loses again.

Speaker 3 14:46

He's going to fight it. He tells people to fight, fight fight.

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Speaker 1 14:49

So why do you want a guy like that Number eight? He's going to be held accountable for his alleged crimes as president only if he's defeated. If he wins, he's going to wipe the slate clean and clean his slate so he won't be charged. It all comes to an end. He said the first thing he's going to do is fire that special prosecutor, jack Smith, within two seconds. Case closed All of his charges go away. He'll only be held accountable if he loses. So let's make sure he loses, so he can go to prison.

Speaker 2 15:23

He can go to prison he can go to prison.

Speaker 1 15:30

This new now Stella's showing off his new board. Yes, new broadcast mixing board, you can change it to a little new. Now Stella's showing off his new board. Yes, new broadcast mixing board. You can change it to a little kid voice, it'd be fun. Okay, number seven, number seven, he'd be the first president with a serious rap sheet. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 15:50

Number six.

Speaker 1 15:52

Number six he's totally unfit to be president. Okay, that's been pretty obvious, okay, yes, yes. Number five, number five he's a threat to national security. Ex-cabinet members, everyone says that that if he's there because he just, things will be different, our soldiers will be at harm's way, that's for sure. Number four, number four, number four. What happened to the echo? Did you lose that already?

Speaker 2 16:18

Number four yeah, there we go Number four.

Speaker 1 16:22

Thank you, helium boy. Okay, number four. He doesn't know or care how to constructively address the nation's problems.

Speaker 2 16:36

Think back to COVID. Didn't know what the hell to do.

Speaker 1 16:37

Everybody drink bleach. Drink some bleach, you're okay, I'm going to go to Walter E and take care of myself. You guys drink bleach. Okay, fair and square. Number three it further packed the federal courts with more right-wing folks. It's going to get worse and worse.

Speaker 3 16:52

It's going to get worse to the.

Speaker 1 16:53

Supreme Court, but all federal courts. They just appoint people just like them. Number two Number two he's the pathological liar, we know that. Rapist, misogynist. Number one. We have number one. Number one. Eight this is number one. He was not president for all Americans Antisemitic. I guess we should do. Number one. We have number one, number 1A. This is number one, number one. He was not president for all Americans, we know that. And number 1A Number 1A. He's an asshole, a for asshole.

Speaker 2 17:29

Yeah, but I can't argue with that. That's true. Those are 10 very good points. Not to vote for that asshole. You can't argue with that. That's true. Those are 10 very good points. Not to vote for that asshole For people who still on this side are going.

Speaker 1 17:39

I can't tell you which way to go. Think of those reasons. Why would you vote for someone with all those things against him? All those things that doesn't benefit you in any way, shape or form. You know, if he wins, when he gets here he's going to fire the special prosecutor. He, If he wins when he gets here he's going to fight a special prosecutor. He's going to do all these things to clear his name and get himself free and clear.

Speaker 2 17:57

And then worry about maybe some other stuff down the road. Well, I mean, other than there are so many things that that man did since even being in the White House. I mean, you know he's real pally with Putin, even though Putin said no, but we know that's not true.

Speaker 1 18:13

Think about the time that we had the shortage of COVID kits. Yes, we sent, we were in America for COVID kits and he sends them to Putin in Russia and said here here, buddy, this will make you like me more. Make sure you keep your eyes healthy so you can invade Ukraine, okay.

Speaker 2 18:29

Ah, along with South Korea, who have sent 3,000 troops over there.

Speaker 1 18:35

What was that? That's just, I'm just stressed. It's just a tough time. Just talking about this I was going where is that? You just tick them off. There's one you tick off all the reasons?

Speaker 2 18:46

No, there are just too many.

Speaker 1 18:47

I mean, it's just Well, he's going to round up all the murderers and rapists, immigrants, and send them all back, All the immigrants. Here you are and you have no green card. Oh, I do. You've extended your stay in this country.

Speaker 2 19:01

Yes, I have Do you have a card? Oh, yeah, yeah, I've got a green card, haven't you passed the expiration date. No, I haven't checked recently.

Speaker 1 19:10

I'm saying I think it's still good.

Speaker 2 19:13

I think it's still good. I better check my passport as well. And if it's not? If it's not, it'll take. Oh God, they take forever to get and it's about $7,000.

Speaker 1 19:22

I'll have to work at the Frenchies by myself.

Speaker 2 19:27

Hey, that's it. We'll all go and live with them.

Speaker 1 19:30

We'll go to the south of France, the live with them. We'll go to the south of France, the damn good area. So when they called just a minute ago, I answered my text like what are you doing about a show We've got to get out there? Did he sound stressed? Which one was it? Was it anus?

Speaker 2 19:40

or sour. It was anus, no, no, it was sour.

Speaker 1 19:45

Sour, he's a happy boy.

Speaker 2 19:50

I don't know, man, I don't get it.

Speaker 1 19:52

You know the time because it's the same premise there as it is in England. So what time is it in France right now? 8 pm, 9 pm or later.

Speaker 2 20:02

It's probably about 7.

Speaker 1 20:04

Oh, it's not bad. He should be awake then. Oh yeah, he's working on his first cocktail and he's making dinner for his blow-up doll. This is my girl, brigette. Why the duct tape? She springs leaks. Why does she spring leaks? Think about it.

Speaker 2 20:30

We'll vote for Brigette. That's a great gag if you got video, but the majority of this is on sound only.

Speaker 1 20:40

It's our skull, guys. We're just doing Halloween visual stuff. That's okay Everyone. Just you know imagine.

Speaker 2 20:50

I've got a fruitful imagination going here.

Speaker 1 20:52

Myself and Costello. We're 29 years old. We both look like Brad Pitt. We're really cool.

Speaker 2 21:02

We both are Brad Pitt, true we did 29, so we did about one week a long time ago you know, I gotta wonder how, wonder how brad pitt and those guys you know, the I guess it's just hollywood living in a hell of a lot of botox, I don't know well one.

Speaker 1 21:21

You got to be born with good genes to begin with, okay so you can't help that you know. So you can't pick, you can't pick your parents, and so either they have that look and they pass it on to you, for you don't lose hair, you, you're a good-looking guy to begin with, and the rest you have to keep yourself up, of course.

Speaker 1 21:36

So, since your looks is how they make your living. So being able to have all that free time to work out the money to eat right and have trainers and stuff, that's part of the deal, right.

Speaker 2 21:45

That's it. I suppose that does help. I mean, it must do. And we have discussed this before and I was saying well, I'll come out there, so well, I'll give you, I'll give you new hair. And oh look, we could, we could do some Botox here and we do all that here.

Speaker 1 21:58

So if you come back to Vegas, we'll do a total hair transplant on you. All right, you don't have a damn wrinkle on your forehead. I don't know how you got away with that. No, I got wrinkles in other places we can do right there, and we can do right there.

Speaker 2 22:12

We'll shoot you up, we'll shoot you up, we'll do a line jab right there. We're going to shoot Juvederm right up those babies, my jowls.

Speaker 1 22:19

We're going to shoot Juvederm right up those and they'll disappear right in front of your face and this will be gone and the patient will have this nice, smooth, youthful face. Hey, yeah, we're offering you Costello a free Costello Beauty Makeover. Get your ass to Vegas then.

Speaker 2 22:36

Well, I will soon. I just wanted two things got to happen and then I will. I told Allison, my daughter, that I would be there soon and she's been doing home maintenance and put two brand-new lights in and then realized they were still turned on. She didn't electrocute herself anyway. Her next target is going to be a ceiling fan. A ceiling fan she's going to put her own ceiling fan.

Speaker 1 23:06

A ceiling fan. Okay, you need those in Vegas, especially when it gets to around June, July and August.

Speaker 2 23:11

You've got to have them everywhere. You've got to have them. You've got to have them. I've got one here in my studio.

Speaker 1 23:17

You've got to tell them that when you come, you're going to be sitting a day here at the clinic for the Hostello makeover. Okay, you know what your hair will grow back again. What are you going to do with that?

Speaker 2 23:29

Oh my God, my hair will grow back. I got a gap in my front teeth that I never had before. I don't know what's going on here. Get old and everything falls apart. You keep separating Okay. Sorry, 29. We're going to have some fun, though.

Speaker 1 23:42

While you're sleeping and we're doing your hair, we're going to put some extra hair down your back too. Just for fun On your shoulders, and just a nice little tuft here it's the sunshines above your shirt going up your neck. Do you know what?

Speaker 2 23:58

I was watching a show. They were interviewing some professors and things and this guy came on. He was like a clergyman and he looked just like a clergyman and everything was shaved, except underneath here there was like this massive bush coming out from there and eyebrows. That drives me nuts. When I see people with bushy eyebrows I forgot Trim those babies, trim them, trim them Like a freaking caterpillar.

Speaker 1 24:23

Let you know, a month ago we had a guy come in to California and we did chest hair transplant.

Speaker 2 24:31

Okay, do you often do that?

Speaker 3 24:36

No, that's what he wanted.

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Speaker 1 24:37

He wouldn't. He wanted like going up this way so he'd come up and grow and be over his shirt and he wanted every shirt he wanted to see. You'd be see hair coming up over his shirt. I said, okay, a psych evaluation. I'm a little bit first like okay, just make sure you didn't have other issues going on, otherwise he's a good job, he's a good guy. It's just a thing that was important to him.

Speaker 2 25:00

Like people with a foot fetish, I suppose we should mention that the council guys now bought you by Regrow Hair in Las Vegas.

Speaker 1 25:11

Right there, yeah it's subtle, isn't it?

Speaker 2 25:13

Brought up placement placement, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, this is true.

Speaker 1 25:20

There, there look at this before picture. That's him before. When he gets out here a few months later, we'll have an after shot of him. You're going to go like god. Look at that woolly mammoth where. Where did he come from?

Speaker 2 25:33

Yeah, yeah, that'd be great Contact lenses.

Speaker 1 25:38

Some people age better than others. If you look at two guys who are two good friends, they just put out a movie together on Apple, so you got Brad Pitt, same side George Clooney. To me, I think Brad.

Speaker 2 25:50

Not so much.

Speaker 1 25:52

Hmm, I never thought he was like a handsome guy, anyway, I mean, you know.

Speaker 3 25:56

No, I don't. You think he's a?

Speaker 1 25:57

guy's guy. Guys like him too. Women love him. And you look at Brad, he's a good-looking guy, george. Clooney His eyeballs get really big and so I don't know.

Speaker 2 26:07

You know, his mother was Rosemary Clooney.

Speaker 1 26:11

That wasn't his mother.

Speaker 2 26:11

That was his aunt. His aunt, oh, I thought it was his mother. Well, she was tiny, she was like a little tub, a little barrel.

Speaker 1 26:20

Rosemary Clooney was a helium blip. What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 26:22

She was big yeah well okay. That's putting it nicely.

Speaker 1 26:27

Tiny big. What year did you see her? Did it birth A helium blimp? She was big, yeah.

Speaker 2 26:34

Yeah, Now I worked with her at the Desert Inn many years ago.

Speaker 1 26:39

She had a really loud belty voice, didn't she? Mm-hmm, Yep.

Speaker 2 26:44

There was her and Linda Ronstadt were there and they were obviously. You know, it was later on.

Speaker 1 26:53

It wasn't that long ago, but it was 20 years ago. We always do the Baby Boomers deaths, okay, so many. You probably won't even know who this is. I bet no, I bet not. He used to wear like a tuxedo. He had that handsome look and he did sing classics. He was always on variety shows. He guest starred in all those stupid series all the time. He loved American style and all that stuff. Is that?

Speaker 2 27:13

Jack Johnson, yes, jack Jones. Stupid series all the time. You know, love America style on stuff. So check, check, johnson. Yes, jack Jones, jack Jones. I was close.

Speaker 1 27:18

You did? Yeah, I've mentioned that. People go. Who's that? I got to show a picture. Oh, I know that guy. He didn't. What famous song did he sing? There was, there was played every week the love boat Exactly, love boat.

Speaker 2 27:32

Because I'm impressed you actually knew shit this week. Yeah, it's not football Speaking of football, oh well, I wonder how Ohio's doing. I was watching that before we started recording.

Speaker 1 27:47

Were you watching it? I'm watching Ole Miss and Oklahoma.

Speaker 2 27:50

Oh well is. Oklahoma getting beaten? Again? Yes, they are.

Speaker 1 27:55

God man, ole Miss, who cares about Oklahoma? You like Oklahoma.

Speaker 2 27:59

I used to live right there in Norman.

Speaker 1 28:01

Well, no way. You're picking all the cheap places to live, but look at where you have to wake up at every day. I'm in Norman Oklahoma.

Speaker 2 28:07

Oh, no, Norman. No, no man, I'm in.

Speaker 1 28:09

Little Rock, arkansas, somebody shoot me.

Speaker 2 28:13

Now, Norman was cool.

Speaker 1 28:14

They did.

Speaker 2 28:18

That was the ventriloquist Chris Bailey With friend.

Speaker 1 28:22

My wife's sister's son got a job doing oil rig stuff out there in Arkansas and so since he has a new baby, she thought, well, I'll go live out there, and because I can be grandma and help take care of the kid while he goes to work on these long shifts, sometimes away from town. So she found this four-bedroom home with a big swimming pool in Arkansas for a little over $200,000. I went. Are you kidding me? But the problem is here. You have this, but look where you wake up every day, unless you're just a total homebody and you don't venture out from the home in the pool so you don't realize where you're at. You know it's like why don't you do want to go do stuff? You know you know I can.

Speaker 2 29:00

Our kinds is yeah, yeah, that would um it's like, uh watching, are you watching? The what? Oh, no, no, it's on again, isn't it? Yeah, no, I haven't seen it.

Speaker 1 29:15

It's funny, he's good, he's really good at it.

Speaker 2 29:18

He never does TV series voice.

Speaker 1 29:19

It's his first one.

Speaker 2 29:22

Yeah, I've seen bits of it and it's very good. I've been watching the Farm Clarkson's Farm. Well, it was created by the guy who created Yellowstone?

Speaker 1 29:29

Okay, the guy who created Yellowstone?

Speaker 1 29:31

Mayor of Kingstown 1883. The idea is great. Here's Sly Stallone who kept silent to protect mob boss in New York. He served 25 years in prison. So he's out, he's coming back, he expects his big welcome. They go well, we're going to pick it up, we're going to give you a new territory to work. He's thinking Bronx, whatever he goes, tulsa, oklahoma. He's going not what I expected Off to Tulsa, to be the king mob pin there, and so it's kind of funny. So here's a New York mob guy trying to run things like they did in New York. Pretty funny, good show.

Speaker 2 30:07

I shall start to watch it, because I've run out of other things. I shall start to watch it.

Speaker 1 30:11

That's not in British thing. Who talks that way? Because I've run out of other things. I thought you said that I shall start to watch it. That's not in British language, I shall start. Who talks that way? I shall start to watch it. Well.

Speaker 2 30:19

King Charles will start.

Speaker 1 30:21

Football games are a cost. I shall start to watch the football game the feed ball.

Speaker 2 30:26

Oh, I'm just screwing with you. You sound like Bobby Boucher. You're playing the foosball, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 30:36

Bobby Boucher. He played the foosball.

Speaker 2 30:37

Oh yeah, I'm a water boy, love water boy we'll insert something in there just to get over that little dead air.

Speaker 1 30:45

I shall watch something I shall watch that I shall we are, of course, the cancelled guys for a damn good reason too.

Speaker 2 30:54

Yeah, and you will find us on christencostellocom where it still says the original cancelled radio guys, which was us.

Speaker 1 31:04

If you can find us. We've been cancelled by our own producers and marketers.

Speaker 3 31:10

Don't know where the hell.

Speaker 2 31:11

I've been, I don't know. We must have pissed them off.

Halloween Decorations and Election Banter

Speaker 1 31:14

They were going to go over to this Get you out there, get you some new sponsors, get you out there on TikTok. You're going to have a few new followers and stuff and we're going okay, we're just ticking them off and guess what they've done so far?

Speaker 2 31:30

not doing anything well, we have been, actually have got kicked off.

Speaker 1 31:36

Facebook again from what?

Speaker 2 31:38

we got cancelled on Facebook and Instagram. Jesus Christ, from what I don't know, I still I got you know. I got another thing saying that something else had been cancelled one of my other pages.

Speaker 1 31:50

We're talking to each other here. I know that's a sad one of my other pages. We're talking to each other here.

Speaker 2 31:56

I know that's a sad truth.

Speaker 1 32:00

Don't ignore me. We had all this stuff and they started with all this stuff and it lasted maybe a month, and now where is it?

Speaker 2 32:09

Yeah, that's true. We have given them a lot of stuff.

Speaker 1 32:12

We have to go back and do our own postings and stuff, which is not a bad thing. But we hired, some help we got them like hopefully, listen, they're gonna be pissed off. But hey, we're just standing out there, guys, so prove us out. But you want you to call them after the show, right?

Speaker 2 32:26

I believe so.

Speaker 1 32:27

Yeah, he said in two hours we beat him up, man, you said what the fuck I'm going?

Speaker 2 32:33

well, yeah.

Speaker 1 32:35

Make it happen. Why don't you call him?

Speaker 2 32:37

Why don't you call him?

Speaker 1 32:38

Well, just you know, when he calls you, just you know if he gets everyone's talking about it, just call me. Put me in a three-way, okay. Um, yeah, that's not the three-way I'm used to, but I'll go with that, okay.

Speaker 2 32:51

You can be a bad cop, yeah, well, we.

Speaker 1 32:57

So let's try it.

Speaker 2 32:58

Okay, we'll give it a try. We're having a three-way. This is not what I had in mind. French people oh, wait a minute, they're calling again.

Speaker 1 33:12

You bring the baguette what Frenchies call it again.

Speaker 2 33:15

No, actually it was just Texas.

Speaker 1 33:18

Well, put it out, let's see what it is. Answer.

Speaker 2 33:20

No, it's too late, I dumped him already. Oh, you dumped him. Yeah, I dumped him. That's what that sound was. I dumped him, okay.

Speaker 1 33:28

You're telling Mark and they're calling Costello. I'm going to dump him. Let's kind of think that we have scheduled one more show before election day, so we're like actually Halloween special. We're about nine days out. So when we come on to a new show folks, we'll be about two or three days away.

Speaker 2 33:48

At that time.

Speaker 1 33:48

Let's just have one more desperate person on. I think we should have. He's asked to come on, so we'll have JD Vance on next next show, fair enough. Oh really, he's in a weird, freaking, freak job. It should be entertaining anyway.

Speaker 2 34:03

Alright, hey, you heard that Phil.

Speaker 1 34:05

He has some kiddie appetizers when he comes on. Yeah, that's stupid Doggy. Finger sandwiches, little kiddie, kiddie, you know, puff's stupid Doggy finger sandwiches, little kitty, kitty, kitty. You know, we should have a moment of silence for Phil Lesch, who died at 84. Okay, he was great for that. Yeah, I hated that. I didn't like him either. I didn't like him either. He's the one who started the off-song riffs that just went on for half an hour 40 minutes and all the daddies are going, oh great.

Speaker 1 34:39

To me it's like oh, this sucks, it just goes out there. It's like listening to a jazz musician just say I'm going to my own riff for an hour, I'll be back. Great, don't take me with you.

Speaker 2 34:51

Hey, did you hear that Elon Musk is giving away a million dollars to people who register in certain areas?

Speaker 1 34:59

Well, they've got to sign up for the PAC, his PAC thing. They've got to support their PAC and you have to be a registered voter for one to be eligible for it. You've got to sign that petition. The Department of Justice is going it's kind of leaning a little bit on the legal side. I'm going well, good, bunch them, crack them, charge them. Come on, do it. Add to the list.

Speaker 2 35:22

Let's see here I'm just looking at things here Another reason we're talking about the reason not to vote for Trump.

Speaker 1 35:26

Real quick, think about if he wins, he's going to appoint Robert Kennedy Jr, conspiracy theorist idiot, to a cabinet post. Elon Musk will get a cabinet post. Oh sure, we're going to be freaking dead.

Speaker 2 35:40

You know what It'll be. Elon Musk and JD Vance, there's your power couple right there. Trump will have died.

Speaker 1 35:49

So, bob, a good point. Trump says all these things. He lies, he's getting exaggerated. All these things have happened in the past two weeks. If it happened to anybody else it would be horrendous. That person's campaign would be dead. They're going. Why did this stick to Trump? I guess I never thought that his followers are so dumb and uneducated. They just didn't sink in. They think what's wrong with that? If you have any brains or an education, you're gone, but to the stupid and uneducated, he's going. Problem with that.

Speaker 2 36:21

Well, I like this bit here. Apparently, JD Vance says that his friends aren't even going to vote for him.

Speaker 1 36:30

Friends are educated. People went to college with not really friends. They're just going. We don't want to associate with that prick yeah, really more people have died.

Speaker 2 36:39

Oh dear, it's this. I don't know what this is.

Speaker 1 36:43

I'm looking at it before the election, we do have something important. It's a big deal to me. It's Halloween. You decorate for Halloween. Do you expect the trick or treaters there in Columbia? No, besides the white sheet and stuff carrying torches, is that the?

Speaker 2 36:59

I might burn a cross in the front yard.

Speaker 1 37:00

Is that the big Halloween costume for Columbia? Yeah, there you go. I'm a big gay member.

Speaker 2 37:07

I used to do all that stuff for the kids back in Vegas. It was fun Back when people did. My house is great.

Speaker 1 37:14

I got my headless Harry up. I got my big nine-foot clown. He shakes and talks to you. I got him up. I got my guy who sits on the front porch. He rocks, he goes. What the hell are you doing on my porch?

Speaker 3 37:24

Get the hell in my yard.

Speaker 1 37:26

You better run before I shoot you.

Speaker 2 37:30

So, yeah, I'm into it. Yeah, yeah, I can see who's got the nicer teeth?

Speaker 1 37:35

who's got the nicer teeth?

Speaker 2 37:40

I think you should give out like morphine and stuff to the kids hair children do that.

Speaker 1 37:47

If you want, we can lace your candy.

Speaker 2 37:49

Get, get, get my next door neighbor in vegas used to really get oh, she still does. She was a teacher and she had a bunch of parrots and things, so the parrots and everything would be sitting on the front step with her.

Speaker 1 38:00

That's great. I love stuff like that. That's great she still does that.

Speaker 2 38:03

I think so If you went down South 9th Street just off Charleston. Yeah, you'll see her, I'll show you you can exactly, dress, I actually dress.

Speaker 1 38:09

I got to go by and pay a visit One, two three, five. I'll dress up and go ring your doorbell. I'll be dressed up as you.

Speaker 2 38:17

You go either side. I don't know the guy who bought my house. I'm not sure if he I know who it is. I mean, I knew him. He didn't realize that I knew him with a couple of other people. And about, oh, less than a year ago I got this phone call from him, which is kind of weird. This is a guy who bought your house. Hey, what the fuck happened to the room? Who are the people who put the solar on the house? Oh man, I can't remember why. Well, it doesn't fucking work. Can't find the people who put it in, can't find the company I go. Ah, I'd say you've got a problem. I'd say I wouldn't be playing anymore. Oh well, I don't know what he does for Halloween.

Speaker 1 38:57

I want to know. But being here in Vegas is kind of like a you know, halloween's kind of a big deal here, so there's a lot of stuff going on at the Strip there, but of course people would get into it around here, so I'm excited about it. It'd be fun.

Speaker 2 39:09

If you go down like Oki Oki.

Speaker 1 39:12

Boulevard, oki's pretty close to where I'm at, oki's close. Yeah, what happens down there? Well, people just do their trick-or-treat, I guess the grocery store I had to work last night. Here we are, like a week from Halloween. Some guy, total clown face. He made it up Just walking in the grocery store and they're going. Am I cool or what?

Speaker 3 39:31

And.

Speaker 1 39:32

I'm going dude. Am I cool or what? It's a good, I'm going dude. So it's a week away and I'm gonna be doing every day.

Speaker 2 39:38

That's until halloween, good, good man enjoy it, rock it I mean they get crazier.

Speaker 1 39:40

That's why I like about it. It's fun. So halloween's fun, it's fun, it's one of my favorite.

Speaker 2 39:44

Well, let's see if we can plan something special as a halloween specials. We haven't done anything special in a while.

Speaker 1 39:51

Well, I'll just give you you a tip If people want to watch something fun for Halloween, watch it on Netflix the Hubie Halloween with Adam Sandler. He did it a couple of years ago, but it's really funny, it's really good. So it reminds me of your backdrop because he dresses up as a ghost and puts his sheet on. It's got urine stains all over it.

Speaker 1 40:08

It's just really funny. He's just the ultimate nerd. The ultimate nerd, hubie, halloween. So watch that. I got Halloween. So if you want to do it next week, I got tons of good stuff.

Speaker 2 40:17

All right, well, let me know when I can get my sound pad working.

Speaker 1 40:22

Get your sound pad working. I got the Halloween song. Do you get that Let?

Speaker 2 40:28

him in. Let me see.

Speaker 1 40:32

Number five. Thank you, thank you, thank you very much, thank you, thank you very much and I think number we know what number six is.

Speaker 2 40:41

I can record up to 30 minutes on each one of these pads by the way Excellent yeah. It's worth. I hope it's worth the money.

Speaker 1 40:49

So have fun playing with it. And yeah, after the Frenchies when you talk to him. Ok, all right, I'll give off to the Frenchies when you talk to him.

Speaker 2 40:55

Okay, all right, I'll give him your love.

Speaker 1 40:57

So next week we'll do some Halloween.

Speaker 2 40:59

Yes. And we'll have JD Vance on, which is a pretty scary thing for Halloween in itself. Anyway, let's do, yeah, jd Vance.

Speaker 1 41:08

I'd like so much to ask him you notice his wife disappeared, like Melania Trump. She's nowhere to be found either, because she's a woman of color and stuff. He's like an obvious racist bigot type guy. It's like what? Why is she being quiet? Does she agree with all this shit that he says? I guess she might. That guy's a kid. She's still married to him. I don't know. He's a man of letters.

Speaker 2 41:32

He wrote that book, didn't he?

Speaker 1 41:34

Him by the elegy Jeez, we're going to hell.

Speaker 2 41:39

Crackhead mom, my Appalachian upbringing, you know Exciting Well tell you what we'll start screaming now and see you next week.

Speaker 1 41:50

I watched the movie. I want to see what it was about. I watched it when it came out a couple years ago. I watched the movie. I want to see what it was about. I watched it when it came out a couple of years ago. I thought Glenn Close, who played his, his grandma, who kind of raised him because his mom was a crackhead, she did good. She was she was.

Speaker 2 42:01

I mean Glenn Close. Wait a minute, wait a minute. What? What movie is?

Speaker 1 42:04

this the Hillbilly Ele.

Speaker 2 42:10

I was basically wrapping up the show there. Do you ever brain fart?

Speaker 1 42:13

for a second?

Speaker 2 42:14

Yeah, there it is Brain fart. No, you just weren't listening.

Speaker 1 42:19

What the fuck's wrong with him. I don't know. I got a new toy. Okay, I got more buttons to press there, you go, so get to work on that, so we'll do Halloween goodies next week. Jd Vance on with our last shot before election. We'll give him airtime just to give him shit because he's an idiot. So what the heck? Yep, okay, we'll do that and more helium voices from Costello.

Speaker 2 42:44

Oh boy, I tell you, this is so much fun.

Speaker 3 42:47

Oh, wait a minute.

Speaker 1 42:49

Someone's got your nuts and just squeezing them out and you talk. I got my radio voice here. There's the radio voice.

Speaker 2 42:56

There's the radio voice right there, matter of fact. As a matter of fact, that guy you wanted me to call, or wanted to talk to you, remember you said this guy might call a client coming out. I had the greatest radio voice man Really did. Did you figure out who it was? Greatest radio voice man Really did. Did you figure out who it was? In the end? No, oh no, that's not good.

Speaker 1 43:21

Oh well, he's in LA. What are?

Speaker 2 43:22

you talking about. I'll tell you when we're finished.

Speaker 1 43:28

Okay, right, we have to plan and get ready for it for next week, so it'll be pretty cool, it'll be fun, all right, there's no less people back here, so it's all done we're done.

Speaker 2 43:41

We'll see you next week. I don't know who that is. Everything's real like big. Oh which wheel? Huh wheel, now wheel, wheel, wheel. Wee, sweer, sweer, louder Wee, louder Wee, louder Wee, louder Wee, louder Wee.

Speaker 3 43:53

Louder, get down there, boy. Wee Louder, wee Louder.

Speaker 1 44:05

Hey, the bridge is down.

Speaker 2 44:06

It's there, wee no.