Microphone Mismatch and Egg Shortage

Speaker 1 0:00

Here we are, ladies and gentlemen, the National Penciled Radio guys. It's the waves again. Here we are.

Speaker 2 0:08

Ben started getting I have. Yeah, he's getting, he's helping his own fucking world here I started a couple of hours ago. He's helping his own world. Over there, he's talking to himself, baby.

Speaker 1 0:20

Oh well, yeah, A lot of that goes on around here, ah.

Speaker 2 0:24

Apparently. So All right, ready, here we go. Hey, hey, this is Chris.

Speaker 1 0:32

Hey, chris Costello, here, how you doing. Happy New Year.

Speaker 2 0:36

Yeah, Costello's broadcasting from Boondock, South Carolina today, and I'm in Las Vegas, so we're worlds apart.

Speaker 1 0:44

Worlds apart, it is.

Speaker 2 0:47

And culture and pretty much everything.

Speaker 1 0:51

And just about everything yes.

Speaker 2 0:53

Let me try to get ready to get my South Carolina.

Speaker 1 0:57

Let me get my neck to turn red. Get your red neck going.

Speaker 2 1:00

I'm doing my best I want to apologize. We've got this same show discrepancy as we always have had for quite a while the Chris and Costello show. He's got this really expensive microphone. When he talks he's got his voice like never before he turns the microphone off, just so you folks know he sounds like this he turns on that super duper big dick microphone and he sounds like this he turns on that super-duper big-dick microphone.

Speaker 2 1:27

He sounds like he does now Me. I have here this is the Amazon special. I thought it was pretty good, mike. Apparently not. You can hear when you hear this I thought I'd give me a little tin can here. And then there's me over here to see Chris over here. This is the last week, I just want to mention that. So I did break down and buy the Costello microphone the one he has and the Costello board that it plugs into. So next week's show won't be equal, I guess in my.

Speaker 1 2:03

Hopefully excuse me, I'm in micro, right. Hopefully Excuse me, I've got to turn on the light here because the sun's gone down you don't hope so. You like the fact that you like that microphone discrepancy. Man, this is an issue with you rather than it's not going to hear it all the time You're going, move your mic closer.

Speaker 2 2:25

It sounds kind of tinny and you go. Is this my microphone?

Speaker 1 2:28

nah, I'm not even sure you're going through your microphone right now. I think you might be going through the camera.

Speaker 2 2:31

You get this guy in front of him, you get the big stand for him.

Speaker 1 2:33

You get it right there right there next to his mouth, maybe chewing a couple times during the show well, you know what, if you're going to dance with a big voice, you got to have the toys.

Speaker 2 2:45

I guess so. So I have ordered the toys, so I'll be on an equal plane with you next week. I can't wait to hear what it sounds like. Yeah.

Speaker 1 2:53

Well, that and also, we'll have new backgrounds too, or at least I will, and maybe you can turn the camera on.

Speaker 2 3:00

I'll put it on. If we get that new logo thing, I'll pop that baby right behind me. You, betcha, or I can turn my sun lamp on like you just did.

Speaker 1 3:08

Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 3:10

Those three quarters of your face is lit. The other is in shadow. Well, it's yeah we have the best technical qualities in this show Audio problems, Light problems. There we go. It's looking like there we go. So you see the Kmart show going on today.

Speaker 1 3:29

There we go. How's that?

Speaker 2 3:31

That's good.

Speaker 1 3:31

That's good. I'm surrounded in darkness now, you know.

Speaker 2 3:37

Your parents have more hair, so it's good.

Speaker 1 3:40

I need a haircut. I don't want to sleep. A haircut, Okay Well, otherwise I don't want to sleep here.

Speaker 2 3:43

A haircut okay.

Speaker 1 3:44

Well, otherwise, if I don't keep it real short, it just goes bushy and uncontrollable. Well, I was thinking, did?

Speaker 2 3:51

you come out here and let's do a transplant on you. Well, I did come out, put on some extensions.

Speaker 1 3:57

I did come out there. I was out there two weeks ago for like eight hours.

Speaker 2 4:02

You came on your schedule. You didn't come on the surgery schedule to get a hair transplant.

Speaker 1 4:06

I know why, cause you're no, I had nothing you have to. You have to. You have to argue with Alison about about. You know about that because she she did a surgery anyway.

Speaker 2 4:19

She had you in one night. Out the next morning I'm going okay, well, hey you know what?

Speaker 1 4:26

I gotta turn this light down a bit. It's really getting getting into my there. We go get this shit worked out before the show. I mean, what's wrong with? Well, the sun's gone down, so it's. It's uh, wow, really bright.

Speaker 2 4:38

But there you go, okay here's a scary thing night time in col, columbia, south Carolina.

Speaker 1 4:43

It is kind of scary.

Speaker 2 4:44

I'm listening for gunshots. I'm listening for gunshots. I can't hear you kid Coming soon.

Speaker 1 4:50

Sooner or later you'll hear it. Or you know, if we all get really quiet and I open all the windows, you'd hear all the sirens going off.

Speaker 2 4:57

Oh, that'd be great. Woo, woo, woo, there's a good't eat cheap advertisement in.

Speaker 1 5:02

You know you ate when you were out here, right, we don't have that here.

Speaker 2 5:07

But when you were here, didn't you eat at Apollo Local?

Speaker 1 5:10

Oh God, 30 years ago. Yeah, 30 years ago.

Speaker 2 5:14

You didn't live here 30 years ago.

Speaker 1 5:16

I did what in Vegas? Yes, I did.

Speaker 2 5:20

Hasn't been 30 years since you've lived here, Ah?

Speaker 1 5:23

no, it hasn't, and I, no, I didn't. I ate that a couple of times and I thought the portions were so small. The chickens were barely out of their egg when they slaughtered them, so I.

Speaker 2 5:33

Out of a lunch portion. It's like enough to last me for two freaking days. So I guess they've changed.

Speaker 1 5:37

I don't know. I think they must've done. They've got bigger chickens.

Speaker 2 5:42

We all find them pretty good, so I'm trying to get a response to the show. So therefore, el Polo Loco.

Speaker 1 5:47

El Polo Loco.

Speaker 2 5:48

yeah, bringing you the chicken, it's better than Del Taco, it's El Polo Loco.

Speaker 1 5:54

You know what? Now we know what came first the chicken or the egg? El Polo Loco. Yeah, exactly, precisely Talking of that, should we try that. We've got a problem, apparently, across the country. We've got a big problem.

Speaker 2 6:11

If you remember not to make this political because I don't want to, but he brought it up during the campaign Trump did he can't afford eggs. When I get in there, everybody gets eggs. You get them at the right price. Okay, he's in there. Of course he's going to blame it on the prior administration. That's what they do and I expect that.

Speaker 2 6:29

But one you can't find eggs anywhere. There's a shortage. And two, if you can find eggs, it's over 11 bucks a dozen. Okay, what I know. If you go to Costco and stuff, you can get them for like five bucks, but you have to buy 14 dozen. Okay, so they get five bucks a dozen. That's a lot of eggs you eat in a short period of time. You don't want to be around that. Egg bound Nothing worse than a stinky egg fart, you know.

Speaker 1 6:54

Oh, that's, very true, nasty.

Speaker 2 6:59

Sulfuric Nasty. Let's see if we can find out why there's a shortage for eggs for one and two, why all of a sudden they cost so much money. I don't know, let's find out who are we calling. Who are we calling?

Speaker 1 7:08

Well, you know what I made this call and hopefully he's still there Bill Bell, gentleman from the Bill Bell from the Brown Egg Association.

Speaker 2 7:18

He's up in middle America.

Speaker 1 7:21

He is, he is. Let's see if he's still there, shall we?

Speaker 2 7:24

Old American chicken farmer.

Speaker 1 7:27

Well, that was interesting, all right.

Speaker 2 7:31

They may have wiped out a few chickens because of the bird flu. I could have something to do with the shortage. We'll find out.

Speaker 1 7:37

There we go.

Speaker 2 7:41

Bill Bell.

Speaker 1 7:42

Bill Bell.

Speaker 2 7:43

Eggman Wisconsin. I'll be going home for dinner.

Speaker 1 7:47

He probably has. He did say to call after 4.30, so you know.

Speaker 2 7:54

Oh, that's after 4.30 for you.

Speaker 3 7:56

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Speaker 1 8:07

Oh well, Never mind why did you cut that off?

Speaker 2 8:09

I was going to leave a message.

Speaker 1 8:12

Want me to call him back.

Speaker 2 8:13

Well, since, there's a voice, we'll give the heavily fun Kristen Costello message. No, why didn't you hit that button and cut us off?

Speaker 1 8:20

All right, be that way and cut us off, all right. Be that way, maybe pause back.

Speaker 2 8:31

No, you don't know.

Speaker 1 8:41

This is true.

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Speaker 1 8:56

Hey Bill Bell.

Speaker 2 8:57

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Speaker 1 9:07

That's all we get. Apparently, that's it.

Speaker 2 9:14

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Speaker 1 9:25

Let's get rid of it. There we go.

Speaker 2 9:27

I thought we could leave a decent message, but no.

Speaker 1 9:34

Well, I try. What can I say? Well, that was our show.

Speaker 2 9:43

It was not. It's just a part of our show. It's a small, wee portion of the show just a little bit talking of shows.

Speaker 1 9:51

Did you happen to watch um the snl um tribute? 50-year tribute to snl music I did, I loved it ah, what did that? Beginning the beginning montage. It was about 20 minutes long and the best music editing I think I've ever seen. It was really impressive Stunning.

Speaker 2 10:11

You don't remember all the guests they've had on there, it's just all different types. It was really awesome. It was great Behind-the-scenes stuff with Mick Jagger. It was just great fun. I loved it.

Speaker 1 10:23

It was brilliant, brilliant, especially Rage Against the Machine. It's like you're going to make us do what now.

Speaker 2 10:30

They had them on with who? That Steve Forbes guy, who was running for president a few years ago, the most straight conservative guy you can meet, and he's going. Ladies and gentlemen, rage Against the Machine. That's a weird match there and it didn't fit at all.

Speaker 1 10:43

That's a weird match there and it didn't fit at all, and this is, of course, just right after they've had a fist fight literally on the stage because they wanted to take the American flag and drape them over their amplifiers upside down, which is a sign of distress, at least nautically it is anyway. So you can't do that to our flag. Well, they featured your hero. Artist.

Speaker 2 11:04

Sinead O'Connor and the controversy she caused.

Speaker 1 11:06

Oh yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 2 11:08

I saw a picture of the Pope and ripped it up on live TV and I was, oh my.

Speaker 3 11:12

God.

Speaker 2 11:14

But I forgot how really pretty and talented she was and, like they said, her statement she was making.

Speaker 1 11:20

She was she was right on the money.

Speaker 2 11:22

She was right on the money, yeah. Yeah, she was right on the money? She was right on the money. Yeah, some Catholics, maybe about five of them, maybe a couple of priests, they interrupted their time with the altar boys. But you know, it was okay, it was good to see that again, because when you look at it now, years later, it just seems so tame, you know.

Speaker 1 11:41

Oh, absolutely. And I happen to notice Elvis Costello in there. I mean, how can you? You're banned. You'll never work here again, ladies and gentlemen. Elvis Costello, that's right, we got nobody, okay. Elvis Costello, cool. He's doing a nationwide tour this year of all his first three albums, which, in my opinion, were his best, his best work. So he's dusting all that off and taking it out on the road. It's like brilliant.

Speaker 2 12:14

So that early work got our attention. You know the main Elvis Costello album. Did your name say Costello? Yes, he's coming here to Vegas. He's coming here four times this year. He's playing the to Vegas. He's coming here four times this year. He's playing the.

Speaker 1 12:27

Palms. If he's doing that, you should go. You should go. Or maybe I'll tell you what we could do, not four times. I'll find out how much it is. There are about $100 tickets here. That's not bad.

Speaker 2 12:41

Okay, here the tickets start at $65.

Speaker 1 12:44

Oh really, it's a bigger venue. Oh man, I'll have to look into that.

Speaker 2 12:49

He's playing here at 2,500 seat auditorium. That means every seat's going to be pretty decent, but they start at $65, go up to like $450. And if there's a big demand I'll go higher. You know how it works here in Vegas, but that's the ticket crisis for now.

Speaker 1 13:03

It might be worth a plane trip. Go and take Allison and maybe, if you're in town, you'd come too.

Speaker 2 13:13

You come out, we'll get you a hair transplant. You see Elvis Costello in the front row with all those scabs on your head while you're healing.

Speaker 1 13:20

Nice, that sounds lovely. I have it really good you know Serve your next show. That'd be fun. It should be, but yeah, that's something in that SNL show. That's about the third one I've watched. I think I watched one on the airplane coming back from Hawaii.

Speaker 2 14:09

There's a lot of them for the 50th anniversary and the big 50th anniversary show is coming up. It's going to be in primetime, it's like a two- three-hour event, so it should be a lot of fun. But that music thing, man, that's one of those shows that was so good. I want to watch that again. I want to watch that again. You know he shows you feel that way about, but that one I'm just wow, I want to see that again.

Speaker 1 14:27

I'm trying to remember who else he had. Who else got banned? Well, rage against the machine and who else, who else? It didn't happen that often, but when it did it was like Ooh mostly it was like bickering backstage and stuff you know. And they didn't know Sinead was going to do that anyway.

Speaker 2 14:44

They had no idea yeah yeah. It's like Lord Michael's ghost. I'm having alarms going off in my head. It's like holy crap, you know, but it went away after a couple weeks and as time goes on, wasn't a big deal.

Speaker 1 15:00

As time goes on, she was right anyway. You know, the best thing about that show is it had hardly any of Chevy Chase on there. Of course he's not musical.

Speaker 2 15:07

They don't like him. They hate the guy. He's an ass now.

Speaker 1 15:11

He is an ass.

Speaker 2 15:12

He got older and turned into an ass. I don't know if he was. He was only on one year anyway, first year.

Speaker 1 15:18

Well, you know he bought the rights to all that just by the way, to watch Saturday Night Live.

Speaker 2 15:26

He owns half of it or something. Are his parents on there or something? I don't know.

Speaker 1 15:30

Well, I was working a movie in Vegas it was Vegas Vacation, from National Lampoon, right and of course he was in that and I was talking to Beverly D'Angelo, who's his wife in the movie Sweet woman, lovely, lovely, yeah, lovely woman, and we're talking about her brother, who was a jazz musician. And I just made the statement and you know we were talking and cutting up and having a laugh and people were laughing and everything. And I said, you know, I said I don't mind jazz, I can, I prefer it live. I don't, I wouldn't put on an album of jazz. But I think, you know, jazz is just something you've got to feel, you've got to be there. And on my left-hand side I suddenly hear this voice going well, that's a complete load of shit and I go. It was Chevy Chase. What a movie that could have been, yeah.

Speaker 1 16:21

And I just turned around and I looked at him and said I'm not talking to you.

Speaker 2 16:27

There's some small clubs here in Vegas that play jazz over at the Tuscan and they have this, really some nice, really beautiful Filipino singer in there who sings with it.

Speaker 2 16:36

It's just good, it's just good fun. Like you said, hearing some section of it live is great, but you get good jazz here live in Vegas, which you don't get in a lot of cities. So we're lucky, we're lucky. Let me tell you what was not so lucky. It's like this freakiest thing I found out yesterday. Okay, so we know we're out there, our show's on x, we're on tiktok, mainly on youtube at the moment. You know we're just, we're just dominating those areas. But freaking tiktok man, it's just like you know, so many people depend on it and they were just having a heart attack when it was banned for all of 48 hours in his back. It's like a podcast. There's any type of show you want to do out there and some of it's kind of scary.

Speaker 2 17:20

The girlfriend of one of the guys who works here. He goes to that damn lady and, Jesus Christ, go ahead, get your show back, Get out of your system. Go ahead, I'll get the sponsor.

Speaker 1 17:33

Go ahead, your girlfriend's.

Speaker 2 17:37

You gave me an opening to do it.

Speaker 1 17:40

Excuse me, let me. I know, I know I'm sorry. I'm just trying to get it to look good.

Speaker 2 17:45

Go back in a show, my God man.

Speaker 1 17:48

Well, the lights changed since we started. Now the sun is gone. Yeah, that's better, come on Surely. Yeah, there we go.

Speaker 2 17:57

So and I thought this was a joke. Okay, this woman turned me on to go listen. She pops in there, I think, just to get the losers on at a hard time. These people are in there arguing and I just went. They're kidding, but they're dead serious. Some on there think the world is round and they're arguing with other people who still think the world is flat. I'm going bullshit and then I'm listening and they're arguing. These guys don't have any work. They're living in Mommy and Daddy's basement, I guess, and they don't say it's 24-7. I mean, she's listening to them.

Speaker 2 18:34

Last night it's like 11 pm. I ended up this morning at 6.30, and they're still on there. You know, I heard I just improved the world this flat. You don't know what the hell you're talking and they're dead serious. What the hell? And I'm looking at how many people are on there doing this thing and part of the conversation arguing about it, and I've heard a bigger bunch of freaking losers in my life. It's scary. It's like 1980 new podcast downloads per week in this country. I'm going talking about what? And stuff like this. You know.

Speaker 1 19:11

Oh, wow.

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Speaker 2 19:12

Investories, scientific stuff. I still think the world is flat. You know bullshit, you know I'm just going. Oh, all these people who sail around the world. They stop and turn around and come back. I mean, no, that's why it's the same thing around the world. And you get suckered into it. You start arguing with these people.

Speaker 2 19:29

I couldn't take it anymore, so I grabbed her. She walked away for a minute so I grabbed her phone, I hit the mute off or whatever. I went. You people are the biggest bunch of numb-numb hoosers I've had in my life. I was like who the fuck is that? I said listen to yourself. What the hell's wrong with you? They have.

Speaker 2 19:49

Here's the thing they have. There's no women on there. Okay, you'll wonder why, except for what they call female trolls who are looking for guys. I'm going, these are guys. You see, the women are the ugliest group of skanks I've ever seen, but it's like the category belong to you. There's women who desperately want to meet a guy. So they go on this thing thinking well, these guys, they, they there's no, they've never had a woman before. They, if they did, maybe one time their whole life. So they know they're easy pickings. You know they're thinking oh, maybe they got some money or something. No, they don't even work. How do you have time to be on that stupid TikTok thing 24-7? I mean, I'm not kidding, it's actually there. I'm going to get the name of it and I'll put it up and share it. You might click on it anytime and listen to this shit. Oh.

Speaker 1 20:34

I can't wait.

Speaker 2 20:36

So I noticed this woman who's on there. She's a partner of where I work, really pretty girl, and so she goes on and they all go. Oh, because they don't have any women, except for the ones who are just trying to maybe meet guys for money or whatever. She starts arguing with them, just for fun and stuff.

Speaker 2 20:52

They go oh, she's into doing this stuff. She'll tease them and go like, but the thing is, this could be an interesting thing for us guys, but you're bald and stuff, I don't hang around bald guys. They go, what do you, what can we do? And they go you should go get this place and get get a hair transplant. Then maybe we could, maybe we have a, maybe talk, have a future together. And these people flying in all over the country here.

Speaker 2 21:22

From this TikTok show. What did you freaking genius for doing this? Because they're losers lonely. Here comes an attractive woman just saying well, if you go get some hair then maybe we'll see where we go from there Booking it. That's great, we probably. Just I checked, probably in business from that show of losers a little bit over $ hundred thousand bucks in business really hello wow, no kidding I mean they're stupid and and she goes and plays them all.

Speaker 2 21:53

I mean you know, I mean it didn't start that way intentionally. She's got into listening to it, dude, this looks like fun and, as you realize what they're all about, just start throwing that part and then she goes time out for a quick commercial break. You know if commercial break? I just had a guy in here two days ago getting a full beard. She said you look like a baby. I want a man who looks mature. Get some facial hair. You can do that. Yeah, of course. Eyebrows, beards, everything. Put it on your back, your legs, your butt, wherever you want.

Speaker 1 22:23

On the end of my nose.

Speaker 2 22:26

Do that too. Have a gay couple.

Speaker 2 22:30

We had a gay couple come in about five years ago, right, and they both did really nice heads of hair. I'm just going looking good guys, what can we do for you? He goes. Well, we've been together for a while and things are getting kind of routine and boring so we thought maybe mix it up a little bit. We both aren't hairy guys. So we thought one of us got some chest hair, it'd be kind of fun. I went, I'd be kind of fun, so go for it. So we did big chest hair and basically looks like austin powers. Now you know, so they come in probably a year later. Here's the guy with like hair. Yes, or go up his neck and shit there, because you know, and he was growing, you can put Austin Powers to shame Like, oh yeah, just change your leg length. This is so great because look at this thing, this is wonderful.

Speaker 1 23:14

Can I have my back done too?

Speaker 2 23:17

Probably next. Yeah, earlier this year we did another chest hair, different guy, different stories. It was a personal thing and I'm going sure it is. And then we did a leg hair.

Speaker 1 23:31

Leg hair.

Speaker 2 23:31

Interesting. I said please explain that to me. What the hell would you want that for? And he goes look, I got these white pasty legs. I get excited every spring. Hey, I get to put shorts on and go out and everyone goes, hey, what are you doing?

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Speaker 2 23:44

Are you shaving your legs or what? Yeah, you're whistling. And so I just did a few sprinkles of some leg hair. So I looked like a normal guy with some leg hair and I thought, well, the reason is sound. I guess there's a lot of reasons people come in here. So we did that too.

Speaker 1 24:02

So this is the original canceled radio guys Bought to you by. You've got hair problems. Come see Bailey.

Speaker 2 24:11

Yeah, I just have to say you can't make this shit up. That TikTok thing just freaking, blew me away. I know like with podcasts, there's just so much stuff out there and topics can be really weird you know, because everyone can do a podcast if they want to.

Speaker 2 24:24

It doesn't mean nobody's going to listen to it or it's not going to go anywhere. I mean, usually they do those weird topics like that. They'll do maybe four episodes and then they're gone. Then the next one comes on and they just go, go, go. They won't listen to podcasts or Dateline stuff. They extend the mysteries, People like that stuff. You know, so I can see that the Rogan thing is still big out there.

Speaker 1 24:44

You know, just by the way, Rogan has a microphone like this, so you will have Rogan.

Speaker 2 24:49

Well, I explain it. I've heard him talk on the show and it sounds like your microphone. Here I am. Hey, let me tell you about the chest hair guy. Okay, he can't do that show he bleeds that shit.

Speaker 2 25:02

They think the world is flat. Sadly, Last week it sounded like a tin can compared to Costello there. I think it's just worth. We should just go on and spend some time, just, you know, browse through TikTok and just find whatever weird crap is out there. Just join it and listen and see what the hell they're talking about. It's really scary. These people are freaking lonely nuts, you know.

Speaker 1 25:29

Mm-hmm, and we know which way they voted too.

Speaker 2 25:35

Before that outlet? Where would they go to dispute this crap? I mean, you know, and their passion, their argument? You don't know what you're talking about. That doesn't prove the world's round. You don't know it's flat, it always has been. They're bullshitting it. That it's round. I'm going, God dang it. Let me see.

Speaker 1 25:53

I'm looking at a picture from the moon of the Earth, and it's like this Now People have sailed around the world.

Speaker 2 26:02

We've sent people up in space and they get to look at the Earth from space it doesn't look flat to me and they orbit around the world. They have arguments it's a government conspiracy. They want us to think that it's round when it's really flat. I would go why would the government want us to think that it's round instead of flat? What's the advantage of that? I'd have to jump in and call a bunch of stinking, lonely-ass losers.

Speaker 1 26:26

Yeah, you know what this is from a page of. I Told you. So Our commander-in-chief has decided that he wants to run for a third term. He's already started. Yeah, he already started.

Speaker 2 26:44

That would make him 82, 83 years old by the time that happens. Oh yeah, he already started. That would make him 82, 83 years old by the time that happened.

Speaker 1 26:50

He'll be dead by then.

Speaker 2 26:52

Well, I don't want to be. He'll be dead in a couple of years.

Speaker 1 26:55

No, no, no, He'll be dead.

Speaker 2 26:58

His dad lived to be mid to upper 90s. They get that longevity gene going.

Speaker 1 27:03

You see what he eats.

Speaker 2 27:04

You see it, he's moving around, he's fine.

Speaker 1 27:07

You know what he eats? All that garbage. Yeah well, all that. I mean he's got so many preservatives in it that it's probably preserving him.

Speaker 2 27:17

Ah, that's the key. Yeah, eat that processed meat. Yeah, the preservatives Okay. And also, if you turn the hamburger sideways, it's flat. I beg to differ, let's go on TikTok and we'll do a show and we'll argue about that. Damn. So, like I just told you right there, I don't spend enough time going through all that crap on TikTok. You know I usually do a deeper dive into it. Besides the obvious, what's trending in videos and this?

Speaker 1 27:45

cute thing.

Speaker 2 27:46

There's some weird shit in there, oh yeah, no doubt there's more weird shit than I ever thought. I mean people still arguing about that and they're damn dead serious and they do it 24-7. Some guys sign up and go to bed and there's two other guys that take their place and you keep it going. It's crazy.

Speaker 1 28:04

Well, next time I get really bored, I know what I'll do then.

Speaker 2 28:07

Well, I'm just saying if you, the ladies you want to hop onto, that, if you ever want to do anything, you want to sell them anything or give them to do anything, just go in there. You're attractive and just say what you want them to do and damn it. They'll do it. They think they have a shot at you. They will do it.

Speaker 1 28:23

They'll do it. Changing the subject now, Last part.

Speaker 2 28:29

I was the nice lady who said because when the guy came up to the bridge, he goes don't tell them. Don't tell them I'm here and don't tell them that you know anything about it, because they're embarrassed by it. Well, they freaking should be embarrassed by it, so we can't say anything to them. I don't know if it, so we can't say anything to them. I know it's a TikTok patient or not, you know, but we're not allowed to say anything to them. It's like a secret society.

Speaker 1 28:53

Well, well, it's a hundred thousand a year. Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 28:56

I can say there's like a white guy flat, but you know a black guy round, but you know it's a flat round. Okay, so you go ahead, got to beat. Okay, go ahead, got to beat that stuff. Go ahead, Be what I got there.

Speaker 1 29:08

Go ahead. Well, you can't really. But you know we were talking about football. Of course we got the Super Bowl coming up and I said last week when we did our last show that I'll root for Philadelphia because if anybody everybody, I always root for loses, they just do, it just happens. So unfortunately that went a little awry, didn't it? Philadelphia?

Speaker 2 29:38

Yeah, you know, but I couldn't help. I can't not fake not wanting to root for Buffalo, which I said at the end of the year. This is the year Buffalo's kind of going to do it. There. They are one game away, just like they were last year at the same time.

Speaker 2 29:51

They lost by a field goal last year as well too. They've lost four times in that NFC Championship game to try to get the Super Bowl. I don't know. Josh Allen, I think, is great. It's got to be messing with his head. I mean, it's like he's right there on the brink. All that hard work every year and their team is good and they fall one game short of getting there.

Speaker 1 30:13

It's got to be fucking you up after that, like Susan Lucci.

Speaker 2 30:20

And I think Josh will finally do it. It's just sad he's in his prime and he just can't get there. I know how all the golfers felt when Tiger was at his prime. No one can beat Tiger. They're having great years, but can't freaking beat Tiger, Can't freaking top.

Speaker 2 30:36

Brady. Now they're his homies. Having a guy like Josh Allen right there on the cusp, it's just a shame. It's the first time I've ever seen him. After a game like that, he usually gets up, he shakes hands, he's walking off. He's sitting on the bench this time just sitting with his head down, and I'm going. He's finally in. He's going. What do I have to do?

Speaker 3 31:00

What is?

Speaker 1 31:01

this deal. I don't know what I'm going to do this weekend. No football, good, oh, he's there, oh, okay, so there is football, okay.

Speaker 2 31:12

It's flag football and other crazy little silly games. Oh.

Speaker 1 31:14

I saw the flag football thing. That might be kind of interesting.

Speaker 2 31:17

They used to do this. I guess in my real game they always didn't play hard because they didn't want to get hurt because of the Pro Bowl, but at least they were out there. It was always in Hawaii so the Hawaiians got to see the NFL players. They were great. Players are happy they're in Hawaii. The locals are happy to get autographs and pictures and stuff. But, now it's like in Orlando oh is it, it's flag football.

Speaker 1 31:43

But I think Hawaiians are still lucky because all the football stars are there. That's a shame. I would have gone to Hawaii for that.

Speaker 2 31:49

The question is is a miracle? Is a miracle? Is a miracle that? The question is is America, america by a sick of Patrick Mahomes and the chiefs in, as in Superbowl every year, it hit the point where they're. They're going, not them. I got Jesus, yeah.

Speaker 1 32:02

Well, I think this would be their final year of uh uh, of of being the darlings.

Speaker 2 32:09

Homies, young guy man, he's got many years ahead.

Speaker 1 32:12

No, I'm not saying that he won't, I'm just saying that you know people will be tired of him by them going.

Speaker 2 32:17

Oh yeah, it's like you have Taylor Swift effect as well, already too.

Speaker 1 32:22

Well, it goes in threes. It's like you have a hit album.

Speaker 2 32:25

Yeah, yeah, it's great.

Speaker 1 32:28

Can't wait for the next one, and then the third one comes on. They just sold out Maybe an excellent album.

Speaker 2 32:35

People are saying football now is rigged, so I'm going. No, it's not rigged, so they make history. The Chiefs go ahead and win, which I think they will do. This is a repeat of Super Bowl. Two years ago was the Eagles and the Chiefs and Chiefs beat them Once again. Every Chiefs game it comes down to the end very close game, but Chiefs won. So they'll want people then to win this year because that would be something that's never been done before winning three Super Bowls in a row. So after they win that they've achieved the goals. The next year people are going to go. Can we get Josh in there in Buffalo? Somebody, anybody, you know.

Speaker 1 33:10

I think it's probably one more year. You know what's going to happen is our shit-given-in-control is going to have an executive order going. Chiefs can't win, sorry. Look, executive order. See that I'll tell you what. We'll take them all down to the Gulf of America.

Speaker 2 33:28

Gulf of America, america, you may not be, around to see you next year's Super Bowl once I deport you well, I'm you laugh, but I have a friend who told me he could, and he could send you out of here, you a citizen. No, get him out get out of here.

Speaker 1 33:47

How long you been here, get out of here family's on the news.

Speaker 2 33:51

He's lived here for years. He's worked here. He's lived here for years. He's worked here for years. We've raised two kids here. Don't give a crap, he's not an American citizen. Here he goes, yeah, get out of here. Yeah, I think your only safe thing is because you're from England. You're not from Panama or Nicaragua or Mexico.

Speaker 1 34:13

I am the right lack of color.

Speaker 2 34:15

You are, yeah, you're an albinos, I think.

Speaker 1 34:17

Oh no, not that bad. A little bit of tan from Hawaii, tiny bit.

Speaker 2 34:22

If you go out in public speaking Spanish, they'll go show me your card. Oh can you imagine?

Speaker 1 34:30

Because now the local police God help us can now act as ICE agents.

Speaker 2 34:36

But most cities are refusing to do that.

Speaker 1 34:39

Some cities, the blue cities mostly.

Speaker 2 34:43

Well in Denver, they're not helping, they refuse to help. So ICE has to do it all on their own. They've done it in Denver pretty hard the last couple of days Vegas. I haven't really heard too much about that happening.

Speaker 1 34:55

Vegas is blue, so you're good there.

Speaker 2 34:58

No you're in red.

Speaker 1 35:02

It's blue, isn't? It Red is Trump, blue is liberal, okay, but I mean, the basis of Vegas is blue, always had been.

Immigration and Deportation Speculation

Speaker 2 35:13

Trump came here after he wanted to thank Vegas and Nevada for voting him in, because they haven't voted red in 20 years for him. So he's going to go. I'm going to get them immigrants out of here.

Speaker 1 35:25

Boy, I tell you what they have a field day in Vegas, jeez, I mean.

Speaker 2 35:33

So I'm not everyone's expecting him because he wants to do a favor back that. He came to Vegas to keep his promise he goes. I promise you no tax on tips. I just want to come say thank you and I'll keep my promise. Next promise is the Emirates group here in South ICE. Hasn't hit here in Vegas yet, but the local news says they expect it to be some action end of this weekend.

Speaker 1 35:52

You know, here's the thing news says they expect it to be some action into this weekend. Here's the thing. See what they'll do is they said they have pictures of all these immigrants on this plane and everything they said. The plane never took off.

Speaker 2 36:05

What did they do with it?

Speaker 1 36:06

Did they put a plane in the street?

Speaker 2 36:07

Did they put them back in the?

Speaker 1 36:08

desert, put them back in lockup, I guess. But that's the whole thing. It's a conspiracy, it's a ruse. So all the guys back in Panama and Colombia and all those kind of the country that is, they're all going like, oh shit, america, you can't go there anymore. That's the idea. Okay, that's what I think, because you can't deport 11 million people. It's not possible. And if you did, this country would grind to a halt very quickly. The economy would be totally shot.

Speaker 2 36:44

They're going to do it every day, one immigrant at a time.

Speaker 3 36:47

Okay, the local government is saying here they're giving people a warning.

Speaker 2 36:52

They're going knocking the door on those folks. Don't answer If they don't have a warrant, don't let them in. They're just saying do you have rights? You don't have to like go. Oh here, help me, take me out, take me out, you know.

Speaker 1 37:06

Oh well, you asked for it, I mean.

Speaker 2 37:07

I know Costello was hands behind his back. God dang it. I've been here three years Some I was hands behind his back, god dang it.

Speaker 1 37:11

I've been here three years. Some bitch.

Speaker 2 37:13

I mean they were Might bring my motorcycle with me. Been here for like two decades plus. Raise your families here, don't?

Speaker 1 37:20

care. You never care. It's four decades.

Speaker 2 37:22

They think you came here illegally, but you still did no, no.

Speaker 1 37:28

I was here legally, I just overstayed, that's all. There's a big difference, but they did try to deport me quite a few times and I think I told you that story.

Speaker 2 37:44

Let me find the ice agent hotline.

Speaker 1 37:48

You know what?

Speaker 2 37:49

When I lived in West Virginia, I got a bridge for you in South Carolina Bridge in South Carolina, go get it, holy shit, there's at least two of us no bridge in South Carolina, unless they made a wrong turn or something.

Speaker 1 38:00

But you know what? Here's the thing when I lived in West Virginia and shared that house with Chaz which, just by the way, for those who don't know, chris and I used to work together many years ago, he was my boss way back, way back when and we had this other guy called Chaz who was part of the morning zoo crew he wasn't he was, but it was. It was Chris's thing. Anyhow, we rented a house together and many, many interesting things happened. But anyway, I finally got a phone and I looked up the phone and I was getting these odd phone calls from people. It turned out we had the X number of the Secret Service in Charleston, west Virginia.

Speaker 2 38:39

Why would there be Secret Service there anyway? Well, who knows? Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 38:45

I mean you want a place to disappear next to Columbia, South Carolina, Charleston, West Virginia. You can look right next to there. They're never going to look for you there.

Speaker 2 38:54

I'm sorry to be like Chaz, who's disappeared in Texas.

Speaker 1 38:57

No, I know exactly where he is.

Speaker 2 39:00

I know where he is. But the quick question is why does he not speak to us? What did you do? What did you?

Speaker 1 39:06

do Me? I think you still, yeah, but you fired him the same day. You fired me.

Speaker 2 39:17

I didn't fire you. I took him every station I went to, except for one of the last ones I went to. I didn't take him. There was nobody open. I had no need. The staff was full. I can't fire someone and bring him in. I think he pissed him off, I don't know, so he wound up going Could be Well.

Speaker 1 39:36

It's true. It's true. I think it was David Chandler, the GM, who fired me. I think Exactly that's a long time ago.

Speaker 2 39:43

David Chandler who fired you. He's a little country boy from South Carolina, like where you are, except he lives right below you. Still, he lives down in Charleston.

Annual Doke Awards and Microphones

Speaker 1 39:53

Yeah, he does. Oh, you all remember, we called him.

Speaker 2 39:56

Yeah, that's what I was going to say, you remember?

Speaker 1 39:58

when we got together with Duke.

Speaker 2 40:02

It was funny because we called this guy our old gentleman and he goes well. It's really good to hear from you guys. Well bye. Really short conversation. It's good to hear from you guys. Really good. Yep, yep, I'm retired. Have some fun out on the water. Okay, well bye. Well, he happened to hear from us.

Speaker 1 40:21

Oh well, you know certainly his favorite DJ, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 40:24

I think it's because we have. Doug on the phone. He's going. Oh, that's freaking, doug. Good reminder, because in March is the Academy Awards, which means in March is our annual Doke Awards and the dokes.

Speaker 1 40:39

We'll have to Explain what the dokes are I'm going to put up a picture Of the doke when we get to March.

Speaker 2 40:47

I can show it yet twice, for all the fun. When we get to March awards season, I'm going to hold up and go. This is the dope and people will go. Oh my God.

Speaker 1 40:57

Hey, you know what we're about. Time to wrap up now. You know that.

Speaker 2 40:59

Oh, thank you, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 41:02

Yeah, well, you see how it goes. So of course, the original canceled radio guys radio show, radio radio radio, brought to you by Chris and Costello.

Speaker 3 41:15

A poronoko.

Speaker 2 41:17

Hopefully a poronoko, and if you're going to bend over and take the squeal this week. Dip shits in the TikTok channel and think the world is flat. Give it to them, Do that. Stick to it, right.

Speaker 1 41:31

We should almost mention that the original Cancel Radio guys is, of course, thought and conceived by Mr Chris Bailey and Aiden Abedda, by myself, costello, and who we produced by.

Speaker 2 41:51

Chesney from Chesney.

Speaker 1 41:53

Of course I was forgetting. I was doing that just to. I was going to make a Taylor Swift joke in there, but it all fell apart.

Speaker 2 42:04

Never mind, I was going to ask you about your tone you bass if your microphone just to linger a little bit longer.

Speaker 1 42:13

My new microphone. Well, you'll have one next week, I will have one next week For you dipshits on TikTok.

Speaker 2 42:19

You think you're on a sweat? Stick it, Squeal them.

Speaker 1 42:22

Squeal them. Here we go. Squeal them Nasty, nasty and on that note, that is goodbye, chesney.

Speaker 2 42:39

You can turn it off now what the fuck am I supposed to do with that thing?

Speaker 1 42:46

what the, what the, what the hell.