The Cancelled Radio Guys
Chris and Costello - Things we couldn't do or say on the radio...Chris and Costello worked in big market radio together in another life, now they bring you a rather skewed version of what's happening...interviews, attitudes, and reviews all in an interesting and captivating way, somewhat irreverent.
That's what you should expect from an American radio icon (Chris Bailey) and a man who only has one name...and turned his back on Queen and country, Costello (He's from England).
The Cancelled Radio Guys
The Inauguration, Football Madness, and Why We Can't Behave!
This week, we’re breaking down the latest inauguration shenanigans, diving into playoff predictions, and of course, getting into trouble along the way.
From politics to sports drama and the questionable life choices that got us here, no topic is off-limits.
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Oh, this is Chris.
Speaker 2:This is Costello. I don't know why I'm doing this, but Chris is doing it.
Speaker 1:I'm a little hyper now. I get hyper. I can't just do this, I just can't do this to give me that nervous energy, you know? No, I want to see what a bobblehead. I felt like being a bobblehead doll.
Speaker 2:Yeah, now that makes your microphone sound really horrible.
Speaker 1:Yes, of course I know how to makes your microphone sound really horrible. Yes, of course.
Speaker 2:It's real like this. Of course it's going to. I know how to piss him off.
Speaker 1:Yes, you do. So what's the here? You are back from your big adventure to Hawaii yes, my hangout as well too and now you're back to I mean so-called. I've been conducting a survey since I came back, and now you're back to a city known as Columbia, scotland.
Speaker 2:I've been conducting a survey since I came back and let me see, I had this lady come around here today and try to sell me insurance. And she's lived here all her life and guess what she doesn't like it here. And I went to the bank yesterday and I spoke to the woman there as I had to do some business there and she's worked in that bank for 33 years and guess what she doesn't like it here, but she's been there 33 years.
Speaker 1:I don't like it here. She's been there 33 years. Why didn't she?
Speaker 2:move. That's what I said. Why didn't she move Too much effort?
Speaker 1:Too much effort. How fat was she, anyway.
Speaker 2:So here we are, stuck on the original, cancelled Radio Guys podcast, and welcome to one and all, or welcome to one, maybe.
Speaker 1:I have a little time to Talk about. Somebody really special today, right now, if I could. A guy who's made a part of my regular radio show Back in the day died this week. His name was Al Stein. He went by Famous Uncle Al. He was 87 years old. Next week he would have been 88. Super guy, what he did. He's from New York. He just wanted to talk like this. This is me, famous Uncle Al.
Speaker 1:He wanted to come to a place, I guess, where it's less crowded, be near the ocean. So he moved down to the Chesapeake Bay in the Atlantic Ocean and he opened what is known as famous Uncle Al's hot dogs. And he opened quite a few of them. They had a chain all over the mid Atlantic and things like that, and he was a major part of my show. Sometimes we'd do events there at one of his places give away free hot dogs and stuff for breakfast, because the show was on Yum 30 to 10, it's like who wants to be a part of that? We took the Oscar Mayer Weeding Mobile there.
Speaker 1:He was just. You know, if we needed an event or a place to do something, he was always come on over. Let's do it here, have it in the parking lot, set the tent up, get the food out, bring people by, so on and so forth. Plus, he was just a character and a personality anyway. So he still, even to this day, has pictures of me holding a damn monkey. You know, because we were at the zoo and that monkey about bit my damn ear off and he still got those. I call them. Monkey about bit my damn ear off and he still got those, I call them. He always framed my picture up there that I was sort of doing something. He pictures me and he made copies. They're in all of his famous Uncle Al's. Okay, I said it's a real honor to be up there on the wall of grease in your story.
Speaker 2:You know what that monkey biting your ear off Trump would have called an assassination attempt.
Speaker 1:We weren't so lucky.
Speaker 2:No, he's still with us.
Speaker 1:You get the Secret Service watching you, okay, you just keep it up. But anyway he's just a super guy. I was just so sad to hear that this week because he was just like. For years, you know, I've had him on the show. He was. Of course he was a big Mets fan Me being from Atlanta, I'm a Braves fan. We're in the same division, you know. I said Mets haven't been crap for years and Braves have been really special. So it drove him nuts. But he was a New Yorker through and through. I always loved his beloved Mets. I thought they'd come through one day. Never did.
Speaker 1:Sorry, al, but famous Uncle Al. I call him this, but I look back at it and it makes me sound like a pedophile. I call him famous Uncle Al the kiddie's pal. He called himself that. I'm going, al, you sound like a freaking sexual deviant. I wouldn't call myself famous Uncle Al the kiddie's pal. What do you mean? Because he did. You know, because he's the kiddies pile. I picked up on it right away. It sounds like come to the hot dog place and bring your kids, because for Uncle Al the pedophile, Uncle Al, the kiddies pile and pedophile.
Speaker 2:See the famous Uncle Al.
Speaker 1:I found out about it because it was like he was so well known and we put him on the map and he put himself on the map just having good food. His son, roger, has taken over stuff, his daughter is there too and they just run those things like he did. He just made a lot of friends. When we put him on the air on my show it became like big-time family stuff. Everybody goes hey, family, it's Uncle Al, they come by to see him at events and stuff. Everybody goes hey, family, it's Uncle Al, they come by to see him at events and stuff. He was super. So how I found out is because they did a big article on the streaming device in the newspaper. It says on the newspaper and also they put it on their website as well too. I saw it that way, so I didn't know he's got a memorial service next week.
Speaker 1:It was a celebration of life. I wish I could be there, but it would be a lot of fun. But I'll send something down there, just a video message or whatever.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that would be nice, Would you?
Speaker 1:get a note of him. Costello, You'd like him as a guy. He was a really smart guy.
Speaker 2:He was. Hey, look at this. You see this underneath there, what that's called lighting. This is I guess I missed a bit shaving. You see, I'm going to.
Speaker 1:It's like you're growing a retarded goatee.
Speaker 2:It's retarded, all right, hey, so listen. Hawaii was absolutely wonderful.
Speaker 1:Just cut me off, I'm just fine. Just go ahead and change this out.
Speaker 2:Cut me off, I'm sorry, I thought you said Just go ahead, just change the show, cut me off. I'm sorry, I thought you said Costello, what's?
Speaker 1:going on. I thought you were done. You've been done. You've been done. Who else has done? You said quite about Hawaii. You're too depressed being back where you live. Oh well, you know, but just real. We got to call Joy, the Jewish troll who used to live in my basement.
Speaker 1:He knew famous Uncle Al as well too, and of course I don't know. If you know, I have to let him know. He may not even know. Joey knows everything. He probably does. He does Famous Uncle Al, stellar guy. He'll be greatly missed. Hell of a guy. Enjoyed those years we had together on my show.
Speaker 2:So from the cancelled guys to Uncle Al.
Speaker 1:Famous Uncle Al the kiddie pal. I said don't put that on a T-shirt, whatever you do. He had a famous Uncle Al T-shirt. I said but don't put the kiddie's pal in there, okay, you'll get picked up.
Speaker 2:Where's that first word Trump's pal About? The same thing.
Speaker 1:So now you're back. You're back in Columbia, jesus.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes, I am. Do I have to talk about that? I suppose, so why have?
Speaker 1:you been all that freaking way and how many days were you in Hawaii?
Speaker 2:Five days.
Speaker 1:Five days.
Speaker 2:It would have been nice to be longer, and I was supposed to stay in Vegas longer too, but I guess everybody else had a job to get back to, and I think Also there was a package that Alison bought.
Speaker 1:For Hawaii. I'm sure I'm surprised you didn't stay in Vegas. You can hang out at your daughter's house while she goes to work. Maybe she doesn't trust you being there. It kicked me out.
Speaker 2:Leave me her. You can hang out at your daughter's house while she goes to work. Maybe she doesn't trust you being there. It kicked me out.
Speaker 1:No, yeah, leave me her new Tesla. I can't leave you home alone in my house. I can't trust you. You've got to rob me blind man.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, right right, she probably wouldn't even let me drive a Tesla either. I didn't ask her, but you know.
Speaker 1:I'm looking at you five days in hawaii I'm looking where's the tan I was.
Speaker 2:It's called factor 40, I think. Hey, I even wore shorts. Not only did I wear shorts, but I actually went in the ocean a couple of times. Hey, it was great, yeah where's the tan?
Speaker 1:you got to get back to. Where's the tan it?
Speaker 2:wasn't that hot man. It was only like in the 70s, 80s, tops.
Speaker 1:You know how black I turn. If it's 70s, put me out there in 75 degrees. You'll see nothing but teeth and eyeballs next week on the show.
Speaker 2:Well, well, I'm right.
Speaker 1:I tell you I hung out at the beach. Every day you ate some really good food, oh yes, what's your luau?
Speaker 2:What's?
Speaker 1:that, spam, spam, tacos, they do that.
Speaker 2:Did you eat like a tuna poke bowl, poke fish? No, we did poke. Did do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah Went and did that. That was good, but the thing was awful. How was the luau? Well, the luau was rather sad. Actually. It was a weeky, weeky weeky. A weeky, weeky weeky. It was on the roof of a convention center.
Speaker 1:You know, a new house must be in the sand down at the beach.
Speaker 2:And the pig was in a dish, a dish Already cut up yes, it was a pork buffet, is what it was, which was rather you know. And the guy who was sitting with us said hey, I'm going to try and get the apple out of the pig. I said you better try and find the pig first.
Speaker 1:Because, today. Wow, sounds like the poor man's Columbia, South Carolina little album?
Speaker 2:I think it was, but who cares? It was fun. I was with my kids and she did all that. She arranged everything. She also arranged for herself to jump out of an airplane with a parachute.
Speaker 1:Did she do it?
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was the second time. And you, no, no, did you? She said, no, you can't. Did you climb a mountain? Did you go up a volcano? We did drive. Climb a mountain? You go up a volcano. We did drive up a mountain and see around the rim of a volcano.
Speaker 1:But we spent a lot of time at the beach mainly, and I wanted to go.
Speaker 2:I wanted to go to yeah, but I wanted to go to Pearl Harbor. But it was incredibly expensive. It was like a hundred dollars per person.
Speaker 1:You know, I thought that was like a. I'm shocked. I thought it was like a national monument, as it should be. Why are they charging $100 to go look at Pearl Harbor, for that should be open.
Speaker 2:That's what I was told, so that didn't happen. But that didn't matter, because we also went to the pineapple plantation the Dole Plantation. That was kind of funky. Did you get some pineapple samples? Oh yes, hell yeah, it's good too Good eating that stuff, dude there's a beach, there's some good food, a couple of things.
Speaker 1:Water was beautiful. The mountain around, I'm sure, is absolutely gorgeous. The weather everything.
Speaker 2:Fabulous man, I loved it.
Speaker 1:Did you meet a female Hawaiian lady there by any chance?
Speaker 2:Did I what? Meet a female Hawaiian lady? Hawaiian lady? No, unfortunately not. I'd have to go to one. I think you'd have to get away from Waikiki to do that, because it's just full of tourists Well they work there.
Speaker 1:That's how you meet them. They work there.
Speaker 2:Oh well, well, yeah, that's true. Yeah, I could, but you know I had to behave myself because I'm with my daughters. You see, not like, not like the old days, mate, but those days you wouldn't give a shit, had a great time. Now he's being a responsible daddy. Okay, yeah, bugger it. Oh well, no, but it was it, it was, I mean, it was really very cool. And on the way back right, um, I this is a sort of thoughtful thing that my daughter does she gives me a seat with extra leg room. Okay, that's good, I'm six, two, not a big deal, because the guy who sat next, he was 6'10".
Speaker 1:What does he do? Does he pay back small anytime?
Speaker 2:No, no, nothing like that. He's an older guy, he's a sales rep for something. We'll get into that. But I just looked at him and said Jesus, how tall are you Not like? Nobody ever says that to him, but I did. I don't care, I don't give a shit. 6'10" man, geez, 6'10" huge. 6'10" man, jeez, 6'10" Huge, huge, huge. He was Very nice too. Yeah, I thought he was a musician at first, but no, he wasn't. How did that extra leg room work for him? Just fitting Just like that much to spare, was he?
Speaker 1:in the middle seat.
Speaker 2:We're on the bulkhead too. We're on the bit that goes, not just extra between seat and seat. There's nothing in front of us. That's good. You had the emergency exit over there, right? Yes, we had the emergency exit.
Speaker 1:That's what you want man stretching your legs out. Yeah, they charge you extra for those seats, but I always take them too, so I can just stretch them out man, they do them, they do they do, which is a bit of a scam, hey.
Speaker 2:And on the way back also they didn't have those video screens anyway.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, you didn't watch any tv, no movies, huh well, unless you.
Speaker 2:I figured it out when I finally found where it said you can, you know, get onto our app and do it that way and like like tiny print. So I did that and I managed to watch Joker. That was good, the first one.
Speaker 1:The first Joker was good. The second Joker, which came out last year, is up for the Harvard University Razzie Awards as the worst movie, and it should be the Joker in the Nuthouse with Lady Gaga. Let's sing.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm going to have to watch it, the joint with Lady Gaga. Let's see, you know what I'm going to have to watch it now, because you know I like Lady Gaga. I think she's cool.
Speaker 1:I love Lady Gaga. Everyone makes a tanker once in a while. What are you going to do, right? Everyone makes a crap movie. I mean, let's look at the Oscar nominations came out. Have you seen any of the movies that are out? No, the Oscar nominations came out. Have you seen any of the movies that are out? Have you seen Wicked?
Speaker 2:No, I haven't seen Wicked. And I was going to go and see Wicked and they told me everybody sang in it. I was like I don't want to see that.
Speaker 1:I saw Challengers was the day, but that was Golden Globe. I didn't get any Oscar nominations. I was kind of surprised at that, so I saw that one.
Speaker 2:Now usually, usually there's a remember that Poor Things or something it was called no, that was nominated and then it came back and it won. That was brilliant. That was a brilliant movie and I kept saying I want to see that, I want to see it, and it kind of disappeared for a while. Poor Things, I think it was called.
Speaker 1:Yeah something like that. I keep waiting for the next Ernest movie. Ernest Goes to South Carolina. Those are the type of movies I like.
Speaker 2:Oh well, that's running as a feature. It just came out here.
Speaker 1:Down there at the big cineplex.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and you get yourself some free Brahms as well. You remember Ernest and Ernest movies.
Speaker 1:Right, I remember those yes, yeah, remember, ernest, know what I mean. Is he dead.
Speaker 2:He died years ago, long time ago. Did he die fairly young? Did he Quite young, in his 40s, maybe 50, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1:Ernest doing crack or something? What the hell did he do?
Speaker 2:Ernest doing crack? Poor old Ernest Know what I mean.
Speaker 1:I think you should have a teacher saying know what you mean?
Speaker 2:Oh crap Big weekend.
Speaker 1:This is the championship weekend, dude. Besides, he's going. What did I have to put up with? You have to what Come on?
Speaker 2:What the hell is that, oh my God. You got a freaking raccoon in the studio there we go. Sorry about that. Listeners and viewers in particular, we now have a cat.
Speaker 1:How'd Get that raccoon in there?
Speaker 2:It's funny because you can't see her.
Speaker 1:I saw a big ball of fur like a raccoon. To me she looks rabid. I think she looks kind of rabid.
Speaker 2:She is not rabid. Don't you say such a thing about my cat.
Speaker 1:No, she's in good shape. This weekend, you ready Championship weekend, man. Buffalo is taking on Kansas City in Kansas City and, of course, the Washington Commanders taking on Philadelphia in Philadelphia. One of those two games will be going to the Super Bowl. I heard of that Barely. I mean you damn Brit.
Speaker 2:I remember the Super Bowl way back when. Okay, so it's going to be Buffalo, isn't it? I hope so, man.
Speaker 1:I've been pulling for Buffalo for so long. They're due. Josh Allen is due. He's great. He went to college right above us at the University of Wyoming. No one thought he was worth the ride. John Elway Denver Broncos, who was the general manager at the time, says my biggest boo-boo as general manager that I did not draft Josh Allen and we all thought that he would because he's in what he likes. He's tall. We thought he was uncontrollable, he was a wild passer. I'm just going, you, stinking idiot, you let him go. That's exactly what you need too. Okay, he's not the GM anymore. So, anyway, we had to wait years and years and years. Now we finally have Bo next, but we're not in the playoffs. So who cares? It's Josh Allen, buffalo time.
Speaker 1:I love Patrick Mahomes. Who the hell does not? He's great, talented, super. But, dude, you've got to lose one. You guys aren't. I mean, you've gotten by on wins this year just because you're a talented team, but you haven't blown anybody out. It's Buffalo's turn. They're prime, they're pumped, they're ready. Taylor Swift's going to be there, ooh garbage.
Speaker 2:Ooh. Is she going to sing the halftime song or something? No, man.
Speaker 1:They've got a country I'd do in a half time. But this isn't Super Bowl yet. This is the championship stuff. So my prediction is Buffalo will finally take it and beat Kansas City, and all those Kansassians will go into the deep depression because all they have going for them there is the football. The other game the Washington Commanders used, formally known as the Washington Redskins. Man, it's kind of hard, calling them the Commanders.
Speaker 2:They were Redskins man, it's kind of hard calling them, the Commanders.
Speaker 1:They were Redskins forever.
Speaker 2:They should have called them the Congressmen.
Speaker 1:You wouldn't want that they have no family to work with.
Speaker 2:I don't think they should have changed their name in the first place.
Speaker 1:I know I mean not the Redskins. I don't think it's detrimental to American. Indians, the Congress of Native People, said it's fine with us, we don't mind, my baseball team is still with us Atlanta Braves and we do one of the games. Tomahawk Chop still do that. Florida State University even the Kansas City Chiefs do this stuff. They're the Chiefs.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. So shut up all you little schools, even when they sing a national anthem.
Speaker 1:It's the last time they go in the home of the and they all yell Chiefs, set it free, you know. So they're getting Brilliant stuff. They're getting slightly obnoxious. It's time for Buffalo to knock them out. There you go Bill's Mafia, buffalo Wings. Bill's Mafia, buffalo Wings. Bill's, mafia, buffalo Wings. Okay, and who are you going to pick for Washington Commanders versus Philadelphia Eagles? I love watching that rookie quarterback, jaden Daniels. Man, he's pretty awesome. I'm picking Washington over Philadelphia because you know what can't stand Philadelphia so got to go.
Speaker 2:True, I like that. Now here's the thing If I pick Philadelphia, they'll lose, because anything I pick, I'll pick Philadelphia.
Speaker 1:And pick Kansas City while you're at it too, okay.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't pick Philadelphia anyway. I don't like the place, I don't like the team.
Speaker 1:There's nothing about that place. You don't like the fans. I hate their theme song At the end of the game. When they win, they go Fly Eagles, fly, Fly, go, fly eagles, fly, fly, eagles, fly, fly, fly.
Speaker 2:It's just oh, Fly like an eagle.
Speaker 1:That would be better if they sang that, but they don't. So my prediction is I'm going Buffalo and Washington and you're picking games. You're picking, of course. You're picking the Eagles and Kansas City. Hopefully you're picking those. They'll both lose.
Speaker 2:I'm picking those because they'll probably lose, although Will you be watching the games tomorrow, sir? Tomorrow, Saturday. You know what I do I usually watch the fourth quarter.
Speaker 1:So you'll have to go outside to adjust your antenna outside the house to get them right.
Speaker 2:No, I've got the antenna inside now.
Speaker 1:It's called the cable system of South.
Speaker 2:Carolina.
Speaker 1:Everybody. Turn your antennas this way. Turn them to the north, turn to this, turn to this, and then I can get the game Okay.
Speaker 2:Do you know what it snowed here yesterday? You would have thought we were having like a snow a, a, a snow NATO or something. Did you get?
Speaker 1:a dusting Three to four inches.
Speaker 2:Do you know, we got like that much, which is like a trace Do you get a dusting, you get a dusting, yeah, dusting.
Speaker 1:A light dusting of cocaine covering the road. That's it. But mind you those.
Speaker 2:I'll help you, that's it.
Speaker 1:But mind you those, I'll help you.
Speaker 2:That's a mummy, okay, the old days, yeah, but here's why they call it Columbia. You see, it all ties in. But anyway, you know, anywhere there was a bit of shadow, there was quite a well, there was enough snow there to make it slippery. Because they don't have snow plows, they had to borrow some from somewhere, I can't remember where.
Speaker 1:You guys got one guy's pickup truck sitting out back with a bag of salt just dumping it as he drives down the road.
Speaker 2:Again, we've got the cat up here again.
Speaker 1:He's rabid.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, there we go. Sorry, that's interesting. She managed to knock your mic right out there.
Speaker 1:Well done Well done, malou, she doesn't like the snow. She doesn't like the snow.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what it is. She wants to be part of the show. So, coming up, we have some new things happening in our show. We've been promising this for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1:We have nude things happening in our show.
Speaker 2:New things. Oh, nude Nude, okay, start taking off.
Speaker 1:Oh please don't. I saw a little neck. How's that, hey baby?
Speaker 2:You didn't shave that either. No, no, no, I missed it. Didn't shave this, didn't shave that. No, no, no, I wouldn't shave that. What would I shave that for?
Speaker 1:So what new things do we have coming up in the Kristen Custode cancelled radio show?
Speaker 2:Well, as you know, we have a new producer coming online and she's fun. Yes, she's hot. Oh, you know what. She'll probably rip up the contract and I'll go. Oh god, no, old man lusting after me, she's hot. Oh, she's hot. Oh, you know what. She'll probably rip up the contrail and go oh God, no, I'll be. So, yeah, old man lusting after me. Ooh, yeah, exactly, Chris, that really helps.
Speaker 1:Let me pick your mighty Cyrus and watch you start doing it.
Speaker 2:Oh, you know what, you know who was at the inauguration? Yeah, didn't something go wrong with?
Speaker 1:the audio. You know what. You know who was at the inauguration?
Speaker 2:Yeah, Danny, danny Ray. Yeah, and didn't something go wrong with the audio? Was that him?
Speaker 1:No, I just think he was just maybe drunk, stupid, or probably both. Even his kids sent him a. Of course they don't do it privately. They put it out there on social media. They said Dad, you need to go get some help After watching your inaugural performance. There's something wrong with you, go get some help. So I guess that's more than the audio then. So when your kids say go get help Oops, sorry, that's the alarm.
Speaker 2:Billy Ray, I'm sorry, but you need some help, buddy. What. I've got a button here that obviously must be doing. Good lord, everything's going on here. No, malou, leave that alone. That's Malou again. Sorry about that. You can't see her because she's dark.
Speaker 1:She's a darky. But yeah, I'm not sure what Billy Ray did. I didn't really see the video of it. I haven't. He was playing with an audio problem. I just think he was just probably drunk, stupid or both, I don't know. So you're getting back to the new things we have coming up. We've got Chesney, so this means what? This?
Speaker 2:is going to mean we're going to do things like getting hold of King Charles III again.
Speaker 1:maybe you know Well, they've been through a lot cancer and all this stuff. You guys see how he's doing right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:But I think maybe we could give away another million dollars. How do you feel about that? Don't have it. Don't tell him that, oh, you didn't have it last time.
Speaker 1:Look, we shot the wad the last time. Okay, we're kind of broke right now, right?
Speaker 2:Yeah, but we're paying $4 a month for the next 100 years.
Speaker 1:He's going to Chesney. What do you want, are we?
Speaker 2:going to the left. So hopefully Chesney will have some great ideas too, because this is coming up for our third anniversary, did you?
Speaker 1:know that Three years, three years of the Chris Costello extravaganza.
Speaker 2:And look how far we've come.
Speaker 1:I was thinking back the other day to all the stuff we've done on this show. I mean people need to go, even though a lot of these things didn't have video with it, we were just doing strictly audio at that time. Let me tell you what man. It's a damn good list. I mean there's some funny stuff, from Uncle Joy, the Jewish troll who lived in my basement, to the gay wrestler, the real guy, to Liberace's you know driver, who really got pissed off. You know We've had King Charles on, we've had Kamala Harris on, we've had Britney Spears on.
Speaker 2:Jesus Christ, britney Spears, we managed to get this thrown off serious.
Speaker 1:No kidding, it's been nuts. If you guys look us up and you're listening to us, you need to go back and pick some certain episodes when we did new radio formats funny as shit. You know there's been some wild stuff on here, so I suggest you go back. There's been some wild stuff on here, so I suggest you go back.
Speaker 1:So we've changed things a little bit since we started doing video. But this year we're going to go back to and bring some of these nut jobs back on. You know, because even the video, that's Chesney's job. She'll produce and edit this stuff, but we're going to start bringing on the whack jobs again. So that's going to be kind of fun. So better hang on and strap yourself again. That's going to be kind of fun. Better hang on, strap yourself in. It's going to be a wild ride. Let's go, let's go.
Speaker 2:Giddy up.
Speaker 1:I'm getting a headache. Good, I got a pillow in my seat. It's really good for a good bouncy cast. Oh, he's a bouncy cast.
Speaker 2:And here on Bouncy Cast FM.
Speaker 1:I'm seeing double. I'm seeing double. Uh-oh, you know something we haven't mentioned, though we're really good about that. What's that? You said nothing about the second inauguration and all the crap he's done since he got in office. All right, We've mentioned nothing about it.
Speaker 2:Well, we did a little mention, but yeah, yeah, well, I mean there's plenty. There'll be plenty of that coming up.
Speaker 1:And, since it was begun, just let it happen. I just thought of one thing, though, because one thing he did was like a lot of federal employees and stuff who got jobs because he said you had to have more I guess for lack of a better term, I'm using variety in your office, so you just can't hire white people. They made them hire diverse people, more minority, more trans, so it's all the diverse hirings. He fired them. All Federal employees said these people have to reapply. You have to get the job based on your own merit. And I think they got their job on their merit anyway, because even though they're trying to say hire more diversity, you know you still got to be qualified for the damn job. I hope so anyway.
Speaker 1:So if you're going to get rid of people for diversity, then why don't we just kind of look down the line here, marcel, okay, the one we just kind of looked down the line at, I said, okay. So let's look at it this way If you live in Florida and you're over 65 years old, get out. You're there for diversity. Okay, because everyone goes to all over the country to Florida, because, hey, that's where you're supposed to go. Add some diversity down to the state, don't?
Speaker 2:be over there. We're talking about going there. Yeah, Get out.
Speaker 1:You've got to get out.
Speaker 2:You know Well the thing about diversity. I mean, they're just God. I mean, look at it. Here's the thing, right, that the people that got in there, they're not necessarily terribly competent, but they're certainly more competent than the people who are going to be firing them.
Speaker 1:Yep. So look at everything that has some diversity to it and just spit it out, just get rid of it. Like say, for example, portland where your daughter lives okay, all lesbians that live there, get out. Yeah.
Speaker 2:That place would be empty.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying. See, they went for diversity and they think it took over. Trump goes get out.
Speaker 2:Well here's the thing he's got a couple of hotels right. He has one in Vegas. Now he's going to tell all the Hispanics to get out.
Speaker 1:He's not going to tell them. He's going to put them on a bus and drive them back. Are you kidding me? So I mean, he raided a workplace in New Jersey yesterday. They also detained some natural-born American citizens and some Army veterans and stuff. Because they go, oh, we've got to check IDs first. You know, once they check IDs, they take one's way. You need to go, they want to, or, okay, stay. For example, if you're from my hometown, atlanta, if you're black, get the hell out. You know, years ago, all these blacks came in because we're adding diversity and it's the majority of the city. Now, if you want to fight Trump rules, yeah. Go someplace else. Well, it is here too. Yeah, if you're in Columbia, south Carolina, if you have a third-grade education get out.
Speaker 2:Here's the thing. This place is so far forward.
Speaker 1:You know, we just got Telemundo New station coming to Columbia tell me I'm starting to carry the Benny Hills bill, or something probably he's in Spanish.
Speaker 1:Ayayay, ayayay not good, it's just going to be a fun ride. We're going to really try to stay away from that stuff unless it's really something, because it's going to be something every day. So I think everyone's being smart so far and just kind of ignoring it, not giving it the big news and stuff, because the first time around it was like no one was used to it. Now everyone kind of knows what to expect, so they're giving it less attention, less pre election.
Speaker 1:He's going well because he ran like the economy sucks, economy sucks. I want to make it. You can buy bread, you can buy eggs, it would be affordable. So he's done nothing towards that and all this other crap. And everyone keeps going. Who gives a rot? He said we got him in there to make life easier, to help with the economy. What you worried about that crap for, why didn't he work on that? And my answer is you voted for him. And my answer is you voted for him Exactly. Yeah, you know you get what you get, so enjoy the next four years. Yeah, unfortunately, we have to suffer with them. That's the only side. I'm just. You know I brought this up just as a little side note, but you'll notice our shows go out throughout the year, there'll be very, very little mention of this stuff, that's right.
Speaker 1:We will not mention the orange shit given anymore Right. So raise your hand and say I swear, I promise, I swear, I promise no Trump mentioned this year. Yeah.
Speaker 2:My fingers are crossed behind my back too.
Speaker 1:The more we mention it, the more we'll be doing this stuff, trying to keep the sanity. What amuses me is that they're also deporting people with green More. We'll be doing this stuff, trying to keep the sanity, yeah.
Speaker 2:What amuses me is that they're also deporting people with green cards, like me.
Speaker 1:I was going to say you know, because you've been here, you're not an American citizen, you weren't born here. Bye-bye, bye-bye now. Bye-bye, have a nice time. You get the queen.
Speaker 2:Wave the queen wave Bye-bye, now Bye-bye, have a nice time. You get the queen wave, the queen wave, bye-bye. You better go off and learn. That's right, that's right.
Speaker 1:The queen wave.
Speaker 2:Oh well.
Speaker 1:Speaking of our wave and bye-bye. It is time to go. Bye-bye, it is indeed, it is Yep.
Speaker 2:Say bye-bye, bye-bye.
Speaker 1:Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye. Who gets to squeal this week? Who?
Speaker 2:gets to squeal this week. Oh hey, should we try and do that and see if it works.
Speaker 1:I just want to do it just for fun. Uncle Al would appreciate it. This is for you, famous Uncle Al. Okay, I would appreciate a good squeal. A good squeal. I got his hot dogs and some squealing.
Speaker 2:Here we go no. I've got you somewhere.
Speaker 1:What was it Edit?
Speaker 2:in Edit, in See you next time, maybe next week, because we used to be religious about doing this every week and it is our intention to do so, and by then, we're going to be.
Speaker 1:We're going to be now because we've got our videos straight, we've got our producers straight, so we'll be rocking this baby every week, and you know what?
Speaker 2:Bailey said he's got to buy a new microphone, yeah, and a new board. He said it, so I'm going to hold him to it.
Speaker 1:Yes, sir, I am.
Speaker 2:So he won't be sounding old teeny.
Speaker 1:That's just my voice.
Speaker 2:It's just, it's just the way. I was going to say open up those, those, those nostrils Okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I was going to say you did that well enough in the eighties. Look at this Party, trick, party, trick. Come on, show it all the way up there and stir it up.
Speaker 1:Give me that amount of cocaine. Get out of here, I've got to go.
Speaker 2:All right, all right, see you then. Bye.
