The Cancelled Radio Guys
Chris and Costello - Things we couldn't do or say on the radio...Chris and Costello worked in big market radio together in another life, now they bring you a rather skewed version of what's happening...interviews, attitudes, and reviews all in an interesting and captivating way, somewhat irreverent.
That's what you should expect from an American radio icon (Chris Bailey) and a man who only has one name...and turned his back on Queen and country, Costello (He's from England).
The Cancelled Radio Guys
Shaduer, Prince Harry & A Sensitive Turd Walk Into A Podcast…
In this laugh-out-loud episode of The Cancelled Radio Guys Podcast, Chris Bailey and Costello dive headfirst into chaos — from soggy Southern weather to sunny Colorado smugness, from NFL draft-day drama to potty-training turds. Yes, really.
🎤 First up: Shaduer Sanders, the golden-armed son of Coach Prime, drops to the FIFTH round of the NFL Draft — and Buff Nation collectively lost its mind. Was it bad interviews? Too much swagger? Gold chains? The Illuminati? Or was he just holding on to the ball for too damn long?
🏈 Meanwhile, Tom Brady calls in (probably not) with some classic “I got picked 199th, suck it up” advice — because nothing says comfort like a 7-time Super Bowl champ giving you a pep talk from his mansion.
Then the guys check in on Prince Harry, who's crying into his Montecito mansion about security guards, lost royal perks, and being stuck in the world’s most passive-aggressive family feud.
💩 Also featured:
A disturbing Huggies commercial with an animated turd who cries (we wish we were kidding)
Diaper blowouts
The Pope (he’s from Chicago now — deal with it)
Morgan Wallen and the Sex Pistols (finally united in the same episode)
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Hello, again You're watching the original canceled radio guys live. These two crazy nuts have another great show for today. We're going to talk about Travis Hunter and his new country Western song. Chris has made a special arrangement with Shano Hunter, the Cleveland Browns new quarterback. Then we have Don Costello with his British connection with a direct line to Prince Harry, and then a short, brief announcement of who the new Pope is. Thank you for watching. Leave a comment, subscribe, talk to you later, bye.
Speaker 2:Hey there, chris, it's the canceled radio guys. That's later. Bye. Hey there, chris, it's the cancelled radio guys. That's you and me.
Speaker 3:Hey there Costello. How's things there in South Carolina, boy, ah wet soggy, Terribly wet and soggy.
Speaker 2:You know, I think I'm going to get some water wings or something. Man, I'm just, you know how about you in Colorado?
Speaker 3:Beautiful sunny day 75 degrees, beautiful, no humidity. We say, ah, sorry. Welcome to Mother's Day.
Speaker 5:I love my mommy. Yes, I do. Oh, yes, you are a mother, yes, I do.
Speaker 2:Oh, yes, you are a mother. Yeah, I am. I wouldn't get something from my mom. But my mom is like a fur, so oh, I'm sorry, my mom's two Long time ago.
Speaker 3:Okay, well then, we just We'll just give her nice thoughts. So instead I'll honor my wife for Mother's Day, because she's a mother, indeed, and my daughter is now a mother, so I'll have those two mothers to deal with, well you can spare one, then Send your daughter over here. I'll send her over with the two five-year-old twins. You just have a good time. I would just be like old times man.
Speaker 2:It's like nothing new to me, good Lord. I mean.
Speaker 3:You know I would have thought I would have lost my hair back then, but apparently not You've been through it, and so I'm excited because it is Mother's Day weekend and we have two big guests today. It's pretty cool and we're excited about one. It's one that's more relevant to us here in Colorado. It was that way until draft day about a week ago. Deion Sanders came in as coach of the University of Colorado. A couple years ago, Coach Prime, he brought his son with him and he brought one of the biggest prospects of college football, travis Hunter with him.
Speaker 3:So for the last two years Buff football is back. It's been exciting. There's the national networks that carry almost every game. For the last two years it's been great. And of course, his son Shadur and Travis Hunter graduated. Travis, his son Shadur and Travis Hunter graduated. Travis Hunter won the Heisman Trophy. He went second selection in the draft.
Speaker 2:He had to go to Jacksonville.
Speaker 3:but what the heck? He'll probably like that, so he'll be a big hero there. And Shadur, they thought we'd go about maybe eight picks later be the top 10.
Speaker 3:So he got to the whole first round. He had like 28, 32 picks and no Shadur. So that was it for day one. Day two they did rounds two and three and no should do it. So things started coming out that he didn't interview. Well, he didn't want to do certain things for certain teams, he didn't care what they thought of him, he thought you know, you guys need me, so on and so forth Attitude.
Speaker 2:it's called attitude man.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, and so it took to the fifth round, pick number like 144, and he finally went. I mean, here in Colorado everyone's like glued to the draft. We're like stressed, going. What's the deal? Even the draft experts are going. This is like a travesty. They thought it was like collusion, they thought it was racial and they thought all kinds of weird stuff. It was like he was being blackballed out, kind of like Colin Kaepernick was a few years ago for kne. Oh God, was that pathetic or what? Yeah, it was like the same thing was happening to him. But finally he picked number 144, cleveland God dang it Picked him up and so he's got a team. But you know, like Tom Brady called and told him he goes. You don't know he goes. Use this as fire to get yourself booked up and going, because Tom Brady was picked number 199. How about that Really?
Speaker 1:Yeah 199.
Speaker 3:How about that Really? Yeah, it was almost near the end. Look what happened to him. Seven-time Super Bowl winner.
Speaker 2:Probably one of the best.
Speaker 3:MVP a few times, Pick number 199. So the point he's trying to say is where you get drafted in it doesn't matter, it's just what you do when you get your chance. You got your chance and we'll talk to you about it in a few minutes as he joins us here on the big Christian Gustavo podcast.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're going to call into him. We'll see if we can get him. We'll get him.
Speaker 3:I told him. I told him that we're calling. Just don't do anything, wait till we call. Don't go buy a new gold necklace or anything like that next to your car, just wait till we call. Okay, he promised that he would. And the other guess is more related to you, because Prince Harry went back to England a couple weeks ago. He's got that case going on where he's trying to get security coverage paid for by England when he comes so he can bring his wife and his kids and he lost again.
Speaker 2:He also just turned 42 as well, not 42, 40.
Speaker 3:Could explain his attitude. Remember, prince Harry used to be carefree loose. He was funny when he first moved to California. He's having a good time. He's laughing and stuff. Man, I hadn't seen Prince Harry smile and laugh.
Speaker 2:Well, that's what getting married and having two kids or three kids, Two kids three kids.
Speaker 3:He lives in a 14 million home in Montecito, california. Okay.
Speaker 2:Can't be bad. I'd hate to have to pay the tax on it, though.
Speaker 3:Well, I don't know. It's just like he just doesn't look good. He looks miserable. He did an interview with the BBC. He whined again about how his family treats him. So we're going to get to the bottom of it. We got him on the show today, prince Harry man, through your English connections, we got him.
Speaker 2:Prince Harry? Yes, well, we do. We do have a direct line to him.
Speaker 3:And after you do that, hand it over to me. I forgot. Your sister used to date him when he was single and younger. A lot of people don't know that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's true, that is true, but it was while you were doing these really super wild times and some of the things you used to go to Vegas and go to the pool parties there.
Speaker 3:Yes, I did yes, and then your sister, elvira Costello, not Elvis Costello, it was Elvira Costello. Elvira, yeah, exactly. So that's how we got that connection, though. So we've got Jadur Sanders and. Brent Zerry coming up on the show. It'll be fun to talk. I can't wait to talk to both of them, but there's a couple of things we need to do.
Speaker 2:You like that. I just want to get that out of my system.
Speaker 3:Look, I can make an echo. I can do this, whatever. I saw a commercial the other day and it's just like I'm watching, I'm going, did it really happen? But you know how commercials used to be? You had to follow strict FCC guidelines. You had to be truthful in your advertising. You can't do this, can't do that. So this commercial was for Huggies, okay.
Speaker 5:Kids diapers okay.
Speaker 3:So the commercial starts. There's a little girl with her pants down sitting on the toilet. Right there's a couple of animated characters right there on the towel rack and they're all excited to go look. Look, another little girl is learning to be potty trained. This is so exciting and they zoom in on the animated characters. The animated character number one is like a dew drop, except it's yellow.
Speaker 3:So it's supposed to be urine okay, yeah, the urine drop is standing next to a turd, okay. And they're all like say, oh, little missy's learned to potty train, this is so great. And and so missy gets up, she had success ago. And then, and then the tear comes out of the turd's eye and the urine thing goes oh, turd, you've always been so sensitive. She called him freaking turd, you know. So it's just like that. I sit there going nah.
Speaker 1:I didn't see that.
Speaker 3:Is it offensive to me? No, I just can't believe how we do things now.
Speaker 2:It's tacky, it's not Well. I always wondered about those three bears always rubbing their ass.
Speaker 3:Well, they got these Charmin soft toilet paper and they're always wiggling their butt going, oh it's soft, I enjoy the wipe.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I wondered about it. I can't really think of a time when they're going. You know, this is the one I enjoy that wipe.
Speaker 3:Can you ever think of a time in your life where you're sitting there going? You know, the wiping's good today. The wiping's great today, wiping's great, it just feels good. I just want to get the hell out of there.
Speaker 2:I'm thinking about how good the wipe is If you have a proper tie-up you don't need that stuff.
Speaker 3:Everybody's got to go sometime. They're just saying when you do go, you get soft toilet paper. Now, when you try to train your kids to potty train now, now you got the little urine drop and the little turd guy giving you encouragement to go in the potty. Don't go in huggies anymore.
Speaker 2:I can hear it now You've got your. I don't know, maybe you've got the CEO of your company around for dinner drinks and trying to show them just how terribly well you've done. And you know your wife's there trying to darling, do you have another can to pay? And you know your wife's there trying to, oh, darling, do you have another can to pay? And in the background.
Speaker 3:You hear, mommy, mommy turd won't talk to me. No, it's like we used to have to create ads when we were in our radio. So you have to think.
Speaker 5:I could be a good turd.
Speaker 3:What ad agency sat there and came up with the guy? Sat there and came up with this oh, I'm going to have a urine drop drop and a little tiny turd encouraging little missy to go potty train so she can get out of her huggies. But until she's ready, huggies are there for her, you know oh, turd, you're so sensitive, turd, you're so sensitive.
Speaker 3:That's the line that killed me right there, not the fact they were animated urine dropper turd just to her to go. Oh, turd, you've always been so sensitive. I guess because you're getting ready to get flushed, turd, I guess. I guess that's why.
Speaker 2:Now you know, when you have a sensitive turd, I guess that's what they I thought you could relate, because I know you wear diapers.
Speaker 3:so I thought maybe you could relate to that. So I thought there's the big adult. English huggies.
Speaker 2:Oh, please.
Speaker 3:Fill that baby up.
Speaker 2:I just brought back a memory. I don't need to have. One of the kids exploded when she was just getting potty trained. I can never forget the look on her face. I won't mention names because it's not fair. Oh come on mention names. She was sitting on the couch and we knew that she hadn't produced anything in quite a while and all of a sudden, this look on her face and she exploded, and so did her diaper. It just splashed everywhere, all over the new couch, of course. Good times, jeff, good times yeah they are.
Speaker 2:They don't have anything. Nice, we're not getting shit on it or boogers on it or cats and dogs.
Speaker 3:We were sitting in the toilet yesterday, I looked out the window and there was white smoke day. White smoke coming out everywhere. So I happened to be I was in downtown Denver yesterday, right, so it was a beautiful day. So I had to put the top down in the car and you know, stupid me, all these church bells are going off because they have all these old Catholic churches and other type churches in downtown Denver, so all the church bells are going off. I'm going, let's see. Today it's like Thursday. What do they got Services on Thursday? Something special going on. I never considered they ringing the bells because they named the Pope.
Speaker 3:Well, you know my wife had to call me and go. That's what the bells are ringing for you, dipshit, because the white smoke said we got Pope.
Speaker 2:We have the Pope vote. It's an American Pope.
Speaker 3:Okay, the Pope vote is in it, pope Leo.
Speaker 2:Pope Leo, who just happens to smoke Marlboro, who just happened to leave his packet by the heater, which just happened to catch fire, which just happened to have white smoke. So they said, screw it, go with it. That's what the smoke was for, that's what it was, which is his packet of mulberry going up in flames.
Speaker 3:Good thing about Leo though Leo is from Chicago. Chicago is like mob city, so the mobster's going eh.
Speaker 2:Yeah right, we got an in now.
Speaker 3:We got us a pope eh.
Speaker 2:The pope of Grinchville, we can control things.
Speaker 3:once again, the pope's going to come back and kick some butt. Hey, you know what that's.
Speaker 2:What I was alluding to earlier, before we went on air, is that this Pope has already reprimanded Trump.
Speaker 3:Didn't take, and good old JD Vance too oh well, he should.
Speaker 2:He should because, well, I mean what Trump did with his AI picture of him as the Pope was really I mean that just defies words. The other guy took it down pretty fast the Pope was really.
Speaker 5:I mean that just defies words.
Speaker 2:He's not even cold yet.
Speaker 3:Jeez, give him a break. Huh. We all know how religious Trump is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, isn't he, Jess? Apparently he wants to be Pope.
Speaker 3:Anything with a title, anything that puts him at the king level, I'll take it Pope whatever. Dictator El Presidente, I'll take them all.
Speaker 2:I'm sure he's going to take el presidente for at least another year. So you're going to have a three-year. No, third term, not three years.
Speaker 3:Yeah well, we'll see how that plays out. I think it's not going to happen. It's against the Constitution, but that hasn't stopped him yet, so we'll see what happens?
Speaker 2:No, he's been talking about it already. He's planning for it. He's also planning his military parade. Remember when he planned it last time? Well, he's decided he's going to do it again. It just happens to be the 200th anniversary of the US Army and it falls on his birthday.
Speaker 3:So he said I'll just have a military parade. It's going to look like communist China, communist Russia, with all the tanks going down the street, the soldiers all going, you know, bringing some missiles down the street and stuff.
Speaker 2:A1 at the White House. Whoopsie, it'd be like an old edition of Hogan's Heroes.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:They have to take the tanks on low loaders because they can't run down the street because the tracks will just tear all the asphalt up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they will. Yeah, yep, big parade. Yeah, you know we'll all be watching.
Speaker 2:Anybody will be. There'll just be like a little group of a couple thousand people and that'll be it, Just like before I got a call in line four.
Speaker 3:Shador's ready Is he yeah, did I got a call in line for Shador's ready, so did you pull him up to me? Just give a quick intro. We talked about it earlier, but he's the one of the new quarterbacks. They have like four or five quarterbacks so the Cleveland Browns. But at least he's an NFL quarterback and a rookie mini camp starts next week, so he has a chance to show off what he can do. And he's here with us on the Kristen Costello original cancel radio guys, what do you?
Speaker 4:mean Say what, listen, don't be a smartass.
Speaker 3:Okay, I'm not going to fall for that twice, all right, but I'm glad you're in a good mood. Hee, hee, hee, all of us here at Buff Nation here in Colorado. Man draft day was really, really stressful for all of us to do. I mean, you're supposed to be a first-round pick. You didn't go to like the fourth or fifth round. I mean what the hell happened there anyway, are you okay? I mean that's kind of weird. You fell on that far. You know you should be all right. You should have been higher. You know what didn't they like about you? What?
Speaker 4:happened. They don't like my swagger, my self-confidence, my gold chain, while ignoring my special set of skills.
Speaker 3:Would that be holding on to the ball too long?
Speaker 4:maybe something, something like that, if you were in front of me right now. I drill a forward pass right into your mini crotch man, I'm just messing with it.
Speaker 3:I mean, you're an nfl. Cleveland brown quarterback.
Speaker 4:I mean cleveland. It's like boulder colorado to go to cleveland damn yeah, sorry about that.
Speaker 3:Well, I mean, at least you're an nfl quarterback, think about that.
Speaker 4:Nfl qb I know we went out to celebrate with a big meal that's a way to do it.
Speaker 3:So what? What'd you have to eat?
Speaker 4:oh, whopping piece of humble pei. You had humble pie. I'm looking forward going to hang out with my bros in the dog pound. You see them, fans. They need some rabies shots.
Speaker 3:They some ugly mother come on, give us the dog pound man, come on.
Speaker 4:Hey, where are the white women at?
Speaker 3:Thank you, thank you, thank you, sir, thank you for being with us. I love the barking, I love the white women. They're in Boulder. You're looking for them, that's where they are. That's where they're at.
Speaker 5:I don't think they're in.
Speaker 3:Cleveland, Boulder okay, Probably about 99.9% of the women in Boulder. They'd be whiteys, okay, Well, that's because of the snow.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:That's changed, though, since Coach Pimer's been in, so things are getting more diverse so that's great.
Speaker 2:Oh, my goodness me, oh, that should be rather fun man.
Speaker 3:Appreciate that, sir, you know. I'd just like to tell you I came onto the show today pain pill free, no, so beat up here on stuff. Okay, so yesterday. So I'm like wearing this after surgery shoe it didn't fit right Kind of sticks out and stuff. You know some coming in bringing in some food, a chopped up outside for dinner. You got to step up one, step up two and that stupid thing sticks out like this and he caught the concrete and food everywhere Down on the concrete and food everywhere.
Speaker 3:Down on the concrete I went. My left arm is stinking killing me today.
Speaker 2:Oh good, You've broken your arm. Terrific Well done.
Speaker 3:So that's why the left arm is kind of like this, just kind of laying in there.
Speaker 3:I broke this thing when I was a kid. I broke it in three places knuckles, wrist here, had a cast on for six months. It's really sensitive and it hurts like you know what. I loaded up an Advil to be able to go through pain-free on today's show. You can thank me later. It's okay, you can thank me. I scraped that much skin off my left foot the other day, about two days ago my left foot's killing me Of course, the foot where I had surgery. I was just a little bit throbby today.
Speaker 2:I am one beat up son of a gun. Time to go back to bed and just stay there. It's safer.
Speaker 3:I was thinking about if I can do my part from the bed today, but I thought, well, I'll suck it up again.
Speaker 2:I have done it. I have done it.
Speaker 3:Well, you did when you had your heart attack Mm-hmm, yeah. And you did the day you had your dick shaved. But you're getting ready for your surgery from the heart attack.
Speaker 2:We weren't recording a show during that. It would have been funny if we had, because it was a Well, we did show from there.
Speaker 3:We just weren't doing any visual, which would have been pretty dang funny.
Speaker 2:That was before video and it was a good thing too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, just the audio of those couple of shows to me. Their prices are pretty dang funny. Your nurses were fun, they your nurses were fun.
Speaker 2:They played along. They were wonderful. Once you got out of ICU, they weren't so wonderful.
Speaker 3:They were calling the nurses up on the weekend and just go. Hey, what are you doing? Remember me. Bring your razor over and we just hang out the weekend. You get the razor, I get the shaving cream. What do you?
Speaker 2:say I took him gifts afterwards, what did you give him? Let me see. The first thing that came up would have been Thanksgiving. I think you gave him a turkey. No, I gave him some food Panberry sauce, no. Something from Trader Joe's, one of those things. Something frozen, Unfrozen no, it was all edible. Then Christmas time, of course, rolls around so quickly. You gave him underwear. No, actually, I gave him a foot massager, a really nice one. You did it personally or you gave him a place.
Speaker 2:No, no, I took it up there personally. They said okay, we'll make sure.
Speaker 3:I mean, did you do the foot massage personally?
Speaker 2:Oh, I wish no.
Speaker 3:You had him set up at a spa.
Speaker 2:Okay, I no, you had them set up at a spa. Okay, I see what you're saying. Oh, no, no, no, it was a machine that I bought them and apparently they were pretty good.
Speaker 3:I thought you'd give them a little certificate and go one foot massage from Costello. Send it upon me with me and I'll come over and yee-kee-kee-kee-kee. So it didn't do that. Huh, no, no, no, yeah, more creative, just give you a chance to get in there. You know, it could have been Mrs Costello, number two or three or whatever number you're at. I can't keep up.
Speaker 2:Now sorry Number Mrs.
Speaker 3:Costello number two.
Speaker 2:Number two, please. Number two, born again.
Speaker 3:All right. So what's going on in England? Prince Harry came back and get the whole country in underwear for the lot again because he is whining about Prince Charles.
Speaker 5:King.
Speaker 3:Charles, excuse me, king Charles, king Charles, yes, if you don't mind, he goes. I don't know how much longer he has to live, so I'm just trying to reconnect.
Speaker 2:Did he say that?
Speaker 5:He did say that yeah.
Speaker 2:What a prick.
Speaker 3:That's what piss people off. They're going like well you know, you guys don't even know what kind of cancer King Charles has and he, harry, are you there, buddy?
Speaker 2:I'm wondering because you there, buddy.
Speaker 3:Prince Harry, hello.
Speaker 2:Harry Put the family down. What's the matter, Harry?
Speaker 5:Daddy won't talk to me. Everybody hates my wife. One is losing one's hair, wow.
Speaker 2:Wow, well, really, I mean, come on, you're losing your hair, so what? No, well, it doesn't really help you, no he?
Speaker 5:cut me off. My book pissed him off. William is the same way?
Speaker 2:Oh, you mean to say that your dad's there pushing buttons?
Speaker 5:Well, camilla, yes, Camilla is very misunderstood. There's something that you and everyone else doesn't know and understand about her she's even uglier in person than you see on the telly.
Speaker 3:I knew that, I called that.
Speaker 5:I knew that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, you know what Family matters are hard to kind of fix.
Speaker 5:Well, Pops and my brother won't speak to me. One can't get security protection for oneself. Megan had two kids to bring them home and visit England. It's just not safe. Remember what happened to mummy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, that was kind of sad, wasn't it?
Speaker 2:And all of.
Speaker 5:England blames Megan for us leaving. They call her megabitch. Megabitch One is losing what's left of one's hair. I'm going to look like William in Costello.
Speaker 3:Watch it Even worse.
Speaker 5:Sorry, I'm sorry Enter.
Speaker 2:Figures.
Speaker 5:I need material for my next book. That's why what are you going to?
Speaker 2:call it Spare change.
Speaker 5:I don't have a job. You know Nothing coming in. Megan is really high maintenance.
Speaker 2:Ho, ho, ho, ho, he's crying again Ho, ho, ho ho thank you.
Speaker 3:Thank you, it sounds like fake crying. I don't know.
Speaker 2:I just said oh, man, don't call us, we'll call you. Did we lose that?
Speaker 3:yeah, we lost the line okay oh yeah, we did, we lost it good, I can't if he's crying, if he's trying to do a Santa impersonation ho, ho, ho. What the hell is that?
Speaker 2:we can put a man on the moon, but can.
Speaker 3:No, it's kind of hard to talk to you because unless you realize that, costello lost his script so he didn't know what the fuck he was saying. So it made no sense because he didn't have a script. So it was like it was here.
Speaker 2:It was buried under about four things.
Speaker 1:I worked out great Okay.
Speaker 2:It's all right, we'll be just doing this again tomorrow, then, won't we?
Speaker 3:Man. We had all these new downloads last week and I really appreciate that. Almost close to 200,000 new folks joined the podcast this week. I'm guessing about minus 250,000 will be going the other way.
Speaker 2:Well, of course, don't forget, that is the canceled radio guys. So you know, we'll just bring in some other guys and let them have a go at it. Cancel radio engineers yes sir, this is why I brought this little thing here.
Speaker 3:Let this be a lesson to you when we have Prince Arion, have your script ready, okay, so you know what the hell you're doing. It made no sense.
Speaker 2:It was, but then it Never mind, You'd have to be here to appreciate what was going on.
Speaker 3:He's wearing his prison shirt again. He's in his stripes, he's got the. He's ready to go back to the new, refurbished Alcatraz that Trump is making for you.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, and of course, once you've done that, you can then, of course, go back to that little town in Bethlehem that they blew the snot out of.
Speaker 3:Have you ever been to Alcatraz? Have you ever walked through there and seen it?
Speaker 2:No, no, I haven't, I've never gone there.
Speaker 3:You should. It's really amazing. But the thing is it's as good as it is and you can see why it's like unescapable, because go and jump in the bay, you know. See if you make it Go right ahead. If you do, they deserve to be free. But it ain't going to happen. But it's so old, I mean it a billion or two just to refurbish the place.
Speaker 2:Well, you know, I can imagine.
Speaker 3:Don't let that stop them.
Speaker 2:That would be a good place for a music video for like a country and western music video.
Speaker 3:Why country and western?
Speaker 2:Just because it's kind of bare walls and all videos are like that in country and western.
Speaker 3:You remember the movie a few years ago with Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage the Rock.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Sure, filmed entirely in Aquatras. Easy, because no one's out there. Just close it down for a day for tourists or two while you're shooting, and that's it. But it's all filmed on location, so it's kind of neat.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, it would have been a fun. Oh gosh, imagine trying to get to work every day.
Speaker 3:Oh, that would have been a bitch, I don't know if they have quarters out there and you live out there for a week. I don't know how they do it, it's not a long ride by boat to get out there. It's a quick little job. You hop your ferry, you get out there, dump you off, go to work, pick you up, you go back home.
Speaker 2:Well, okay, well, I guess that would be kind of a good thing, because when you work on movies, illegal immigrants here's your choice El Salvador or the Rock.
Speaker 3:Courtesy of Presidente Trump. Pope Trump, pope Trump. Pope Trump next to the Pope Leo. Leo's kind of a. I didn't even know that Leo was a name for a Pope. It's how far back they go. I don't think in my lifetime there was ever a Pope Leo before this guy.
Speaker 2:I mean, they go back to the year dot, don't they?
Speaker 3:There's been 267 popes. It just goes way, way back.
Speaker 2:Do you know what? Listen to this, I think kind of funny and true. Many years ago I briefly dated this woman who was from Italy and I could just tell that she was like nobility. There was something about her that just kind of she was a little strange.
Speaker 3:Did she have hairy armpits or something?
Speaker 2:No, Just straight, just had an aura about her Special and we were not that kind of special, but not that bad. But anyway, it turned out that she was directly descended from one of the popes. I said how can that be? They're supposed to be chaste. How? Old is that King Pope, king Pope Pope, sebastian III or something before they had the rule that they couldn't get laid.
Speaker 3:Well, you can be related this way. Pope Leo has two brothers in Chicago, so if you're a daughter of one of the brothers, then you're related to Pope.
Speaker 2:Leo Pope Leo, I keep calling him King.
Speaker 3:Well, that's next. I'm just used to Pope John Pope, paul Pope, ringo Pope, ringo John Paul, ringo the Pope. But the American Pope yesterday speaks. He spoke in Latin and he spoke in Italian. He spoke in no English yesterday when he made his first papal visit.
Speaker 2:he speaks several languages yeah, I can see him up there now, being truly American. Ain't this the?
Speaker 3:shit. Well, they did ask him. They sent a text into one of his I guess aides in physics from Chicago. They went here's the question Are you a Cubs fan or a White Sox fan? And he wrote back White Sox. You know he's from that part of the city, one of the worst teams in baseball, the White Sox. But when that's your team, that's your team. He's a Sox man. A Villanova man from Philadelphia Basketball powerhouse, pope Leo played basketball. No, he was out there with the towel mopping up the sweat in the fourth there between times. Oh, there you go.
Speaker 2:Yes, much like his predecessor, who did actually play basketball with the.
Speaker 3:Francis played basketball.
Speaker 2:The Globetrotters. What I mean? He was made a non-ary globetrotter. Francis was yes, seriously, yes, seriously, honestly.
Speaker 3:I'd like to see that. No doubt Did he take a shot, did he go out there and shoot.
Speaker 2:I don't think he may have done. It was very early in his papacy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, when he was kind of healthy he could do that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Did you do a backwards?
Speaker 2:dunk. Just look at it and just you know, I mean, it's not going to not go in there. He's the Pope after all. Backwards dunk. Big-ass hand comes out through the ceiling. Here you go, slam dunk.
Speaker 3:Well, you know, we're getting close to summertime. Summertime's what there's always like this, like what are the biggest songs of the summer? What's the? I don't think what I'm listening to this week is going to be a big number one song of the summer, but it is out and people like this guy a lot and he's got some new singles out first time in two or three years. So I am listening to. It's a Country Thing. It's a big deal for me. I'm listening to Morgan Walla.
Speaker 2:Well, that's interesting.
Speaker 3:We're not, but I'm listening to Morgan Walla. My granddaddy ran shine in.
Speaker 4:East Tennessee.
Speaker 3:Wait real quick, just give me a hint, for next week It'll be country. Two weeks in a row, blake Shelton's got a new CD out and a new single is up your alley. It's called Texas and it's his straight to number one. It's his 30th number one single, so next week we will play Blake Shelton's. Go ahead and give you an advance, we're going to play his new single, texas. It's about Costello's time living in Texas.
Speaker 2:Oh, which one, First or second?
Speaker 3:Both.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, All right. Well, I'll tell you what I do. Have something here just quickly. What are you listening to? Well, I'm always going back in time. I've got to get with it. Go on bang bang bang bang, there we go. Here's something that I think a lot of our English listeners you will enjoy this. What is it? You're sitting on the couch and sitting there You're supposed to tell us what are you listening to?
Speaker 3:What is it?
Speaker 5:You thought you'd gotten rid of us, didn't you? But you were wrong, old bean, because we're back with a vengeance.
Speaker 2:Good With a vengeance. Good, safe to Queen, my son. Well, harry made a more than me, so I think it's only fair to get back at him and answer the question. Who is it? Oh, come on, you don't know. I do not. That is the Sex Pistols Was, excuse me, sex Pistols. You know what? I can't believe. You don't know that.
Speaker 3:Never a fan.
Speaker 2:Well, you don't have to be a fan, but they did change music and they did do a lot of good, actually Got rid of a lot of really badly corrupt people.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Johnny Rotten was not bad and corrupt at all. He was a great, great role model.
Speaker 2:He by the way he's got a band out. I've seen it.
Speaker 3:I saw that he's out doing stuff again, right.
Speaker 2:He is now and boy is he bloated out or what man. He got big. But we had this guy in England. We had this whole big controversy of. Okay, I'm watching you now.
Speaker 3:That's how you get bloated, Johnny Ratner. I love the oaky hole.
Speaker 2:But anyway he kept telling them this particular announcer guy celebrity was a child molester and he'd been molesting kids for years in the pretense of his show and they wouldn't believe him. And eventually they did believe him and the guy Jimmy Savile was his name and he got. Well he's dead now. Once he was dead they all came out with it and then found out all these other guys had been doing the same thing. So like 10 or 15 presenters from the old days of the BBC all going to jail that include Johnny Rotten as well.
Speaker 2:No, not.
Speaker 3:Johnny Rotten. Johnny was a good boy, just his stage name is Rotten. Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's right, john Lydon.
Speaker 3:He turned out to be the big pervert. Who's the comedian? I used to think he was pretty funny. The big comedian from England, long hair, oh, russell Brand.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, Turned out to be a big perv. Well, I mean, he did marry Katie, didn't he, katie Perry?
Speaker 3:I mean, you know, that's anybody a little strange. I would say I like Katie, katie's fun, but it's okay. Sex Pistols no, not my favorite, that's what you're listening to, it's okay. Next week, I'm telling you, we're going to do Blake Shelton's Texas and next week Costello's going to do it. First. He's actually going to pick something new and current and relevant, right.
Speaker 2:You know what I need to get my satellite radio back and then start driving the car again.
Speaker 3:Just go for a drive. You got music on your motorcycle, go for it, turn it up, turn the local head-top mode for you to listen to a couple of things, find something you like and then just bring it to the show next week.
Speaker 2:Bring it everybody. There's a new Miley song out. I didn't think about doing that, but it's like.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I did Miley last week End of the world, remember. Now she's already got a single out again. Already it's like a single a week now. Singles used to last three, four months, Now seven, ten days.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but you're lucky. Yeah, If, but the Sex Pistols there 50 years.
Speaker 3:Excited.
Speaker 2:Before I was born.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Johnny Rotten. Johnny Rotten, excited before I was born. Yeah, johnny rotten. Johnny rotten teeth is what it is. I ain't got no tape or johnny rotten diaper. I don't know what.
Speaker 2:We can go on all day well, I tell you what you know. Pretty soon, you'll be able to look at our new web page. It'll be coming up. In the meantime, though, you can, of course, um email us. Yeah, and I'm gonna give you the old one, because we haven't got the new one up yet. Give us the address, go ahead. The address is chrisandcostello at yahoocom.
Speaker 3:Love to hear from you. Okay, we enjoyed today. So we had Chidors Andazan, that was fucked up, and we had Prince Herion that was fucked up because Costello lost his grip.
Speaker 2:But besides that, Okay, great fun, let's put it to a vote. People out there, should we redo this. Would you like us to redo it and have no mistakes on the air at all?
Speaker 3:Personally, I would, but you know we have the king of edit, jerry. You may quit after this week, but you got your work cut out for you, buddy. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2:No, it's just that big bit in the middle.
Speaker 3:So let's squeal. This week the squeal in getting it up, the keezer is Costello.
Speaker 4:Let's squeal, it, get up there, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hoo, hoo, hee.
