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Chris and Costello - Things we couldn't do or say on the radio...Chris and Costello worked in big market radio together in another life, now they bring you a rather skewed version of what's happening...interviews, attitudes, and reviews all in an interesting and captivating way, somewhat irreverent.
That's what you should expect from an American radio icon (Chris Bailey) and a man who only has one name...and turned his back on Queen and country, Costello (He's from England).
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They Call Him The Orange Orangutan l A Candid British View of Trump's America
What does the UK really think about Donald Trump? 🇬🇧 In this brutally honest (and hilariously unfiltered) episode, the Cancelled Radio Guys sit down with a mysterious British guest who spills all the tea on Trump, American politics, and why the rest of the world is shaking their heads at the U.S.
They talk crypto conspiracies, the baby Trump balloon, Medicaid disasters, and even Prince Harry’s royal rejection. From wild rants to sharp wit, this episode is packed with dark humor and global perspective you won’t hear anywhere else.
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Hey, it's the cancelled radio guys. This is Costello. I'm not there.
Speaker 2:How's it going, Mr Costello?
Speaker 1:You're stamping all over me, you bastard. That's okay, though. I'm stamping all over you. I get three words out and in he comes. Oh boy, Mr DJ, I just asked you how you're doing. The impotence of it all.
Speaker 2:What impotence. We have a guest today.
Speaker 1:We do.
Speaker 2:Who is this young fellow we have on?
Speaker 1:I tell you what. Mr Cliff Lee we can't tell you too much about him because he's in one of those protective kind of things that they do with the British government. Okay, but this I will tell you he is an expert M16?. M16. Yeah, there you go, or seven.
Speaker 2:He's also president of the anti-Trump club of the UK right.
Speaker 1:What about anti-Trump? That's one way of putting it A club of the UK, right? What about anti-Trump? That's one way of putting it Anti-Trump Club of the UK. Is that it? Well, he doesn't like Trump very much. So my question right in first of all, mr Lee, welcome. Thank you for being here, hi Costello. Hey, mate, very good Now here's the thing, it's okay.
Speaker 2:Well say hi to Chris. Now here's the thing.
Speaker 1:Well, say hi to Chris, he's feeling left out Hi.
Speaker 2:Chris, how's it going? I'm good. How are you doing?
Speaker 1:There you go. You can hear him now See it all works out so brilliant, brilliant as it is. Now we understand that British people don't like the orange one too much. Is this something that is unilateral, or is it just a few people?
Speaker 3:Oh, no, no, this is, without a doubt, unanimous. One thing that the American country and people don't seem to comprehend is that outside of the United States, we have a totally different view of what's going on to what you have, and a lot of the people here aren't laughing at America. They're laughing at the orange orangutan, and he's full value for money in the entertainment states.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's for sure.
Speaker 3:He's on the planet, off another planet, isn't he really?
Speaker 1:He's special, he's very special.
Speaker 2:That's for sure. Mr Tariff trying to work out a deal right now with the UK how he's going to charge you 25%. You know that right.
Speaker 3:Oh, we're privileged. I mean it could have been more. You know, it's touching really that he thinks so much of us, to charge us so little for his expertise in these matters.
Speaker 2:You know it's touching really that he thinks so much of us. The charge is so little for his expertise in these matters.
Speaker 3:He's only filed for bankruptcy seven times.
Speaker 1:He's such a business. Acumen goes before him. He's an entrepreneur isn't he so open and close them?
Speaker 2:I was there in London during his first term, and outside parliament, you guys are flying that baby Trump balloon. He's in a diaper with a cell phone in his right hand so he can be texting. It was the funniest damn thing I've ever seen it was quality, wasn't it?
Speaker 1:it was good, good comedy. What do you think British people like yourself? It was quality, wasn't it? It was good, yeah, good comedy. But what do you think that British people like yourself? Mr Lee, what do you think you know about Trump and the things he's doing that we don't know, because I bet there's a lot out there, my God, where would you?
Speaker 2:like me to start Well Anywhere, because you're from the outside looking into us. Like me to start Well anywhere because you're from the outside looking into us.
Speaker 3:So what's he got, as I can see this, is that he is changing things underneath this smoke screen on a massive extent, and the chances of being able to overturn it before the amount of damage is done will be very, very difficult. I don't know how he's done it, but he's managed to convince 80-plus million people that he tells the truth, which is hysterical really. I mean, he lies when he opens his mouth since birth.
Speaker 3:He just lies about everything and yet so many people in your country believe it, backed up by half the media and a political system. That's well, it's a disgrace really.
Speaker 1:What's going to?
Speaker 3:happen in your country is that the billionaires are going to have it. They've got it already they won't be happy until they've got everything, everything.
Speaker 1:They are definitely going to have it, and that's what's so sad.
Speaker 3:Your country could be so fantastic for everyone.
Speaker 1:It could.
Speaker 3:You know, on a broad scale, as it is, it's been polarized. And he's getting away with murder. I don't know how you put up with it, honestly.
Speaker 1:Well, two people tried and failed. Dismally yeah.
Speaker 3:It's hard for us to understand it outside, because we view it with like what is going on?
Speaker 2:How is it happening that?
Speaker 3:he has so much support when everything he's doing is destroying the very fabric of the United States, in my opinion, what was that, Chris? It's unbelievable to see it. It is.
Speaker 2:Well, they did a recent poll asking Americans if we would have the election today. Would the outcome be the same? And then the results were he would lose, because after just seven months, people are going like they're freaking. It's going to get worse when the majority of the voting forum will lose their food stamps, can't go to the food bank, will lose their Medicaid and just let it pile up. There are those who abuse it and you shouldn't have it, but there's a large number of people who need it, who are going to lose it and it's just going to be a disaster. Yeah.
Speaker 1:What have you heard about the plans to kidnap Trump? What you haven't heard about that? Well, the latest I've heard is.
Speaker 3:There's a fatwa sent out on him by some geezer in Iran, some grand mufti, another great leader, who said you know they want to kill him, but I haven't heard of anything about kidnapping. What a great idea, Wouldn't?
Speaker 2:it, jess. Where did you hear that from Castor? I've not kept up to date with that.
Speaker 3:The least I've seen is, as I say, the numbers of people who are going to die because of lack of Medicaid is going to be frightening in your country.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I've expected it's going to go down because of it yeah.
Speaker 3:By fluke. You know, this is planned, this is planned in your country.
Speaker 2:This time next year, Costello will be done.
Speaker 1:Here's the way it's going to work out. Okay, then there's they want to take over medicaid. They want to take over medicare, which is even bigger. They want to take over social security, which is pretty massive as well. They want to stop the, the um american dollar from being the primary currency. Okay, now, check this out, turn it into. Oh God, what's that? Damn brain, fail me. Now. Crypto, crypto coins. Oh, yes, he's heading into crypto, isn't he? Oh, he's, he's way, way, way into it. So here's the thing right, so he does all that, and suddenly everything is crypto. Your, so he does all that, and suddenly everything is crypto. Your social security is crypto. And who runs crypto but him? Oh, yeah, I do believe he has a crypto company, doesn't he? Yeah, he does.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that's wow, it's called Kryptonite.
Speaker 1:Kryptonite yes. Excellent.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Kryptonite.
Speaker 1:Well, we don't need to worry. If Cliff hasn't heard it, then it isn't happening.
Speaker 2:Tell me about the kidnapping.
Speaker 1:What was this kidnapping? Well, apparently it was supposed to come about around about July the 4th, when he was on one of his walkabouts. But I guess maybe they just buried that story because that's what they do. Oh, yes, he was going to kidnap him. And why would he kidnap him? Just buried that story? Because you know that's what they do.
Speaker 2:And have you ever oh, yes, well, he's going to kidnap him, why would he kidnap him Out here in the real world? Well, you can do what you got to.
Speaker 3:Now your media is at such a level of.
Speaker 1:Incompetence.
Speaker 3:What else can you call it but corruption in backing his lines up? I mean, no wonder most people believe it when so much of the media is pushing it as well. It's like to see it from the outside, like I do. When I keep up with this every day, I'm three hours into what's happening with your mighty president and what he's doing.
Speaker 1:He's a man, 21 years old. The more I see it, the more I can't understand.
Speaker 2:Sounds like you're talking about Fox News as your source of news. How does?
Speaker 3:it win. How do you get 80 million people who need Medicare to vote for a bill that takes it away?
Speaker 2:That's because he told them when he was running for office he was not going to touch it.
Speaker 3:Let's face it, they don't really need any more, do they? I mean, how many trillions do you need? I don't know in America.
Speaker 1:The problem with Medicare is that a lot of it is fraud. Probably about 70% of it is fraud. Really, yeah, as much as that. Yeah, it's absolutely staggering. Really as much as her. Yep, it's absolutely staggering. And they have this bill or this law called the HIPAA law that's right where you're not allowed, if your doctor doesn't have your permission, to share information about you, the company, the government, whatever can't come in and say I need to run down on Mr Smith and Mr Lee and how much has he got, et cetera, et cetera. And then they find out they can't do that. They know it's happening, but by their own law they can't do it. So the Russians are going oh, thank you, thank you, boris. That's very nice of you. So they're their own stupid fault, really. But I mean they could stop it. If they really wanted to, they'd say right, we're going to change it to this. When it goes crypto, it will make a big difference. There's no question about that. To get it right, Right, my God, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so what else is…. So there's so many other things happening, I mean… Okay.
Speaker 3:There's so many other things happening. I mean I can't believe that he's turned on Canada.
Speaker 1:I mean what?
Speaker 3:have the Canadians done that is so bad? And then people wonder why they react the way they have done. It'd be interesting to see what the states on the border with Canada make of all this, because they are going to lose big time, big time in money. They've got lumber, aluminium, steel oil. It's all geared towards sending it your way.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 3:And then for one guy to say we don't need you. Okay, Canada just said fuck you. Yeah, exactly, All right, you don't need us, We'll stop sending all this stuff. But those states over the next three or four months are going to suffer on an enormous scale. And as usual, it's the working class people who are just going to get voted for.
Speaker 2:Those are the ones who voted for, and the Canadians are really pissed at us. They're not only mad at Trump, they're mad at Americans as well too. It's not our fault, so it just kind of rolls over to blame us. So it falls to us too.
Speaker 1:The whole point is that if it affects in a negative way the working class and the needy, if you like to put it that way, they don't give a shit. It's like, oh fine, take it away from them, what the hell? They die, they die. We bury them, they're out of our hands. Thank you very much.
Speaker 3:It's almost like there's a subsection in America where, if you're in that section, god help you. I mean really it's not looking good for the end of the year for your country. That's how I see it, unless things change.
Speaker 2:So well, you guys have a few issues too. I can't quite see it somehow.
Speaker 3:I mean he's destroyed the agricultural business. Basically, I mean, you know, no one will take American grain or soybean or anything like that. Didn't know that it's just going to rot in the fields, so everyone's going to lose. I don't understand this. A system being driven for the need of so few, it's so few that benefit against the 99% that have to pay for it. I just can't understand it.
Speaker 2:You think Costello's going to benefit? Have I got a benefit?
Speaker 3:You are in this country. We don't have to look at Medicaid or Medicare. We have a health system that works for us for the benefit of keeping us alive. And that must be like.
Speaker 2:America. What are you looking at?
Speaker 3:When you think about it, you know it's not something we have to even worry about.
Speaker 1:Tell you what Cliff.
Speaker 3:Because we have this, whereas in your country it can take up God knows how much of your income.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah it.
Speaker 3:Whereas in your country, it can take up God knows how much of your income and it's not even guaranteed to work for you.
Speaker 1:It'll take more of your income and your house. So what else is going on? I want to light a note because I'm bored with Trump now. Okay, and those lovely people who we have to say thank you for listening, of course, and you are going to subscribe right and follow. We appreciate it if you do that. Certainly.
Speaker 2:Of course Tell all of your fellow Englishmen to do the same. So anyway, how is Princess Kate doing?
Speaker 3:How is what sorry?
Speaker 1:Princess Kate of Cambridge.
Speaker 3:Kate, oh, sorry, I'm not in direct contact with the royal family.
Speaker 1:Well what happened? Did you have dinner with them last night? Come on, I heard you were in.
Speaker 3:They're slightly in a mess, let's say. You know, there's all kinds of things happening with Wills and Megan.
Speaker 1:Oh well, what's going on? We don't hear that. What's happening?
Speaker 2:Well, what Go on tell what.
Speaker 1:Give us a scoop, man. Oh God, I wish I could, costello, I wish I could, but I just haven't got it. Well, that's a darn tootin' shame. Well, what else is going on? Larry Grayson back from the dead.
Speaker 2:Darn tootin'. Is that kind of an English phrase there, darn tootin'.
Speaker 3:You know, no one could shoot that dog better than him.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's something I'm not aware of Someone you could shoot that dog Is.
Speaker 2:Prince Harry welcome back any time he wants to come.
Speaker 1:Is Prince Harry welcome to come back?
Speaker 3:No, I don't think that's a good idea for Harry.
Speaker 1:I really don't.
Speaker 3:He's a good idea for Harry? I really don't. He's kind of burnt his bridges.
Speaker 1:I won't say that was safe.
Speaker 2:Is the country far away from Meghan, though?
Speaker 3:It's not good. Not good. If I was him, I'd stay where he is.
Speaker 1:She's a darkie. That's why you know it as well as I do. He's polluted the gene pool. Yeah, that's true. Having done exactly the same thing myself, what did you do? My kids are half Malaysian.
Speaker 2:And.
Speaker 1:And well, that's diluting the gene pool. It's okay, though. There's nothing wrong with it? I don't think anyway.
Speaker 2:UK bigot country. Okay, like Utah.
Speaker 1:If it ain't white.
Speaker 2:it's not right, Is that it?
Speaker 1:If it ain't white, it ain't right. We'll be taking collections on the front door for the uh nationalist party, my god. So, um, now, I mean coming from a country that uh had had a competition. I love this. Had a competition to name a boat for the RNLI, which is the Royal National Life Boat Institute, or something like that. They go out and save people in the sea, so it's a boat, okay. So what do you call a boat? Well, you call it Boatface.
Speaker 3:The competition to name the new aircraft carrier ended Ended up with. The winner was Boaty McBoatface. Hms Boaty McBoatface, that's right. Can you get that?
Speaker 2:That's a new aircraft carrier.
Speaker 3:They have more boats, but they wouldn't do it.
Speaker 1:I thought they did. I thought they kind of said oh okay, we must boat face, Actually, you know. Going back to our good friend bastard Trump Sorry, it just happens to come out that way. It's written on my script that way, Bastard they had a frigate, which I guess is quite fitting in its own way, and it was anyway it was. It was called it was commemorating a gay and civil rights thing that happened in Stonewall. It was a riot where a bunch of gay people got killed by the police, and so they call the HMS Stonewall. Well, Trump didn't like that, so he's taken that away from them. Now he said no, no, we're going to call it HMS, something or another. I don't know what he's called it now, but it's like the Jim Rogers or something like that. It's just absolutely bloody absurd. I can't read that. Sorry, Chris, it wasn't for me to read.
Speaker 2:No, it's for our watchers and listeners to read. Just a little note to our listeners.
Speaker 1:Oh, was it.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, keep looking down, like you've been doing the whole podcast, you won't see it. The one time you look up, I'll put a note up.
Speaker 1:Well, I've got notes and things down here. See, that was the thing.
Speaker 2:What the hell's down there you put notes in your lap.
Speaker 3:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:Yep Scratch left ball.
Speaker 1:Well, the right one has been acting up today. I didn't really want to share that with you, but there you go, oh jeez, Anyway. Well, now you've totally screwed the whole thing.
Speaker 3:You didn't say anything.
Speaker 1:Oh, I see there it is. Can't really read it. I don't suppose. Depart Beware. What does it say? I can see Costello Deport. Costello Says the man who looks more Arab than most people.
Speaker 2:You do, don't I.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you do, I just flew in from Dubai.
Speaker 2:Boy, my arm's tired Ba-dum-bum.
Speaker 1:We'll be having cozy little chats with Trump a little later.
Speaker 2:Mr Lee, I Any more tidbits about England before we have to go bye-bye? He can't hear me.
Speaker 1:He should just relay oh okay, any more little tidbits there, mr Lee, that we should know before we go.
Speaker 3:Bye-bye, this is our English correspondent doing his level best to present a balanced view of our wonderful country.
Speaker 1:Who's the?
Speaker 2:Prime Minister in England for this week.
Speaker 3:Well, probably Keir Starmer, but he's having a tough time as well at the moment. So who knows, next week what will?
Speaker 1:happen. Maybe, Boris, oh God, oh, please, please. I heard a story about Boris that really made me almost bring up my breakfast. Apparently, this guy is a minicab driver and he'd given him a ride and he obviously has psoriasis or something or really bad dandruff. And the guy said I had to go to a car wash an all-night car wash to vacuum all the dandruff out. It was everywhere, it was on the seat, it was on the center console. I mean, it was a snowstorm from hell.
Speaker 2:He showers once a month, give him a break and on that bombshell and on that bombshell.
Speaker 1:Mr Lee, we thank you very much. Hopefully we'll chat again, hopefully.
Speaker 3:Costello and Chris. Thank you very much for my voice.
Speaker 2:Okay, Thanks for giving us the insight of inside the UK. You know we kind of had a feeling you guys felt that way about Trump. We just wanted to verify it through you today.
Speaker 3:Thank you very much.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man Dig it All right who said you say dig it, ta-ta for now, ta-ta for now, dig it. All right, dig it. Who said you say dig it, ta-da for now.
Speaker 1:Ta-da for now.
Speaker 2:Ta-da for now.
Speaker 1:By the way, we will have a written transcript in American for those who couldn't understand him.
Speaker 2:I understand him really well.
Speaker 1:Not bad for the old phone up by the microphone trick.
Speaker 2:Like some down in the pool Pool. Eh, what is done by the cops Pool who talk like I'm going? What the Like King Charles does it really heavy Better than thou stick up my ass accent, you know.
Speaker 1:Let's see, he's from Yorkshire. That's a Yorkshire accent. The real thing, man.
Speaker 2:Ricky Gervais' accent is what.
Speaker 1:Oh God, I don't know, his is like Birmingham, I think, stinking.
Speaker 2:Elizabeth, funny, funny, funny. It's great.
Speaker 1:He's okay.
Speaker 2:Oh, he's okay. Who's better than him? Then, from UK Come on.
Speaker 1:Ozzy Osbourne, who is?
Speaker 2:it. Oh you like Russell Brand oh.
Speaker 1:God, oh gosh.
Speaker 3:How much for your little girl, how much?
Speaker 1:Yes, remember what he did to his no when he was married someone he was dating, and he called up their grandfather and told him hey, you know what I've been doing to your little granddaughter.
Speaker 2:Sounds like a granddad, grandfather, and told him hey, you know what I've been doing to your little granddaughter Like an idiot.
Speaker 1:And the idiot what does he do? He does this to an answering machine. Oh, that was a smooth move on his part, but then again, he's not the smartest kettle in the shop.
Speaker 2:Oh goody, that's what we need.
Speaker 1:Oh no, I mean jeez, look, wey, that's what we need. I mean geez, look, we've got the political commentary down, we don't need him.
Speaker 2:Exactly To all our friends in the UK and Mr Lee, thank you very much for today. Appreciate that.
Speaker 1:Don't forget to follow us and subscribe. Very important Supposed to be doing that all the way through. Very important, yeah, supposed to be doing that all the way through the show. Yeah, you know. Yes, indeed, deport me, why don't you? You can now go to the cancelledradioguyscom. Cancelledradiogguyscom. Canceledradioguyscom. That is our new website, where you will find all kinds of interesting things there, and should you wish to join in the commentary, you can do so by emailing us at thelads.
Speaker 2:I'll leave a message to you Whatever is good for you?
Speaker 1:I'll leave it, lee. You can leave a message to you. Whatever is good for you, I'll leave it. Lee, you can leave a message to the lads at thecancelsradioguyscom. I'm not looking down. Oh, I suppose it does look like I'm looking down, doesn't it?
Speaker 2:There he is, eyes up here, eyes up here. Eyes up here.
Speaker 1:I think I've got a thing to change this whole arrangement which will work for everybody, so we can look forward to that next weekend.
Speaker 2:Talk to you next week, guys. Thank you very much. Squeal out, squeal out, squeal, squeal, squeal, squeal.
Speaker 1:Pineapple coming in backwards.
